【Meme-filled + Lighthearted Daily Life + Sweet Romance】
Su Ran travels to a parallel world and, after achieving financial freedom, decides to retire!
But right after retiring, his mom tricks him into joining a dating reality show—and his partner is the top diva, Re Ba!
Su Ran is stunned!
He planned to just slack off and live a lazy life, but then the “Mischief System” activates!
Get stronger by causing chaos? And open treasure chests too?
Alright! Challenge accepted!
From then on, everything goes off the rails!
Su Ran: "I, Su Ran, a lost soul of quality education, standing director of the Late Sleeper Association, national champion of backing out at the last minute—I have simple demands: fewer tasks, more money, close to home, high status with light responsibility, bonuses during holidays, monthly salary over ten thousand with full benefits!"
Re Ba: "Congratulations on passing the interview. From now on, let’s have a sweet romance!"
Su Ran: "Romance? Not even dogs do that! As the saying goes, wise people don’t fall in love, no drowning accidents accepted!"
Re Ba: "A million annual salary, with a car and a house!"
Su Ran: "Deal! Absolutely deal! If you don’t want to, I want to!"
Re Ba: "I thought you said wise people don’t fall in love?"
Su Ran: "There’s another saying—meet the right person, start a family; meet a benefactor, build a career; meet a rich woman, start a family and build a career!"
Netizens everywhere: "This is too addictive! The civil affairs bureau has moved over—just get married right here and now!"
Three years ago, Su Yu traveled to Teyvat, was hunted by the Heavenly Tribe, and was saved by the Ice Queen. Three years later, with his help, the Kingdom of Winter became the most powerful country among the seven countries, and he was therefore canonized as the Prince of Winter, ranking above the eleven executive officers.
"I'm sorry that you and I have to bear the grief of the whole world together."
"Since you can endure my bitter cold, you must have burning desires in your hearts, right?"
"Then burn the old world for me."
Queen of Winter: From today on, you are the Prince of Winter!
Su Yu: Do you want me to become a complete villain?
Martin crossed 2014 and began to renounce Portuguese-Arab nationality, actively applying to become the first naturalized player in the Dragon Kingdom.
Originally wanted to contribute a modest force to the development of the motherland's football cause!
Unexpectedly, the first day of the report of the National Youth was met with a continuous malicious shovel by the related households, but the anger was directly expelled.
Good guy!
Don't leave your own lord here! Returning to Porto activates the strongest system of the full version of Green, and life has since embarked on a legendary skywalk.
The defensive art of filming, the beautiful pass of the sky and the horses, the dazzling gorgeous technology, the breathtaking dream goal...
Fans all over the world have been extremely visually enhanced by the existence of Martin!
European Golden Boy Award, UEFA Best Player, FIFA Golden Globe Award, various gold boots... Professional players dream of personal and team awards and get soft hands!
Crowe: Little Marco, naturalized Portugal, Captain No. 7 jersey + with both hands!
Messi: CR7 promised, I double!
Guamuzha: Boss, give me Martin and give you a green dynasty! National football fans
After the Journey to the West, Sun Wukong was named Fighting Buddha and suddenly obtained the Perfect Life System, but the system time was nearly a thousand years late.
[Today is your 314th birthday. A monkey died in front of you. Although you are used to seeing life and death, you are particularly sad this time. You have the idea of going to the fairy mountain overseas to learn the art of longevity.]
[Obtain mission: Cross the sea to find the immortal]
When Sun Wukong heard this reminder, he scratched his ears and cheeks.
"What kind of system is this? The journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures has already ended, but they still want me, Sun Wukong, to go to Fangcun Mountain to become a disciple, to break into the Dragon Palace, to cause trouble in the underworld, to make a scene in the Heavenly Palace, and then to follow that old monk to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures?"
Zhao Yi of the football system, with a full shot in the start, is the range within the stadium! He gradually grew from a god-level striker to a hexagonal monster. His appearance ended the Merlot dispute. In those years, the entire European football field was shrouded in his shadow. At the moment he announced his retirement, European football was finally dawn. There will be many kings, but there is only one god. ...
