Once in time, Xi Yu became Xi Zhicai's younger brother. He followed his brother to defect to Cao Cao, but he had extraordinary martial arts since he was a child. However, he did not like to fight and kill, and only wanted to be a quiet and beautiful man, so he became the A civilian official, he became an inconspicuous member of Cao Cao's army.
Battle of Puyang.
"Lord! This guy Lu Bu is hard to match. We can't beat him!"
Cao Cao: "Hurry...go to the military camp to ask for a military advisor!!"
Battle of Guandu.
"Lord! Yuan Jun, Yan Liangwen, is so ugly! What should we do?"
Cao Cao: "Go and ask the military advisor! Let the military advisor kill Yan Liang and punish Wen Chou!"
The two armies fought, and the formation was invincible.
Xiyu took off his shirt.
Cao Cao: "Fight!! The military advisor is warming up!!"
Xi Yu: "Stop calling me! I'm really not a strong general!!"
The ultimate swordsman: "You promised to let me see your full moon scimitar, but you actually made Xiao Li fly the knife!"
Famous swordsman: "I am the flying immortal from heaven who wants to teach you, why do you only use Dugu Nine Swords!"
Invincible Boxer: "You clearly said it was the Seven-Injury Fist, why did the palm technique you used have dragon elements!"
Chu Tang said: As long as I know enough martial arts, none of you can beat me!
(Marriage in place + silly wife + vest + sweet pet + strong man and strong woman + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger)
After a calculation, she had to marry her sister, who was rumored to be blind and lame, and could not live beyond the age of thirty.
Later, everyone in the capital knew that the powerful Mo family, Mo Yuchen, married a fool and spoiled her.
someday.
The foolish girl leaned against the man’s arms, touched the man’s Adam’s apple and said, “There are rumors in the capital that you married a fool. Do you want me to show them my vest? Block their mouths?”
The man grabbed her small hand and put his arms around her small waist, his Adam’s apple rolled, and his voice was hoarse and too low, “Little Luoluo, be nice~ The vest is not in a hurry, there are more important things right now.”
“What’s up?”
A stupid girl is puzzled.
“Deadly thing.”
After speaking, the man hugged her by the waist.
If you want to show your vest, go dream!
He didn’t want his wife to be missed!
One day two hundred years ago, countless huge portals appeared all over the earth, and the world ushered in an irresistible [Game of Destiny].
The evil ghosts who feed on humans, the giants behind the high wall, the Holy Grail filled with despair, human lives become a meaningless number in an instant.
But the time traveler Tong Gu discovered that these worlds were not just the dramas in his memory, so...
When ghosts destroy the world, please bask in the sunshine;
In the world of pirates, give Momonosuke and Xiaodama a new identity;
The world of giants,…
Destiny game, please call me the cheater
Worlds that have been experienced: [Demon Slayer] [Spell] [Gantz] [Pirates] [Legend of the Demon Soldier] [Hunter·Greedy Island]
Ongoing World: [One Punch Man]
The world is about to proceed: [Re:0] [Fate] [Magic Forbidden]...
In the ten years since the Great Chu, strange things have happened everywhere.
When he woke up, Zhou An became a yamen agent.
Crisis is always there, but fortunately Zhou An brought a small game made in his previous life.
As long as the life-exploding skills are used, the skills can undergo qualitative changes and become magical skills.
Knife skills - open the sky with one knife.
Turn the pot over - the Kingdom of God in the pot.
Swimming - making waves.
Several years later, Zhou An said that all he knew were common abilities in life.
The crowd was furious.
"You are talking nonsense, I saw you split the sky with a knife!"
"You're lying. I saw with my own eyes that you put a ten-foot-tall weirdo into a pot and beat it to death!"
"You said you can swim, but the huge waves have nothing to do with swimming!"
Facing the angry crowd, Zhou An sighed and took out a small sword as wide as his palm.
"I have learned a lot about blacksmithing recently, and I will show you how to defeat all magic with one sword."
