Title: Warhammer + Fourth Scourge + Space Pirate "Ship-Lord"
Description:
Minion A: "Boss! There’s a bunch of Chaos tin-cans ahead!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."
Minion B: "Boss! Some pointy-eared space elves up front!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."
Minion C: "Boss! A mob of green fungus freaks!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."
Minion D: "Boss! There’s a Primarch with a few tin-cans brawling with Warp demons!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Holy sh—"
Minion D (mishearing): "Boss says pull alongside ‘em!"
Zhao Dezhu: "……"
(This is a chaotic comedy—veteran Warhammer fans, go easy on the hate! Expect abstract memes, zero logic, and maximum yolo.)
"In the dark and distant future, there is only war. When the ancient Doom Slayer awakens once more by the Emperor’s will, and when the gaze of the primordial Four turns again upon the material universe, the veil between realms grows ever thinner. In this age of crumbling barriers, can the Doom Guy truly bring hope to humanity—or even the entire galaxy—as the Emperor desires?"
(Note: This is an ensemble narrative—readers who dislike this style, beware! While Doom’s storyline is absolutely present, the early chapters focus more on a sprawling cast, akin to the "Roboutian Heresy" fanworks. This is a fresh timeline, so the return of the Primarchs and major battles may not follow chronological order. That said, core lore remains intact.)
[Sweet pet max] [Refreshing article]
[Little sun all-round metaphysical master Gu Shengnuo vs. Daddy double standard supreme commander Lu Zhuo]
Gu Shengnuo didn't expect that after she was transmigrated into a book and became a poor little thing, she would not only be notorious and hated by everyone, but also have to worry about the most basic survival. After
finally finding an online love in her busy schedule, she was happy. The relationship was stable and they were about to meet in person, but the online lover suddenly disappeared. She was very sad. When she was mourning her dead love, an explosive news swept the entire star network.
#Shock! The online lover turned out to be the strongest commander in the galaxy#
Gu Shengnuo clicked on it with a gossipy expression of "What? The strongest commander also had an online love? Let me see.
" There are 8 million comments below.
Hot comment 1: Who the hell is this! The online lover turned out to be the strongest commander in the galaxy, Lu Zhuo! ! ! !
Hot comment 2: I cried to death, he was so affectionate when he seriously called out to the online lover to meet in person.
Hot comment 3: I surrender! ! So anxious! You are afraid that your online love partner will not want you, right? !
Gu Shengnuo is even more curious and clicks on the video.
It is a short interview video of Lu Zhuo before he went to the battle urgently.
Ask: Who do you want to say something to?
He said without any hesitation: Xiaonuo, the meeting time will be postponed for a month, set on March 18th, is that okay ?
Then asked: Xiaonuo is?
The strongest commander: the partner.
Gu Shengnuo was horrified: ? ? ? ? Ah? No way! Your online love and my online love are actually the same love? !
[Single female protagonist]
Jiang Yi traveled to the world of SEED and became an ordinary person in Orb.
Not even a soldier, she was the kind of ordinary person who could die at any time.
However, she had given up hope and just sang to make money, but she accidentally triggered the golden finger.
"Do You Remember Love", "Black Rabbit, White Rabbit", "Dawn Car", "Star Gate"... With each song, she became stronger.
Galaxy Fairy, Legendary Technician, Strongest Pilot, gradually, Jiang Yi took these titles one by one.
Xu De is a reserve soldier of the Atlantic Federation, and was pulled to defend the World Tree.
The World Tree is a space station that is bound to collapse and littered with corpses according to the plot, and
he doesn't have much time left.
There is no system, let alone any miracles of golden fingers.
All he can do is look forward and keep his feet on the ground.
Relying on step-by-step efforts, he began to move forward with his own flesh and blood.
The first step is to come back alive from the battlefield.
The second step is to become a test pilot of Gundam.
The third step... the fourth step...
step by step, he finally raised his arms and called for help with the support of his colleagues, and became the sun rising in the west!
[No system + Gundam seed]
He got a trading platform three thousand years later, and everything in the world became antiques, worth a fortune.
But he also learned that three years later, aliens invaded, humans fell, and the dark era of the starry sky began.
In this era of unprecedented changes in tens of thousands of years.
Shen Shi decided.
First trade a space battleship to calm down.
So——
The battleship descended from outer space! The world was shocked! The era of the starry sky began in advance!
[No system, single female lead, semi-ensemble cast, slow burn, high martial arts, space exploration later on, no brainless flexing—if that’s not your thing, please skip.]
Two hundred years into the revival of spiritual energy, the world has undergone earth-shaking changes.
“Year 2034, the 10th year of Spirit Awakening: Development goals officially confirmed — Dual advancement of science and martial arts, national prosperity through technology, and transcendence through martial cultivation!”
