The story is now complete, so please enjoy it without worry. My new book is titled "Nobody's Better at Showing Off in Public." He came from the primordial era, bearing the destiny of humanity. He has countless disciples and together they nurtured twelve emperors for the human race. *sobs* After raising so many boys, now I need my female disciples to scrub my back! [cabinet emoji]

[Mortal Flow][No System] This story differs from traditional Xianxia (fantasy/martial arts) writing styles. If you dislike this, please do not read.

That year, a seven-year-old boy took his younger sister into the world of cultivation, and then, everyone who cultivated went mad!

When you embark on your journey to cultivate immortality, your talent, the treasures you possess, and the opportunities you have are all irrelevant. But you must remember, there is one person you absolutely cannot provoke.

Although this person is not a cultivator.

But his blade is faster than light, so fast that you don't even have time to mobilize your spiritual power.

His punches are heavier than the sky, heavy enough to stop the world from spinning with a single blow.

His mouth is even more vulgar than mine, so vulgar that it can make the scorching sun weep and the bright moon burn.

Who is he? He is a handsome young man who has no talent for cultivating immortality but practices martial arts in the world of cultivation.

Years later, a group of big shots in the cultivation world asked him, "Lin, handsome guy, why did you, a martial artist, have to go to the cultivation world?"

The boy replied with a grin, "I just don't have the talent for cultivating immortality, but I love playing around in the cultivation world. Everyone there is so talented, they speak so nicely, and they have all sorts of fancy special talents. Oh, I love it there."

The powerful cultivators collectively despaired: "You like it? You like that you wielded a sword and cleaved half the cultivation world in two?"

[Slice-of-life content + sweet romance + non-time-travel]

[Rating just released, will rise]

He accidentally entered the immortal sect and became the number one good-for-nothing, only to be crushed into dust by the prodigy and his childhood sweetheart right from the start?

Luo Shuang was chosen by the sect and was able to draw spiritual energy into her body in just one day. However, Lin Mo's spiritual energy disappeared as soon as it entered his body, and he became a useless person who could not cultivate in the eyes of others.

When everyone treated him like a joke, Lin Mo decisively turned his head, his face full of sincerity:

"Boss, is it too late to beg for forgiveness and apologize?"

Everyone thought he would fade into obscurity and become just another face in the crowd of geniuses.

Only Luo Shuang, in those seemingly resigned eyes, read a hint of incongruous calm.

...

Years later, when Lin Mo stood on the sun and moon, his sword pointing to the heavens, the world finally realized—

It turns out that the real genius is never a favored daughter of heaven, but the guy next to her who always said he wanted to "cling to his coattails"!

Above the clouds and seas of the heavens, he embraced her, who had long since become an unparalleled empress, and pressed her down onto the cloud bed.

"Can I still cling to your leg tonight?"

(Completed, no romance, invincible, silly, face-slapping, mindless fun)

Qing Jiujiu, upon transmigrating, was immediately bound to an invincible system!

Before she knew it, she had crawled into her master's bed and was fast asleep.

Master: ? ? ?

The entire sect was in an uproar!

The eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother, the fourth brother... all 108 brothers were astonished!

Of all the beds, why did my junior sister have to sleep in Master's bed?

In an instant, they all knelt down and begged for mercy.

Just when everyone thought that Qing Jiujiu would definitely be expelled from the sect.

[Ding! Your cultivation level has increased by ten years!]

[Ding! Reward: Peerless Sword Technique!]

With a shout of "Sword, come!", Qing Jiujiu, holding a rattle drum, swung it backhand.

Zixia Peak collapsed, collapsed, collapsed...

The seemingly useless junior sister, who had been a disciple for a hundred years with zero cultivation, was actually the strongest in the sect!

Tomb raider Wang Lin obtained the "Supreme Martial God System" in a mysterious ancient tomb, believing he would finally reach the pinnacle of life! But alas, Earth has no spiritual energy! He's stuck begging despite his treasure trove! However, luckily, in an accident, he transmigrated to a world overflowing with spiritual energy, a world where martial arts reign supreme—the Tianyuan Continent! Possessing the body of a useless nobody, he embarks on an invincible path to supreme power! What, you have unparalleled talent? I have a system! What, you possess countless cultivation resources? I have a system! What, you're a member of the Tianyuan royal family? I have a system! What, you have a beautiful younger sister? Brother-in-law, let's have a good chat, hehe…

Su Yu transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a talent broadcaster.

