Yi Lan is dead.

But she came back to life.

Thus, there were two Yi Lan in this world.

One Hundred Ways to Conquer (or Kill) Yourself

【Notice】

1. Self-pleasure, watch with caution!!!

2. It has melodramatic elements, it's thrilling and satisfying, but it lacks logic.

3. The author, in his true colors, delivers a heartfelt performance!

As a strategist, Yi Lan accidentally killed herself while doing a quest.

And unfortunately, it died in pieces.

God: I'll give you one chance to be resurrected, do you want it?

Yi Lan: Yes.

God: Then go and bring yourself back first.

Yi Lan: ? ? ? I'm right here.

God: You are only half of yourself now; you are not complete.

Yi Lan: (picking her ear) Okay.

Content Tags: Perfect Match, Quick Transmigration

Main characters: Yi Lan, Yi Lan | Supporting character: System

Su Youzi, a transmigrator and second-year student at the private Huiqunyuan Academy. A nobody. At seventeen, she finally awakened a game system that allowed her to become stronger by raising beautiful girls—a system that turned "soft" girls into "food." Sakura Mai: Youzi is truly the most alluring being in the world. Saotome Yukina: Everyone should have at least one moment in their life when they forget themselves for someone. Kujou Ryūtora: She likes me, just like I like dogs. ---Su Youzi: Believe me, sister... [Wangyue_] and I...

[Time travel, live streaming, system, comedy, no angst, no female lead]

Zhu Jian transmigrated to the cultivation world for two hundred years, and the system only appeared when he was almost dead.

The system wants him to establish an unparalleled sect and dominate the cultivation world.

As compensation for being two hundred years late, Zhu Jianke will broadcast his cultivation journey across the Three Thousand Great Worlds, randomly selecting viewers to become disciples of his sect and join him in dominating the cultivation world.

Zhu Jian's first live stream even connected him with Blue Star.

"Dear fans, the streamer has traveled through time! Type 666 and I'll be live-streaming my cultivation journey to immortality."

"It's time for the cultivation world to experience the awe-inspiring power of technological cultivation."

"There are no useless spiritual roots, only people who don't know how to use them. The dual spiritual roots of water and fire are the foundation of technological civilization. The Great Water Boiling Technique begins."

"Give me a chance, and I will lead China to dominate the cultivation world."

Many years later, the world of Earth was invaded by a strange force.

On the day the evil god descended, ten thousand swords were unleashed, and the stars shone brightly.

“Brother, we’re all fellow disciples from the same sect, so the evil god should give me one.”

"Hey, evil god over there, stand up! You're not allowed to surrender!"

"Surrender or be killed, hehehehehehe!"

Reborn

I'm happy with the transformation into capital, but the primary issue is getting out of the police station.

......

Hollywood godfather? Internet king? Tech tycoon? New energy leader?

This is not what I want.

Howard Hughes' successor, Hugh Hefner's successor?

No, I am who I am.

Ernst Garfield.

Gu Luo unexpectedly transmigrated into the world of One Piece and became Luffy's twin sister, Monkey D. Luo.

He was completely dumbfounded at the moment of birth. How could he, a handsome and dashing man, turn into a little girl?

Years later, the world has undergone earth-shattering changes. Ryo becomes the Fleet Admiral of the Marines, Luffy becomes the Pirate King, and Dragon is the leader of the Revolutionary Army.

Blackbeard: "The whole world is taken over by that family, what are we supposed to do?"

Kaido, with tears in his eyes, said: "We're all just tools to help them ascend the throne!"

Buggy the Clown: "I would call Rosa a god, and as for Luffy, get out of here, he's not worthy to be Rosa's brother!"

This era will be rewritten by the Monkey D family!

One day, Luffy said to Ace, "Let's stick to our own way. I'll call you 'brother,' and you'll call me 'brother.'"

He transmigrated into the body of Ximen Qing, and the first woman he met was Qin Keqing from the Dream of the Red Chamber.

This great Song dynasty, like the crumbling Red Mansion, is on the verge of collapse.

I, the local tyrant of Qinghe County, have been thriving among the powerful and wealthy by relying on my skills as a traditional Chinese medicine doctor and my fake pharmacy.

With his godfather Cai Jing backing him up, taking down the four major families was a piece of cake.

I climbed and climbed!

He climbed up the ladder of power, and his connections with the four kings and eight dukes collapsed.

Having climbed to the top, I am now the only one left who holds absolute power!

He single-handedly stopped the billowing smoke of the southern invasion that led to annihilation!