“…”
“Year 20 of Spirit Awakening: The first Science & Technology Universities and Martial Arts Universities are formally established, opening enrollment nationwide.”
“…”
“Year 35 of Spirit Awakening: Humanity lands on the Red Star (Mars) for the first time.”
“…”
“Year 51 of Spirit Awakening: The ‘Virtual World’ officially launches.”
“…”
“Year 56 of Spirit Awakening: ‘WarNet’ officially launches, allowing people to enter and train in martial combat techniques…”
The ice dragon broke out of the Arctic glacier, spewing out endless cold air, freezing thousands of miles... The fire monster destroyed cities one after another, leaving safely at the center of the nuclear explosion... There are also countless pairs of eyes in the darkness staring at the blue planet...
This is a hell on earth invaded by star beasts.
This is a cruel battlefield where the Star Clan is rampant.
Humans rely on high technology to fight against the high-tech universe that evolves with life!
Ye Chen, a high school student, awakens the emperor star and evolves step by step.
Many years later.
"Strength 19020309264346464694 kg........"
"Flying speed 2379473489646464 meters per second..."
Ye Chen was flying at high speed in the atmosphere, looking coldly at the super creature at the end of the starry sky: "Are you one of the ten ancient beasts?"
"And you, are you the King of the Nine Netherworld?"
"Who are you? Are you the legendary god of the universe?"
Unfortunately, I am already the master of the Thirty-three Heavenly Star Palaces in the universe, the Supreme Heavenly Venerable Martial God Emperor! ! ! You three, come at me together!
......
So, the whole Blue Planet is about Ye Chen’s story.
Ordinary people: "He protects the blue planet. He represents the blue planet."
Genius: "I am a genius of his generation. He was not the most outstanding at that time, but he went the furthest. He always went on. Now he has left me far behind."
Teacher: "Skill, will, soul, he always trains hard."
All the martial arts halls: "As an institution once led by Ye Wushen, we feel extremely honored!!!"
[Brainless+Decisive and ruthless+Dark and funny+System+Kendo+High-level martial arts+Brainless and refreshing story]
Su Chen travels to the Blue Star where spiritual energy is revived and alien races are invading. He awakens the Sword God System at the beginning and becomes stronger by killing with the sword!
When testing the talent level, heaven and earth changed dramatically, and sword energy spread across 90,000 miles!
When his girlfriend, who had just broken up with him, proposed to get back together, Su Chen simply told her to get lost.
"Women will only slow down my sword-drawing speed!"
"Without a woman in mind, I will be a god when I draw my sword!"
Going to the academy, facing the invading alien race, Su Chen went crazy and killed them. His cultivation level kept improving, and he suppressed the alien race and swept his peers.
Alien: "Too cruel! This old man captured my son and beat him to death in front of me, and he also extorted my spirit stones!"
Military: "I have never seen such a fierce freshman. I have guarded the abyss for decades, but I am like a rookie in front of him!"
Instructor: "I don't know anything? He just came to the academy and started killing people!"
…
Until all the races in the starry sky arrived, Su Chen directly killed into the starry sky and swept across all the races in the starry sky.
Punch the saint, kick the Son of God, and beat the old man!
Looking at the thousands of races that were killed, Su Chen spread his hands.
"You dare to invade Blue Planet?"
(Interstellar Game + Comedy + Female Lead with No Romance)
Ye Yuxi transmigrated into an interstellar era where everyone is a powerhouse. Right from the start, she’s thrown into a crude knockoff version of Saw made by a classmate with no conscience—and they even mock her, saying she’s too cowardly to make a real horror game?
In her past life on Earth, Ye Yuxi had been immersed in countless horror cultures from both the East and West. Now, staring at the interstellar game rankings full of repetitive shooting and combat games, she pulls out a haunted horror game and decides to give the people of the stars a little ghostly shock therapy.
When she releases "Campus Horror Night", interstellar players freak out: I’ve never been this scared to go to school in my life!
When she launches "Massacre in the Neighborhood", players cry: This isn’t the kind of battle royale I signed up for!
Then comes "A Loving Home", and players lose it: Where’s my quilt barrier?! Is there any safe place left in this world?!
Later, after receiving the 10,086th complaint message from terrified macho men and women, Ye Yuxi calmly accepts an interview:
“As a responsible game designer, my ultimate goal is to let everyone feel passion and release themselves through my games. Look at how happy the players are—laughing so hard!”
Meanwhile, players with twisted expressions: Thank you so very much!!
(This is the story of a female MC who’s a troll game dev building her horror game empire and watching chaos unfold like a true bystander. When it needs to be scary, it’s scary. When it needs to be funny, it’s funny. No romance for any main characters—ship if you want, but please don’t argue or leave bad reviews over imaginary couples! Please and thank you!)