People here.
But what can happen to dad? Not a single message was sent for three days.
Half a minute later.
[Li Jun: Hahaha..., wife, son, daughter, I have finally completed this task and can reply to you. 】
In the family channel.
Li Jun finally appeared.
"Dad."
Li Yi was so pleasantly surprised, he breathed a sigh of relief, and a smile appeared on his face.
at the same time.
Li Yi was also a little curious as to what mission his father had taken on, but he hadn't sent a message for nearly three days.
[Zhang Chuchu: What have you been doing these days? Can't you just send a message? I'm worried to death. 】
[Li Jun: Hehe, wife, I just traveled to this 'Tianling Continent', and before I had time to figure out what was going on, I was taken away by the people from the 'Xuanling Gate'. Then I wanted to pass through the 'Xuanling Gate' The test took three days and I spent all my efforts to pass the test. There was no time at all! 】
[Li Xiaole: Dad, dad, you are now the ‘Xuanling Sect’
Su Qingyu is the most famous “scumbag” in the entertainment industry. He commits crimes based on his beauty. He has CPs everywhere and in his harem are half of the male stars in the entertainment industry.
Probably because the CP fans were too resentful, Su Qingyu was bound to the scumbag transformation system of the Underworld after his death.
System: [Hellow host, our Underworld systems are the only official systems in the Underworld.]
[ Many people who were hurt by scumbags and died with hatred and resentment had obsessions too deep and were trapped in the Underworld, unwilling to be reincarnated. Our task is to reform the scumbags who hurt them, eliminate their resentment, and let them put down their obsessions and reincarnate.]
Su Qingyu: “…”
[Gloomy Director]:
Su Qingyu transformed into a director infatuated with the scumbag. The director promoted the scumbag from an unknown little star to a top actor.
After the scumbag became popular, he kicked him out and formed a national CP with a popular actress.
The night Su Qingyu came over, he was lying on the soft, big bed of a hotel and posted on his WeChat Moments.
[The male lead in my new movie is now not scheduled to star. We are urgently looking for a male lead. Whoever comes to my hotel for an audition first within an hour will be the male lead.]
An hour later, the hot searches exploded.
#Twelve male stars fighting in front of Director Xu’s hotel#
A year later, hot searches were the norm”
#xxx asked Director Xu who his favourite actor is#
#Director Xu said he just wants to give every actor who works hard a chance#
[Emperor’s Beloved Concubine]:
Su QIngyu transformed into the young general who was used as a tool by the scumbag prince. The general’s office protected him the entire way and put the lowly scumbag prince on the throne.
After the scumbag prince ascended the throne,e due to his fear and suspicion, the young general’s family was ruined and he was trapped in the palace.
When the fight for the throne was the most intense, the scumbag prince saw a pale hand stretching out from the black dragon carriage at night. The slender young general held this hand and was quietly pulled into the carriage at night, taken into the harem.
The next morning, the scumbag prince, who had not slept all night, broke into the young general’s room and asked him where he went last night. In the blink of an eye, he saw his father’s gloomy face behind the bed’s curtain.
That day was the first time that the third prince of the Dasheng Kingfom knelt down and called his concubine Noble Consort.
After accidentally arriving in the Pokémon world,
Qianye Feng just wants to run his own farm well.
Be a leisurely farmer,
Fishing in my free time,
In my free time, I play in the gym.
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be...
I traveled through time and was reborn in the Dragon Ball world and became the younger brother of Sun Wukong. I have no system and no bloodline such as Saiyans. I am just an earthling. But no matter what, I want to reach the supreme peak and break the shackles of life. !
Traveling to the world of My Hero Academia, the personality awakened is actually a substitute [World].
Facing the invitation from Olmet, Wuan said : "I have no interest in heroes, I'm simply pursuing power while having nothing to do with banging some women."
Facing the provocation from ALL.FOR.ONE, Wuan opened his arms and summoned his double.
"THE.WORLD! O time! Stop it!" ...