Balotelli, do you want to regain your glory?

Adriano, do you still want to play football?

Dong Fangzhuo, are you unwilling to retire?

Bolt, do you want to play football too?

And who else... do you want to play football too?

OK! Sign this contract. I have a system to make your dream come true.

Those talented players, come to me! I will make you the best players in the world!

I will lead you to beat Paris Saint-Germain!

Not only will we beat Paris Saint-Germain, but we will also go to the Premier League to beat Manchester City and other giants. Don't worry, Real Madrid and Barcelona, ​​you are the next one!

【No system】【Pretentious style】【Emotional text】

This book is also known as "Douluo son-in-law, who makes his mother-in-law Bibi Dong faint at the beginning", "Doctor of Truth, leads all members of Douluo Continent to become gods"

Latio traveled to Douluo Continent. Because of the strange phenomenon of heaven and earth when he traveled, Qian Daoliu mistakenly believed that the son of God had come to the world, and promised him to Qian Renxue as her fiancé.

But as Latio did not awaken his martial soul at the age of six, Qian Renxue went to the Tiandou Empire, and he became a famous useless son-in-law of the Wuhun Hall.

Bibi Dong: "He is just a waste with an empty shell! But he wants to be the second master!"

Hu Liena: "Mr. Latio always covers his head with plaster, but his figure... slurp, very handsome! It's just that he has a bit of a poisonous tongue, and he looks at us as if he is looking at idiots."

Qian Daoliu: "Son of God? Maybe it's just my wishful thinking..."

Only Latio knows that he is not a soul master, but he is not a useless person. He is a doctor of truth, and he wants to use the light of truth to heal people's stupidity!

"Soul power fusion technique? That's just a foolish follower. Look at my martial soul, soul ring, and soul power fusion technique!"

"How stupid! Soul power can not only be roughly collected and released, but also used for... alchemy! Enchanting! Formation! Pills!

"Let's put my goal on everyone in Douluo Continent becoming a god..."

The story of Doctor Truth, Son-in-law, Latio, starts with making his mother-in-law faint...

Shen An, equipped with a fame system, traversed the Douluo Continent. As long as his fame spread, he could draw all kinds of magical characters and items. And the first magical character he drew was Tom Cat!

"Tom, let's go!"

Shen An shook his head and said, "Uncle Jian, your sword isn't fast enough, nor is it ruthless enough. But don't worry, my cat has come up with something better!"

After a sword duel,

Chen Xin looked at Tom Cat, who was holding a long sword, and fell into self-doubt: "I've practiced swordsmanship for decades, how can I be evenly matched with a cat?"

Dugu Bo, who was renowned on the continent for his poison, looked dumbfounded as he saw his carefully researched poison being neutralized by Tom with just a few blades of grass.

Tang San couldn't believe it as he watched all his hidden weapons miss, saying: "How could my Tang Sect's hidden weapon techniques be dodged by a cat?"

Finally, Shen An's gaze turned to Tang Hao: "The strongest Tool Spirit on the continent, the Clear Sky Hammer?"

"May I ask how you plan to deal with Tom's million-ton iron hammer?"

...

Qian Renxue: "I declare that Tom Cat will become the sacred beast of our Spirit Hall. From now on, the Spirit Hall's uniforms and badges will be uniformly printed with Tom's image."

Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong: "What a cute little kitty, we want to pet it."

【Food】【No CP】【Daily】【Funny】【Eating well】【Warmth】【Healing】

Traveling through a parallel world, Lin Zhou was accidentally bound to a random food system.

A random location every week, random food, and different customers.

Selling steamed buns at the entrance of the park, selling preserved egg and lean meat porridge on the top of the mountain, and selling candied haws at the entrance of the school.

All the food is mouth-watering and can't be stopped.

Just when the endless stream of diners couldn't forget the food on the stalls...

"Fuck, where is the boss selling steamed buns?"

"I started climbing the mountain in the middle of the night, and I didn't even sleep because I was afraid it would be too late, just for this bowl of porridge! But the boss ran away?"

"No, where is the candied haws? It's not windy or rainy, and my child is crying with greed! Where did the candied haws seller go?"

However, when all the diners found that whether it was steamed buns or candied haws, it was actually the same boss, but the stall location was never fixed, and the things sold were different every time, but they were all the same mouth-watering...

The diners were anxious.

"Okay, okay, you're forcing me, right?"

"Hello, is this the TV station? How much does it cost to post a missing person notice here?"

New book "I'm just a cook, director, please stop making a fuss"

Jun Xiaoyao was transported to a mystical world and became the divine child of a Clan of the Ancients. He came to possess an invincible background, unparalleled talents and even a check-in system, enabling him to acquire an Accomplished Sacred Body of the Ancients at the very beginning of his new life.

