When Xu Mang was about to work hard, God found him, but Xu Mang let out a stinky fart, and God was smoked away…
From then on Xu Mang became a salted fish.
“Uh…”
“In fact, it’s not bad to be a salted fish.”
“Because you can win by lying down.”
It’s called Beiyuan, and it’s a crow that lives in bed every day.
Currently taking care of a cub named Uchiha Itachi, or in other words, being taken care of?
1. Download a suspicious game
2. Catch a few magical pets as partners
3. Go through interesting daily routines and lead the pet shop to a whole new level
The god of the gods, the king of kings, and the great traverser god Zeus, was given a hatchet by many wives and lovers for messing up the relationship between men and women, and he was very old.
It doesn’t matter. After crossing, he can be reborn. The reborn Zeus decided to go to the king of special cats. Whoever loves to do it, I Zeus, I want to be a salted fish in my life.
next moment.
“The Heavens Chat Room invites you to join.”
Ugh? Is this Lao Tzu’s golden finger?
Athena (Saint Seiya): Dad, you are my dear father, and I am your dear daughter.
Rem: One vote for you, one vote for me, Zeus will make his debut tomorrow.
Xia He: Zeus flies bravely, and his sister is always with him.
Zeus: You dead women, stay away from me and don’t stand up to me.
Mu Chun, who woke up after a burst of dizziness, didn’t know whether he had entered another personality or another universe.
The eldest daughter of the lawyer family told Mu Chun that he was the most promising inheritor of the school of psychoanalysis and the most gifted therapist.
This era is also very strange. All kinds of physical and mental diseases can be seen everywhere, such as mania, insomnia, dysfunction, persecutory delusions, transvestism… emerge one after another, but the treatment methods stay in the era of psychoanalysis.
Mu Chun just wanted to keep her own law and order, earn money to support her family, and coax the eldest lady to go home to become a lawyer, while she was dawdling in the community hospital.
The eldest lady stalked him to become the greatest therapist.
Lu Fan has crossed!
Still a super-slow upgrade devil!
Fortunately, he has a summoning system that can summon players to act as residents in the territory.
But the question is, why these players are all slimes!
A commander and his ship’s mother shuttled through different worlds, bit by bit.
Occasionally get a clean bottle and become the strongest immortal!
Hey, that beauty, you are lurking in my farmhouse just to steal some radish skills? Do you have any life pursuits as a commercial spy…
In the era of pirate riots, who is the real overlord of the sea?
The four emperors standing at the top of the pirates?
The mighty Qiwuhai?
A revolutionary army that emerges from the strong?
Or the navy that suppresses the sea?
No, not at all, there is only one real overlord of this sea.
"That's me, Fire Dragon Kahn!"
Kahn's life creed is: "As long as you pay, this old man can perform a hand-splitting dragon man!"
Kahn, formerly known as Xu En, has traveled through pirates for fifty years, and has become a vice admiral from a small soldier with his own efforts.
Kahn, who is already seventy-two years old, is getting old and is no longer in peak condition. He spends his days leisurely in the East China Sea. He has even submitted his application for retirement, and he is ready to die until his own life ends.
Congratulations to the host for reaching the system opening conditions, and the super money system is loaded!
The sound of the system interrupted his plan.
Kahn: "Can you buy life?"
System: "Yes, a portion of the water of life can restore the host to its peak state."
Kahn: "Is it possible to live forever?"
System: "Yes, a portion of Eternal Water can completely free the host from the restriction of life."
"Are there any devil fruits?"
"have!"
Kahn was instantly overjoyed.
"Hancock, wait for me, I'm just old, not dead!"
But then Kahn was taken aback.
"How much are these two things?"
"The water of life is 20 billion Berries, and the water of eternity is 500 billion Berries."
Kahn:? ? ?
Then, looking at the oil and water that I had worked hard for several years, the feeling of satisfaction disappeared instantly.
In the end, he decided on a goal, first earning 10,000 small goals before considering retirement!
“Shengsheng, Shengsheng…”
He always addressed her so gently and lovingly.
People described him as a bright and graceful young man who was as noble as a piece of jade, heh, but they had never seen how he looked cutting open corpses with a scalpel. Oh, how his eyes glowed red.
He had a name that sounded gentle: Shi Jin.
Jiang Jiusheng first saw Shi Jin in the elevator of her apartment.
“Your hands are really pretty,” she exclaimed in genuine admiration and was unable to shift her gaze away. “Can I… touch them?”
He was surprised.
She explained, “I’m sorry, I have a slight hand fetish.”
He hesitated for a rather long time. “I’m sorry, I’m a bit of a clean freak.”
After a pause, she asked in a serious tone, “Is it okay for me to just touch them briefly?”
The rock star, Jiang Jiusheng, had a hand fetish. Her new neighbor was a doctor and coincidentally had a pair of hands that she wished she could keep for herself.
Some time in the future, he stood in the bathroom of their new apartment, holding a scalpel with his bloody hands. His back was to her. There was blood all over the floor, and a broken limb. From the pile of bloody bones, she could tell that they belonged to the stray dog she had brought home.
She asked, “What are you doing?”
He answered, “Dissecting a corpse.”
She took a step back, but he pressed her down to the cold floor of the bathroom and ripped off her clothes. The blood on the floor stained her snow-white skin.
He said, “Shengsheng, if I can choose how I die, I hope I die on top of you.”
He said, “Shengsheng, I’m a doctor who can’t cure himself. I’m sick, blood makes me excited and compels me to slaughter, and you make me feel thirsty for blood. You’re the reason why I’m driven to murder.”
He said, “Shengsheng, save me. If you don’t hold my hand, I’ll kill myself after I kill everybody who tries to take you away from me.”
She took his hand, and said, “Shi Jin, the blood on the floor will dirty my shoes. I want you to carry me out of here.”
She had never loved someone so much that she was willing to descend into hell with him.
He had never loved someone so much that he was willing to set aside his butcher knife for her.