The last life was too exhausting. In this life, I choose to be a behind-the-scenes worker—slacking off at work when possible, and traveling for inspiration whenever I don’t feel like working.
With the help of a system, each of my works blossoms in my hands. One song blesses graduating students; another creates a pinnacle of traditional Chinese style; yet another is hailed as the best lyrics, opening a new genre for novels.
TV dramas, movies... I said I wanted to enjoy life, and now I’m trending wildly across the internet!
Personnel manager of ExxonMobil, a Fortune 500 company: "President Wang, can you give more graduates, 40 is not enough!"
Principal Wang said, "Well, 40 is too little, you must know that I only gave 25 students to Royal Dutch Shell Oil Company"
The dean of the Chinese Academy of Sciences said: "Can you help me train some students, the price is negotiable!"
"There aren't so many resources, and there aren't enough teachers!"
"Then I'll send you a few academicians?!"
"Okay!"
If you are interested, you can join the "Super University Presidents Group", and the group number is 283109421
Lin Beifan traverses a world composed of numerous urban web novels and becomes a minor antagonist with a wish-granting system that allows him to make one wish per day.
Using the system’s abilities and his own clever tricks, he sabotages all the main characters and disrupts the plotlines.
As a result, the heavens replicate the storyline and curse Lin Beifan, making it so that any wish he makes causes his enemies to receive double the consequences!
Lin Beifan chuckles, “Is that all?”
“I wish to maintain a body temperature of 36.8 degrees!”
The first protagonist’s brain overheats to 73.6 degrees and dies!
“I wish to sleep for 12 hours every day!”
The second protagonist becomes a vegetable and dies!
“I wish to be crushed to death by a 120-pound beauty!”
The third protagonist is flattened into a sheet of paper by a 240-pound chubby girl and dies!
In this way, the plot is once again thrown into chaos!
Reincarnated Chu Qing never wanted to become a superstar. He had only two simple wishes in life:
To marry an ordinary wife who truly loves him and live a stable, peaceful life.
To quietly amass wealth.
Unfortunately, both of these dreams were destined to be shattered.
Fame as a celebrated writer, poet, king of pop, multiple-time movie and television emperor, and box office legend was inexplicably thrust upon him, completely destroying his plans.
“What? I’m a superstar?”
“What? Another award in Berlin? Not going.”
“An excuse? What excuse? Oh, I’ll say my stomach hurts that day. No way I can make it…”
Cold-Beauty Black Lotus Idol × Sharp-Tongued Two-Faced Movie Emperor (Sweet Romance + Double Virgin + Group Favorite + Hidden Identity)
Chu Qing is a top-tier superstar in the entertainment industry. On the night she won the Best Actress award, she accidentally came across a fanfiction novel written by one of her anti-fans.
After falling asleep, Chu Qing wakes up inside that very novel—as the love-brained girl group idol with a tragic ending.
Despite being the heiress of a wealthy conglomerate, this character cuts ties with her family for the sake of a useless freeloader boyfriend, ruins her career, and is eventually pushed into the abyss by the freeloader and a white lotus girl working together.
Before entering the book, Chu Qing was a dazzling top-tier celebrity. After entering the book, she becomes a scandal-ridden, washed-up, bottom-tier celebrity whom everyone is waiting to see crash and burn.
【"Chu Qing is wearing knockoffs again? As if she could afford SY’s limited edition line."】
Chu Qing: Heh, sorry to disappoint, but the CEO of SY Group is my real dad. I'm just restocking from home.
【"Can Chu Qing please stay away from my brother? She’s so unlucky!"】
Chu Qing: Excuse me? That’s my actual brother!
【"Can that vase Chu Qing stop fake-dating CEO Ji? She’s not worthy!"】
Chu Qing: Thanks for speaking up for me, but dear Best Actor Ji, please stay away from me too :)
The max-level boss enters the newbie village—Chu Qing’s comeback begins.
With the release of her debut album, she lands on the trending charts!
No one can believe their eyes. Is this really the same tone-deaf, clumsy “#1 vase” in domestic entertainment?
With that level of talent, you’re telling me she’s just a pretty face? Are you kidding me?!
Reading Note: This story is purely fictional and has no basis in real-life events or people.
As a pitiful six-year-old cub, Luosangsang was supposed to die on this stormy night. She was bound to the melon-eating system, which not only allowed her to survive, but also acted as her caregiver. Since it is a melon-eating system, it is reasonable to see through fate, right? One person, one system decided to use live broadcast to gain energy and monetary rewards.
· Luosangsang: Hello everyone, I will lead everyone to eat melons.
Netizen: Master, my daughter has been single, please help my daughter to find a red line!
Luosangsang: If she goes on blind dates randomly, she will encounter epic bad peach blossoms and will die.