He acquired the Divine Elephant Overpowering Force, a six-star reward, checking in at the Old Tablet of Taiyue.

He acquired the Bones of Supremacy, a seven-star reward, checking in at his Ten Years Old Banquet.

He acquired the Cauldron of Maternal Qi of All Beings, an eight-star reward, checking in at the Bronze Mystical Hall.

He acquired the Grand Method of Freedom Melding, a ten-star reward, checking in at the Borderless Ocean.

He sat on the clouds countless years later, with his sword pointing at the heavens, saying, “I alone shall rule over the heavens and the earth. I shall become the pinnacle at the very end of the mystic path!”

This is a story about traveling through time while going to the toilet.

Traveling to the era of beast control, contracting beasts, cultivating beasts, and using knowledge (systems) to carve out a path for yourself!

When the mythical beast control envoy, the well-known beast control research doctor, Lin Qianyu was asked what experience he could share.

His answer was: "I can achieve today's success by relying on a little bit of luck and a little bit of hard work!"

【KPL e-sports as the main + live broadcast as the auxiliary + AG + Dihuawen + rebirth without system + the chosen one + fun and funny】

Lin Jue was reborn in a parallel world and found himself as a substitute side player of AG.

The original owner was gifted in games. He reached the top at the age of 14, and was recruited into the AG youth training at the age of 16. Now he is 18 years old and is in the prime of his youth.

But Lin Jue was horrified to find that although he inherited his memory, in terms of game operation, Lin Jue was still the ordinary player with ten thousand stars before his rebirth. The only skill that can be called a unique skill is the 0.4w battle against Lu Bu with a win rate of 48 in 800 games.

So, when Coach Bao tried to put the pressure on Lin Jue and let him play to save the team from the water and fire.

Lin Jue wanted to cry but had no tears in his heart: Coach, although I am a reborn, I don’t even have a system. How can you bear to let me go on the field and be beaten by those big guys?

However, after really stepping onto the KPL stage, Lin Jue was shocked to find that he was the chosen one!

From then on, the legend of Lin Jue began...

Xiaoluo: "Didn't this kid bring 100 sources of trouble at the beginning? How come every hit was a critical hit!"

Jiucheng: "What kind of fancy moves does Jueji have? Why can't my Baili Shouyi hit him?"

fly: "This new guy is too outrageous. What top-level prediction? I have reached the fourth floor, but he is actually on the fifth floor? Is it possible that he is actually on the first floor? No, no, no, don't tell me that Jueji is on the first floor. I absolutely don't believe it!"

...

Yuan Shen traveled through S5 and joined OMG. In the playoffs, he used the tree to "borrow another 22 seconds from the sky" to delay his teammates to revive, but was ruthlessly killed by the "world's No. 1 ADC". He also asked why he didn't flash to block the hook for him. Afterwards, he posted a post to scold Yuan Shen, which aroused public outrage.

Watching Yuan Shen join IG and drag his teammates to the world stage step by step, the audience was silent.

Yuan Shen: I have come to this point not to prove how strong I am, but to show everyone what League of Legends should be like!

Yuan Shen said so when the FMVP award was presented.

Audience: Tears, stop talking, I will cry if you talk anymore.

"This is the real dean, I can't spray a little."

"You have brought the bottom lane to a height that does not belong to them!"

Fake Yuan Shen: "Don't abandon or give up, Genshin Impact starts!

Real Yuan Shen: "I'm tired, destroy it! Why is it that every time I do something big, my teammates either drag me down or play me?"

"When they first met, she broke into his room and bumped into him just out of the bath. She calmly faced his dangerous gaze and flirted with him wantonly: "Handsome, you have a good figure~"

The second time they met, at a grand banquet, she was ostentatious, bullied him with one foot, and then came to his side, and asked in a soft and obedient way: "I heard that I am your shield girlfriend, so brother, can you help me, a tool man~"

From then on, there was a little goblin in Mr. Qin's family who was making trouble and provoking him every day.

Everyone said that the real daughter of the An family was inferior to the fake daughter in every way. She was a country bumpkin who grew up in the countryside. Even the fake daughter's hair was No one can compare to her.

As a result, she and the fake daughter were all slapped in the face by the force, and their hearts, livers, spleens, and lungs were abused, and they felt pain everywhere.

People also said that even if the real daughter was better than the fake daughter, she was still a powerless and abandoned daughter who was not loved by her father and mother, and was not worthy of Master Qin at all.

Little did she know that her parents who had suddenly realized their mistakes and her four brothers were begging the real daughter to come home every day.

Until one day, the real daughter announced that she would retire from the world and go home to take care of her husband and children.

Suddenly, countless bigwigs standing at the top of the world cried and begged her to stay...

[Wild, crazy, beautiful and sly little fairy VS abstinent, protective and super-sexy president]"