Have you ever seen Boston at 4 a.m." Lin Yu asked a rhetorical question, and he started his journey of stealing jokes in the NBA. "This is the most difficult road!" KD, who was giving his acceptance speech in New York, looked confused and felt that this sentence was very familiar. "I want to take my...
"The Cerulean Gym, Saffron Gym, and Cinnabar Gym Leaders have long neglected their duties and performed poorly. They failed the year-end assessment and are stripped of their gym qualifications!"
"A Hoenn Elite Four member is challenging me? No time for that! I still have to head to Mt. Moon to take down Team Rocket."
Kanto’s Sandstorm Elite, Kyohei, the legendary tale of the strongest Elite Four in history!
Countless heroes descended on modern Earth, ushering in the Age of Heroes.
But no one knows that Wei Gong, Alaya's favorite nameless hero, has traveled to various eras and singularities
. When Jeanne was burned, he tried his best to save her.
When King Arthur and Mordred were loving and filial, he was trying to mediate the quarrel
. When the First Emperor sought the elixir, he was guided by him .
...
In the Oath Under the Snow, he fought for his sister and ended the Holy Grail War by crossing seven in one night. In the
Absolute Demonic Front, he fought side by side with the Hero King against the evil human Tiamat.
In the Grand Temple of Time, he taught the doctor the last magic of Goetia.
...
When everything is over, Wei Gong sacrificed everything of himself to restart the earth, and returned to his peaceful daily life after completing his mission as the savior.
As a result, Alaya released the [Biography of the Nameless Hero] to expose him!
Let everyone know that he is the nameless hero who silently protects mankind!
Wei Gong watched the video and seemed to hear a devilish voice-
"Master, you can't rest yet~"
Damn!
[At the age of eighteen, just debuted as a pirate, you met the current overlord of the sea in the pirate world, Rocks D. Zibek. Now what you have to do is to find a way to survive in his hands. 】
After traveling back to the pirate world for seventy years, the great pirate Monger, who was ready to retire, looked at his system that was seventy years late.
And the intern in front of him who just turned twenty, hasn't even learned how to be domineering yet, and is working diligently on his own ship.
Reach out your hand.
Bang!
"Captain, what are you doing!?"
"Nothing, I just want to beat you up."
[Ding~, congratulations on defeating the overlord of the sea, Rocks D. Gibeck! 】
...
This book is also known as - "As a Pirate, You Get Younger and Younger"
"How Can You Lose When All the Crew Are Royal-Class? 》
Become...
Su Chen opened his eyes and found himself transmigrated—right into the middle of a creative writing competition. Contestants had to craft a story based on a given theme!
When the showrunners announced the theme: [Monkey], everyone racked their brains to come up with clichéd stories about humans and nature or monkey troop migrations...
But Su Chen chose a different path—he wanted to give the audience a real shock!
"It’s you then, Great Sage Equal to Heaven—Sun Wukong!"
At first, viewers thought it was just another fantasy novel about a monkey cultivating immortality, but the more they watched, the more they realized something was off...
He dives into the East Sea to seize the Golden Cudgel!
He descends into the Underworld to rewrite the Book of Life and Death!
He storms the Heavenly Palace in full rebellion!
“This monkey is unstoppable!”
“At this rate, is Sun Wukong going to conquer all three realms?”
“So satisfying! Even those brainless power-trip web novels don’t dare go this far!”
Just when the audience thought Su Chen was writing about a monkey who would battle the heavens and defy all rules—Su Chen's brush suddenly turned...
The Five Finger Mountain came crashing down. Sun Wukong was trapped for 500 years.
The audience was devastated, thinking the story had come to its end.
Little did they know... the real story was just beginning.
“The battle with the White Bone Demon—absolutely thrilling!”
“I dare you to respond when I call! Your grandpa's here! Hahaha! Only my Monkey Bro could pull that off!”
“They finally got the scriptures... and you're telling me it's just blank pages?”
“Sobs My Monkey Bro has finally become a Buddha... what a hard journey it’s been.”
In the second round of the competition, the showrunners announced the new theme: [Weather]
Su Chen smirked and wrote:
“In a casual chat, fleets vanished like ashes and smoke.”