Netizen: Woo woo woo, finally connected online, my daughter was abducted by human traffickers, please tell me where he is.
Luosangsang: Your daughter was sold by you, you want to match bone marrow, I know where she is, but I won’t tell you.
Netizen: Master, I am a retired policeman. I became a policeman to find out the truth about my sister’s wrongful death. I have no answer for forty-three years. Please tell me the clues of the murderer.
Luosangsang: When you leave the study, he will be waiting in your living room.
Luosangsang: By the way, he has killed 156 people abroad. He is a major serial killer.
Since the retired policeman was connected, the identities of the connected netizens have become more diverse, and national teams have come out to connect. There are anti-drug police to investigate drug dealers, there are national security personnel to catch spies, and even overseas national teams have come to the live broadcast room.
"Dear Master, are you willing to come to the beautiful country? Our country is strong and free. We hope you can come and help us. We will give you the best treatment!"
Chinese netizens: Poachers, get out!
Zhang Yang transmigrated to a parallel world. Faced with the outdated game design concepts of this world, he knew that his time to shine had come.
He developed one phenomenal game after another, leaving all the game companies in shock.
“What? A game that can actually be fun to play?”
“What? A game that can make players cry?”
He created bizarre and adventurous games like Strange Adventures and Cat Inside, which made millions of netizens cry.
“What? You still have to pay for games?”
He then introduced various free-to-play online games from his past life, allowing players to enjoy “free” and high-quality titles.
Zhang Yang: If you encounter an insurmountable challenge in the game, it must be because… you didn’t spend enough money!
On the first day of the release of Football Manager 2023, Lin Lingqi chose Manchester United as the club to control as in previous years, and then created a virtual character with the same height, weight and appearance as himself, and used nuclear weapons to transfer to Manchester United.
Then he traveled through time and became the virtual character he created in the game.
Afterwards, Lin Lingqi, who possessed a system that guaranteed his shots would go in, began his own legendary journey.
Ferguson: "Lin Lingqi is Manchester United's treasure, he is the king of the Theatre of Dreams."
Ten Hag: "I wanted Lin Lingqi to be the best player, but in the end he made me the best coach."
Rashford: "I don't need to describe Lin Lingqi, for me, he is football."
Zidane: "Lin Lingqi has a zero? No, no, no, he has a two-zero!"
Chen Feng returned to 2017 and was expelled from the first team of Belgian First Division giants Club Brugge at the beginning!
In frustration, he went to the Netherlands and joined Ajax II, but was expelled and loaned to Molde in the Norwegian Premier League!
Here, Chen Feng met his best partner in life—Haaland!
The two teamed up many times to sweep across Europe!
There was a bloody storm in the football world!
While Chen Feng was conquering the football world, he also set about building a company, buying a club, and recruiting players. Slowly, he brought a second-tier league team to a height that did not belong to it!
......
Ten Hag: Chen is the best player I have ever coached. He can do everything on the wing!
Guardiola: I am very grateful to the club for bringing Chen to Etihad. It was he who broke my zero Champions League curse at Manchester City!
C Ronaldo: I have already spoken to the club, saying that if we buy Chen, we will secure the Champions League, but no one believed me (shaking hands helplessly)!
Messi: Chen, you should have come to Barcelona, so that I could win the championship without doing anything (smile)!
Neymar: Chen and I are both people who can create miracles on the football field. I am very happy to be friends with another Neymar (laughing wildly)!
Belgium head coach Martinez: The best decision I have ever made in my life was to take Chen to the 2018 World Cup (smile proudly)!
Uehara Simako successfully completed the fourth Konoha Five-Year Plan. At this time, Konoha had become strong and powerful, with many Kage-level warriors everywhere, and he was just about to start a war to unify the ninja world.
The system suddenly began to compare the two worlds, comparing the original ninja world with the ninja world with him. As long as he was recognized, he would get rewards.
Original Ninja World: Konoha gradually declined under the rule of F4, White Fang committed suicide, Minato died in vain, the Uchiha clan was exterminated, Orochimaru defected, Tsunade and Jiraiya ran away.
The Hidden Mist Village was shrouded in blood mist, countless people killed each other, and it fell to the end of a great country. The Hidden Sand Village was so poor that the people had to eat sand as pants, and they couldn't even afford to drink water.
With Uehara Siming, Konoha not only avoided the original tragedy, but also burned the fire of reform. It evolved from a small village of Konoha into a huge city of Konoha, so advanced and powerful that it makes people drool.
The Hidden Mist Village successfully clung to the support of Uehara Simei and became the second in the ninja world because of Mei Terumi. The Hidden Sand Village became a strategic partner of Konoha and became extremely rich because of Hagakura, who was both powerful and beautiful.