[Invincible and refreshing article + conquering the empress + decisive killing]
Traveling through the Great Xia Dynasty, Chu Feng transformed himself into a good-for-nothing dandy who listened to music in brothels. At the beginning, he had an invincible background and a female emperor as his wife.
However, in response to the Empress's words that a forced melon is not sweet, Chu Feng said that one would know whether it is sweet or not only by tasting it.
In this way, facing Chu Feng's repeated attacks, the empress's wife gradually became less aloof, but still regarded him as a waste.
Until one day, the empress was in a desperate situation and was besieged by the ten immortal emperors. Chu Feng came out domineeringly and said coldly: Do you think you can touch my wife?
boom--
Ten Immortal Emperors were annihilated!
At this moment, the empress was shocked: He is obviously a playboy and a good-for-nothing, how come he is invincible?
[System] + [Gouwen], [Salted Fish] + [Farming] + [Dual Master], [Funny]
My name is Xiahou Zhe, Xiahou Dun’s younger brother. I started as a minor civil servant in Cao’s camp and awakened the power of Xiang Yu.
But in a high-risk job like war, what's the difference between having only a 98% chance of success and committing suicide?
My goal in life is to keep a low profile and live a stable life as a salted fish around Cao Cao.
But recently, I don’t know what went wrong, and Cao Cao is trying hard to promote me.
I am so sad that I just got promoted for three days, and just now I was promoted from military advisor to prime minister.
My name is Cao Cao. I don’t know when it started, but I suddenly began to hear the voice of a gangster.
It was at this moment that I realized that this ordinary guy was actually an amazing talent!
With the help of his voice, I won in every way.
He has collected powerful generals such as Lu Bu, Dian Wei, Zhao Yun, and Huang Zhong, and has also collected various young women to accompany him.
Wancheng killed three sages with one shot? Not true!
Zhang Xiu: If you don't mind, I'd like to be your adoptive father!
Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from a straw boat? I gave him 5,000 artillery pieces!
Did Pang Tong devise a series of schemes? I'm driving a steel battleship...
Xiahou Zhe refused to receive any reward for such a great achievement, so I had no choice but to secretly promote him.
As the best brother, I am the King of Wei, and you... are the prime minister of all ages!
Note: This is a very unconventional Three Kingdoms game that can make you laugh and also let you see all kinds of cool operations.
[System + Time Travel + Cool Writing + Imagination + Domination + Decisive Killing + Jianghu and Court]
[Ding! Host activation detected, first summoning begins!]
At that moment, Zhu Pingan stopped pretending! Facing the ridicule of the princes and the contempt of the ministers, his eyes suddenly changed!
Are you laughing at me for being weak? Then I will show you what true strength is! "
The prince who once bullied him trembled in fear before his army! The powerful ministers who once despised him felt ashamed in front of his governance ability! His mother looked at him in shock. Is this still the same timid son?
The Taichang Dynasty? No, this is just my starting point! Zhu Pingan stood on a high building, overlooking the vast mountains and rivers. I want this continent to have the same writing system and the same railway tracks!
The main text is complete!
Also known as: “This Useless Emperor Won by Lying Flat”
One morning, she woke up to find herself turned into the puppet emperor of a war-for-supremacy story, surrounded by ambitious armies all eager to seize her as a tool to command lords in the name of the Son of Heaven.
She made a decisive choice—to follow the Wei faction. Why not side with the protagonist, you ask? Because the protagonist was a ruthless schemer, the kind of man who’d rather betray the world than be betrayed by it. Following him meant she might not last a few days before being sent to the afterlife with a cup of poisoned wine.
Though the Wei clan never unified the world, they endured the longest. Even the protagonist was forced to drag out a war of attrition against them until they finally collapsed. By her calculation, Wei Ying—the most formidable master of the Wei clan—lived to the age of eighty. Only upon his death could the protagonist finally achieve unification.
If she chose Wei, she could live to eighty as well. Just right. No need to die early.