Unexpectedly, on the way back to my hometown for the Chinese New Year, I accidentally activated a "listen to advice" system.

As long as he listens to advice, he can receive various system rewards.

So, at the suggestion of his enthusiastic followers, he started by setting off a firecracker to blow up a dog bowl.

As a result, they accidentally shot down a drone in the sky.

Seeing this, a fan in the live stream immediately commented, "The streamer is so good, why doesn't he create a missile to make a name for himself instead of staying here blowing up dog bowls?"

Soon, Su Yu, heeding advice, created the Qian Xuesen ballistic missile (skyrocket version), the three-stage propulsion separation system (skyrocket pulse version), and the pulse blast engine (skyrocket max version), shocking a group of fans.

The top-ranked viewer in the live stream suggested that since he was already involved in the aviation field, he should try painting instead.

Soon, color-changing ink, engraved templates, and 3D anti-counterfeiting technology also began to show results under Su Yu's research.

As brand-new US dollars successfully passed through the printing press, fans across the internet cried out, "Streamer, stop! The FBI is everywhere outside!"

The second-ranked brother suggested that if you want to rediscover the joys of childhood...

Soon, cardboard Gatling guns, fully automatic rifles, and origami RGPs that could fire were born!

Netizens commented: "From plastic to iron, from glue to welding, three prison meals a day. You provide the gunpowder, I provide the carbon, tomorrow you'll be at least eight and a half years old!"

...

Years later, when Su Yu, who has over a billion fans worldwide, was asked by a reporter how he managed to become a sensation across the internet and become the most popular streamer in just two years, he was met with a different response.

He replied modestly, "Listen to advice, and you'll eat your fill. Me, the anchor, I'm someone who listens to advice!"

[Pseudo-group portrait][Single female protagonist][Abstract][Abandoning moral integrity][The most respected Ark author of Theresa on the entire network][Multiple Ark worldviews][Complex elements but does not involve non-Ark worldviews][System is hidden]

Travel to Arknights, become the Blood Demon Lord, and get help from the system!

Dukare: As a new noble reformist, I declare that the transformation of Terra has begun and Kazdel will be revived in three years.jpg

Wait, what do you mean by Blood Demon's vomit being a non-addictive hallucinogen and Sarkaz bodily fluids being intoxicating? What do you mean by Terra having no image rights, newspapers writing imperial edicts, and K-station livestreaming Water Dragon paying tribute to Lateran?

Is the Deep Sea Church abducting fallen sea maidens? Why is this Anana purple? What does it mean that the Originium is a relic of the Far Drifter's human father? Demons—demons are normal.

Which TM Terra is this!?

The Blood Demon Lord took a deep breath and put down the newspaper.

Anyway, first select a national fighter + an assimilation fighter, and focus on reviving Kazdel...

Three years later, on the balcony of the Blood Demon Lord's house

Light Curtain Game: "As everyone knows, the Blood Demon Lord is a time traveler, Dukalei won the MVP, and the system is a dog that won without effort!"

The Blood Demon Lord watched the sky being exposed, calmly took a sip of red tea, and opened the newspaper published by the Terra Community.

"A parallel world? That's interesting."

The guards under the balcony said: "Your Majesty, your drawing book has been stolen again by the Babel Group and the former Military Commission!"

“…”

Why I'm not surprised at all.

Ducare: Kazdel is also very abstract today...

【Western Fantasy + Travel】

"Caw! It's the Queen! She's possessed the princess!"

"Don't worry, once my exorcising holy water arrives, even ghosts and spirits will be terrified!"

My name is You Yan.

The ability is to **modify** the story of this world within a very limited scope!

"The pen that writes stories is the sword in my hand."

"The end of this world... no, the world will not have an end!"

Satan: Wait, sir, actually I wanted to say that I'm your biggest fan!

This book is also known as

Douluo Continent: Tang San is being played to a pulp by my system

Douluo Continent: This Summoning-Type Soul Master is Too Disgusting

Tang San, now bound to the system: Damn system, this is too much of a trap! The creator of this system is already courting death!

Qian Renxue, who is bound to the system: Why are these system tasks so shameful?

Bibi Dong, who is bound to the system: This damn system task! Don't I have any dignity?

Xiao Wu, who is now bound to the system...

......

I am Xu Changqing, the Changqing who promises you a lifetime of happiness.