[Lighthearted and humorous][Purely entertaining][Super socially conscious][Mischievous little devil][Alternate history][Archaeological elements][Little girlfriend][No nagging, no stifling, stifling is the author's fault][Super satisfying]

My name is Li Xiao, the "Xiao" in "arrogant".

Li Er: You unfilial son, you've gone too far...

Huh? Old Deng? You yelled at me? Hang it on the Taiji Hall.

Changsun Wuji: Your Majesty, I beg for the removal of Princess Changle on behalf of my son…

Huh? Uncle? He's after my sister? Incestuous relations? He's got a damn good reputation.

Cheng Yaojin: Your Majesty, waaaaah, my old ox, missing his deceased wife, jumped off a cliff and committed suicide yesterday.

Huh? Brother Cheng? The ox is dead again? I'll take it and hang it in the Taiji Hall first, so it won't bother me anymore.

Empress Zhangsun: Xiao'er, you little rascal, are you up to your old tricks again?

Huh? Me? Holy crap?

"Oh my, my dearest mother, I've missed you so much! You must be tired from walking. Let me give you a massage."

Standing before you is Lin Feng, the most "sunny" trainer in the Eastern Region!

Trainers who have battled against him all praise him highly!

"Why is my sprite asleep again?!"

"Hypnosis is part of the battle; if you don't like it, don't play!"

"Hit me! Hit me! I can't take it anymore!"

"I've never seen such a request before!"

"What kind of trick is this? Why isn't my Pokémon moving!"

"It's just a little trick, you should just surrender!"

"Dirty, dirty, dirty! Even those who play tactics have dirty minds!"

Why are Pokémon battles so violent? Persuading someone to surrender is also a tactic!

I, the poor monk Wu Se, was kicked down the mountain by my master. I awakened my innate divine eyes [Inner Demon Guide], which can see through all the good and evil in the world!

Master said that Buddhism is not a sword, and compassion is not a fist.

But I think that to deal with evil people, we have to use "physical Buddhism"!

[You see the real estate tycoon surrounded by black energy, and with a backhanded strike of the sword, he "cuts off his three thousand strands of worry"!]

If you encounter a bully bullying the weak on the street, use a set of "Vajra Fist" to force him to "become a Buddha on the spot"!

[You heard that the demon Quan Xing had committed many evil deeds, and sneered: "Donor, I think you have a connection with my Buddha!"]

You encountered a high-ranking Taoist priest from the Heavenly Master's Mansion on Mount Longhu, and due to a disagreement, a fight ensued: "Master Taoist, take one of my cassock demon-subduing techniques!"

A few years later, the name of a "mad monk" resounded throughout the world of extraordinary people, and countless evil people were terrified at the mention of "bald head".

And the evil woman Xia He, who had been accidentally broken by this poor monk and now fell into the devil's lair, also came to the door.

Xia He (licking her red lips): "Little monk, you've been hiding for so many years, isn't it time to come out? I want to see if you can still 'save' me now."

Zhang Lingyu (with a gloomy expression): "This evil woman is the root of all evil and must be killed! You monk, stop meddling in other people's business!"

Wu Se (holding a sword, with a solemn appearance): "Amitabha, I have resolved my karma myself."

"Witch, the sea of ​​suffering is endless, turn back now. If reason doesn't make sense..."

"I, a poor monk, have no choice but to shave your head myself!"

I woke up to find a pair of bracelets.

Don't panic, the era of relying solely on one's father hasn't arrived yet, and the general manager's father is still alive.

I was eight years old that year, standing like a lackey.

Sean: Captain Golden Lion, what do you think of my song "Wu Dalang's Summer"?

Old Jin: Not bad, but it's still a bit worse than when I'm taking a shower!

He wanted to fleece the pirate crew for life, but the boss insisted on petitioning, and as a result, he never returned!

What if your company fails to go public? I heard there are now subsidies from the "Sky Island Fund" for startups, so what are you waiting for?

Sean: The last person to come for an interview was a Shichibukai. Everyone here is either a rare Devil Fruit user or a master of physical combat, or at the very least, a second-generation scion. Tell me, why should we hire you?

Niu Ma: I'm willing to work overtime for free, I strongly request to work the night shift!

Sean: Great, I hope you can start work immediately and enjoy the 996 bliss as soon as possible!

Freedom can be a fish swimming in the sea, or a bird soaring in the sky! The pirate stage awaits—come if you dare! The sea will teach every reckless dreamer a lesson!

Young man, this is your ticket to work all over the world, take it!

(Keywords: One Piece daily life, lighthearted humor, two Devil Fruits, abstract memes, imaginative ideas!)

(Note: If my sword, my ship, and my armor all ate Devil Fruits, do you think I could become king?)