What better choice could there be? Who would complain about gaining an extra eighty years of life?
So, without hesitation, she followed the Wei clan’s masked woman, the one who wore a fearsome ghost-faced mask.
Unexpectedly, the other factions refused to accept it unless she showed that it was her own voluntary choice. They pressured her to make her stance clear to the Wei woman.
So, Tian Tangjing leaned over and smacked a kiss onto the woman’s cheek, drawing astonished gazes all around.
She kissed without the slightest burden, completely ignoring the way the Wei woman’s cold gaze grew increasingly complicated. From then on, she had secured herself a long-term meal ticket: for eighty years, she could lie flat as a useless emperor, never lacking food or drink, enjoying safety under the close protection of another.
Until her wedding night, when she discovered that the woman she had married was none other than Wei Ying herself.
Wei Ying—the very same iron-blooded general who could kill without batting an eye, who had guarded Shanhaiguan, developed the Far East, and shattered the Donghu tribes.
Tian Tangjing: Is it still too late to pack up and run?
At that moment, Wei Ying pressed close with forceful intent:
“Your Majesty kissed this minister’s daughter. Surely you mean to take lifelong responsibility?”
Tian Tangjing shrank her neck: Weakly asks—if I refuse?
Wei Ying sneered:
“Then your bones will be ground to dust—and scattered together with mine.”
Tian Tangjing: !!!
But who could have expected that their days together would grow more and more flavorful, surprisingly harmonious—if a little too intense.
The very protagonists who were supposed to seize the world ended up turned by her wife into her own right-hand men. They abandoned the struggle for the throne, competing instead to help her govern the realm.
Years later, Tian Tangjing stood atop the Star-Picking Tower, overlooking the vast empire, unable to resist sighing:
“When it comes to the strongest person at living off their partner, none can compare to me.”
“Your Majesty, still want some peaches?” Wei Ying reclined lazily on the beauty’s couch, gazing at her.
Tian Tangjing: “Mash it into peach pulp for me. I only love the soft kind!”
PS:
Ordinary useless emperor × Earth-shaking goddess-general
Theme: Blooming and bearing fruit even in adversity.
"In a parallel version of America, Yin Su, an ordinary international student, accidentally binds to the 'Ancestor System'.
The system allows him to control the choices of his ancestors throughout history, and these choices can directly affect the modern world. However, there's a rule: the further back in time the ancestor lived, the weaker the influence on the present.
Because of this, Yin Su sets a grand goal: 'Not to fight for just one lifetime, but for ten thousand generations', and begins manipulating his ancestors.
Yin Su's first-generation ancestor joins the Chen Sheng and Wu Guang uprising and becomes a top general of the Zhang Chu regime.
Han Qiu woke up and found himself a Tang frontier soldier, and was facing the 200,000 Turkic army that was about to march south.
Fortunately, he awakened the "Heroic Soul System" and merged with Huo Qubing at the beginning.
Fenglangjuxu, famous all over the world!
With the heroic soul, the demon descended!
He is the object of men's worship!
He is the man that women admire!
Once you see Han Qiu, you will be ruined for life, and if you don't see Han Qiu, you will be ruined for life!
(Hegemony, fantasy, unification, beauty)
Are there any kings, princes, generals or ministers who are of different species? They unified Jiangdong, occupied Xu and Huai regions, swallowed up Jingchu, achieved hegemony, and were the only ones who could rule the country. They unified the southern land, went north to the Central Plains, unified the country, rode their horses across mountains and rivers, attacked the Huns in the north, and continued the style of the Han Dynasty!
He was accidentally reborn in the chaotic late Han Dynasty, but became the nephew of a local lord. Unfortunately, his uncle was about to die, so he had to stand up and rely on the remaining soldiers and generals to establish himself in Jiangdong, defeat Sun Ce, unify the six counties of Jiangdong, and achieve hegemony.
I heard that there are two Qiao sisters in Jiangdong, who are as beautiful as flowers. I must get close to them and see if they are as beautiful as the rumors say.
