"Wait a minute, shouldn't you magical girls use your verbal skills first before switching to your light cannons?!" "Reasoning? You're not worthy to hear it." "Then...aren't you curious why I did this?!" "You can tell me slowly when you get to the King of Hell; I'm just responsible for getting you there." "Why don't you try to influence me? I know information about Momiji; if you ask patiently, perhaps I'll..." Seeing the magical girl put down her magic sword, the calamity beast, newly arrived, finally breathed a sigh of relief. "Uh, what does 'three fingers' mean? Can you explain it in three sentences?" "No, it means I'll finish you off in three seconds." — In the fifteenth year of the New Calendar, the calamity beast, which should have been wiped out, reappeared. To cope with the new crisis, Cangdu established a new department, the Disaster Logistics Bureau. Meanwhile, in another corner of the city, Liang Luo, a recent college graduate, because...

My name is Xiangzi, the Xiangzi who pulls a rickshaw.

...

The Great Shun Dynasty collapsed, and the whole country rejoiced. Inside the city, all was peaceful; outside the city, refugees swarmed like ants.

A half-moon hangs eternally in the sky, and countless steam-powered airships drift by.

On the ground, ancient families, spanning thousands of years, coldly watched as warlords fought to the death over those colorful ores.

At this moment, Xiangzi, who was supposed to be executed, suddenly woke up after his death and even had a panel that could awaken a profession.

[Congratulations, host, you have awakened the profession of coachman.]

[Congratulations, host, you have awakened the Martial Arts profession]

[Congratulations, host, you have awakened the cultivator profession]

......

At first, I was a third-class rickshaw puller, and they called me Xiangzi.

Later, everyone in Beijing had to call me "Master Xiang".

[Fictional empire + war of a hundred races + superpowers + battles in various small worlds + hunter group + slow burn in the beginning + ensemble piece + some exciting moments and some angst.]

God gave life to all things and created the world.

As He was dying, humanity betrayed the god, taking with them greed and wisdom, and established an empire.

The successor, inheriting divine power, made a vow to destroy the world and established the Papacy.

From then on, the Empire and the Papacy were locked in a war that lasted for millennia.

The empire is like a train, with the royal family as the conductor, the four major financial groups controlling the direction, local conglomerates as passengers, and the citizens as fuel.

They hummed a song called "Eternal Empire," riding the tide of the times, their voices echoing day and night on the railway tracks called war.

Lin Jin, who transmigrated into the world of Detective Conan, discovered something amiss with his dreams. In one dream, he unleashed a barrage of attacks on Ran, but the next day, she lost her match due to a muscle strain. He dreamt that Eri Kisaki was investigating a case of female assault, and he offered to help, cooperating in reenacting the case, which gave Eri a breakthrough the next day. He dreamt that he trained with Sun Wukong, and the next day he had eight-pack abs. "It's a pity dreams are random, otherwise…" Lin Jin felt quite regretful. If he could, this thing would be far more useful than time stop.

Reborn into Japan, I made tokusatsu films, plagiarized articles, and games, thinking I could live a carefree life. However, on the first day of Sword Art Online's huge success, news of Kayaba Akihiko's imprisonment completely disrupted my life. Shortly after Oregairu's release, a car accident occurred in front of Soubu High School. Three days after Date A Live's release, a spacequake alarm sounded in Tengu City. So, plagiarism is the limit! So I started drawing manga! But just as My Hero Academia, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and One-Punch Man were selling like hotcakes, a glowing baby appeared in a hospital, an astronomer discovered a meteorite named Kars, and a bald man appeared on the street... To draw Golden Wind, I went on a trip to Sardinia, Italy, only to be attacked by a rebellious god at the start, followed by a relentless pursuit. "Being a plagiarist is really too hard."

Good news: reborn on an island nation, I have a slender, alluring childhood sweetheart. Bad news: this childhood sweetheart can infinitely split, possesses mind control, and has a fiery temper. Good news: a timid, tall, delicate, and endearing neighbor has moved in. Bad news: after her death, she will become a super-demon, the first to break the rule of hiding under the covers, possessing a variety of abilities, including but not limited to infinite clones, shapeshifting, time and space control, and the contagion of malevolent thoughts. The girl who hasn't become a demon yet: I just need a little space... really just a little, even if it's just to help behind Kasyapa-kun... The infinitely split childhood sweetheart: remembering the dream where the child emerged from the operating room, knife in hand, with a wicked smile, asking whether it was a doctor or a protector... This sleazy woman needs to stay, but I need some means of suppressing her...

[A nonsensical, nonsensical text + a "no money" style]

"I am a natural practitioner."

Are there any medications with fewer side effects?

"There's no other way, I'll have to get two injections! If there are any side effects, I won't get them anymore!"

"Two more injections today, the side effects shouldn't be cumulative since they target different areas."

"I feel like I've gotten used to the medication, so maybe I can try something with stronger side effects?"

"The drug concentration is not high enough."

"Wouldn't the effect be better if multiple drugs were combined?"

"What do you mean my head is pointy? Let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you, let me ask you..."

While it's possible to cultivate without using medicine, it's unlikely that one can cultivate without using medicine.

No system + Rebirth + Time travel from American TV series + The Big Bang Theory + Lighthearted and funny + Academic genius + Slice of life + Verbal banter

Chemistry PhD Dai Jun is unexpectedly reborn in 2007, becoming David Zhou, an Asian physicist in the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory." Using his knowledge from both lives, he narrowly lands a job at Caltech, becoming a colleague and neighbor of Sheldon and Leonard.

As the plot unfolds, Leonard falls head over heels for his beautiful neighbor Penny, only to be humiliated by his ex-boyfriend with his pants pulled down. David, a reborn individual, has a brilliant but ultimately flawed idea: find out the model number, buy Penny a TV, and give it to her as a hero?

Sheldon: A logical dead end! Morally depraved!

Leonard: For love, this plan is perfect!

Thus, the Frankenstein's monsters embarked on a hilarious and absurd journey to "change the TV".

Su Ming, a former football player, transmigrated into the body of an 18-year-old Chinese-American prodigy in Liverpool's first team in a parallel world. During an FA Cup match in the 2005-2006 season, Su Ming unexpectedly got a chance to play due to an injury to the team's key player, Gerrard. However, this wasn't a good thing. Manager Benitez, who had some conflict with Su Ming, only sent him on to shift the blame. The deadline for submitting national team rosters for the 2006 World Cup in Germany was two days later, and Su Ming, due to his exceptional talent, had been under consideration. A loss in this match could very well jeopardize his chances of being selected for the national team. Just when Su Ming was forced to swallow this bitter pill, his system suddenly appeared. "Ding, congratulations, Su..."

[Beast Taming + Job Awakening + Slime + Comedy + No Female Lead]

The consultant is transported to a dangerous parallel world. During the professional awakening ceremony, he awakens a rare profession in this world—Beast Tamer!

Some people were surprised, as a beast tamer only appears once every ten years, making them extremely rare.

Some people sarcastically remarked that no matter how rare it is, it's still just an auxiliary item!

Later on, the advisor used a slime to easily defeat a max-level dragon monster!

"Is this real? A dragon is kowtowing to a level 1 beast tamer?!"

"Are you crazy?! That's clearly an SSS-level powerhouse!"