I also heard that the beauty from Jiangdong, Bu Lianshi, is extremely beautiful, with every frown and smile captivating the heart. So I can't let her go.
The legendary Madam Du, who even Guan Yu coveted, is now lying obediently in my arms.
As his ambition grew, he embraced famous women all over the world and gradually called him Liu Zei.
Liu Mang, who was participating in a cosplay event, accidentally traveled to the late Eastern Han Dynasty while wearing the Aries Gold Cloth (Saint Seiya!).
He appeared on the city wall just as Cao Cao was attacking Lü Bu and Xiapi was about to fall.
"Big bro, don’t kill me, I’m not one of Boss Cao’s men!"
"Hey hey, you’ve got the wrong guy, Lü Boss’s men are over there, I’m not one of them!"
By accident, he rescued Lü Bu, who had been tied up by Song Xian and Wei Xu.
By accident, he became Lü Bu’s son-in-law.
By accident, he changed the course of Three Kingdoms history.
When twelve sets of aluminum-plated Gold Cloth armor sparkled on fierce generals like Zhang Liao and Gao Shun in the late Eastern Han era...
When every soldier in the Camp of the Valiant was armed with a mechanical repeating crossbow...
When hybrid rice was being cultivated across Lü Bu’s territory...
Liu Mang knew that a world belonging to the Lü clan was about to arrive.
Time traveling between the Three Kingdoms and the modern world — a different Three Kingdoms, a different life.
In the seventh year of Guanghe, the Yellow Turban Rebellion erupted.
Qiao Yan woke up, bound to the strategist system with code 068, from the body of a dying girl amidst a field of corpses.
The system informed her that her goal was to become the top strategist in the realm.
Sitting atop a high mound of graves, she heard slogans in the distance proclaiming “The blue sky is dead, the yellow sky will rise.” Without hesitation, she allocated all her beginner points to her constitution.
System: ??????
Qiao Yan: Zhou Yu died at the age of thirty-five, Guo Jia at thirty-seven, Lu Su lived to forty-five. A strategist who laughs last lives longer than anyone else, like Sima Yi.
System: You make sense, but please put down the spear.
[Host has achieved achievement, dissuading Lu Bu from joining Dong Zhuo 1/1, progress reward has been sent to the backpack]
Qiao Yan: 🙂
The strategist system 068 felt that it had encountered a host that was not quite normal.
She applied to learn about farming and garrisoning.
Qiao Yan: Zao Zhi pioneered farming, was enfeoffed as a marquis, Zhuge Liang led a northern expedition, established farming in the front lines. A strategist who doesn’t know how to farm is not a good strategist.
[Host has achieved achievement, persuading Qingzhou soldiers to join 1/1, progress reward has been sent to the backpack]
She gathered Jia Xu and Li Ru.
Qiao Yan: The three giants of the Yingchuan, Nanyang, and Runan clans won’t accept me, so why not let me form my own clique?
[Host has achieved achievement, persuading Zhang Xiu to join 1/1, progress reward has been sent to the backpack]
She…
She…
She…
Strategist System 057: I envy you. You’ve encountered such a proactive host. Has she become the top strategist in the realm?
Strategist System 068: Thanks for the invitation. The system’s achievements have been exhausted, and the host has proclaimed herself emperor.
At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the 18 princes led by Yuan Shao attacked Dong, but were brutally killed by the enemy general Hua Xiong.
At this time, a voice came from the sky.
"Three Kingdoms, please answer!"
Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jian, and Hua Xiong were pulled into a question-answering space.
The first question, in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", who was the one who killed Hua Xiong with warm wine?"
"A. Lu Bu; B. Guan Yu, C. Cao Ren, D. Sun Jian."
Dong Zhuo stroked the fat belt tied to his body and analyzed with great confidence.
Although Hua Xiong was not as brave as my son Fengxian, he was also brave and could not be killed by an unknown person.
Who is Guan Yu? I have never heard of him. It can't be him!