My mom is the Eastern King of the Celestials. She used to beat me up with Pokémon since I was a kid.

Now I'm bringing six top-tier Pokémon home to inherit the farm.

The mother sneered from the doorway: "So you've finally decided to come back?"

Her Serpent and my Serpent "Little Green" simultaneously unleashed a Leaf Storm.

Amidst the lush green leaves, I smiled and opened my arms wide: "Mom, look how well I've raised Xiaoqing!"

(I accept criticism. I've been a Pokémon fan since I was a child. This is also to fulfill some of my childhood fantasies and to pay tribute to Ms. Sakurai Satoshi, the voice actress of my childhood goddess Cynthia. Thank you for your voice that brought Cynthia to life, a character I love.)

(Non-dark) (Single female protagonist) (Not invincible) (Slice of life) (Battle)

Reborn in Hong Kong in 1971, Wendi Li rose from an nobody to a powerful figure, seizing the opportunity presented by the IPO boom of Chinese-owned companies in 1972 to multiply his assets several times over…

[A lazy, good-natured protagonist + a story of showing off and slapping faces + a satisfying read] Jiang Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world, becomes the villain in the book, and unexpectedly awakens a lazy system.

If you can get stronger by slacking off, who would bother with anything?

Villain? Who's the villain? I'm going to sue you for defamation. I'm a slacker.

Jiang Chen never expected that he would become invincible while he was wielding his power, and that without him, the plot would collapse.

"Successfully abandoned. Congratulations, host, on obtaining the Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation."

"Successfully abandoned your post. Congratulations to the host on your advancement to Immortal Emperor."

"Successfully abandoned. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Immortal King Weapon, the Universe Realm."

Wait a minute, it's been years since we last saw the main character, how come you haven't improved at all?

Oh no, aren't you the female leads? Why are you guys throwing yourselves at me?

While others rely on wands to get to school, he gets to get to school by reading! In Lin Xiu's schoolbag, "History of Magic" is a 'history rewind device,' "Advanced Potion Making" is an 'improvement cheat code,' and even "Standard Spells" can be read with a hidden attribute of 'accuracy +20%'—the academic genius system tells him: read ten books and you can level up; solve dark magic incidents and directly unlock new abilities! Dumbledore's distant nephew status makes him the professors' 'tacitly known target of attention,' but when Wolfgang, a remnant of Grindelwald's party, returns with 'wizard supremacy,' when the Ministry of Magic malfunctions and dark magic surges, when the ladies vie to research new spells for him—he opens the last book, "Ultimate Guardian Magic," and finally understands: this year's Hogwarts doesn't need geniuses, it needs a shield that can withstand all crises!

"Clan Chief, something terrible has happened! Uchiha Itachi has been beaten to death in the street by the clan members!" "Huh? Nonsense! I just pulled him out this morning." "Then I must be mistaken. Maybe Uchiha Obito is dead." "What nonsense are you talking about!" "Clan Chief, I'm not lying to you! Anyway, one of them is dead! I can't tell if it's Itachi or Obito." Uchiha Tetsu rushed to the scene. That brat was indeed talking nonsense; both of them were clearly dead. "Sasuke, I need your 'pretending to be cool' for this mission." "Itachi, Obito, I'm the clan leader and you're sweeping the streets, it's all for the clan's benefit~" "Madara, just unleash your ultimate move!" "Shisui, use your Kotoamatsukami to make her fall in love with me! Wait, what do you mean she already loves me?" "Sarazana, Hikari, I don't offer pineapple heads here." "Uchiha Ban? Nice name, you should practice your elbow strikes more!" "Tajima! Madara! Fugaku! I'm the Uchiha clan leader, not you!" (Various anime, multiverse, ensemble cast, farming, slice-of-life, comedy) (First world: Demon Slayer) (Subsequent worlds: Type-Moon's Fate series, Overlord, Attack on Titan, Mushoku Tensei)

The magical barrier shattered under the spell of the cursed spirits! Dumbledore pointed his wand at the white-haired man emerging from the crack: "Are you friend or foe?" Gojo Satoru removed his eyepatch: "Here to rescue people—and incidentally, to have a cross-world brawl."

(Without the system, tags cannot be deleted!)

Have we arrived in the world of Harry Potter?

Or is he Malfoy's twin brother?

Watch how I teach this arrogant younger brother a lesson!

Malfoy: My brother is even better than Dumbledore!

Dumbledore: He won't be the next Dark Lord, but he will be the next White Lord.

Harry: My mentor in life! I must become stronger!

Snape: Your whole family is no good! Wait, no, he's his godfather…

Moen White, a reborn individual, a multi-billionaire, and a business prodigy.

In what seemed like an ordinary year in 1991, his original plan was to short the ruble, acquire Microsoft, and build a global business empire.

On his 11th birthday, in order to extract the "Strong" trait from a "character actor," he stopped the three-meter-tall giant.

"Hello, young gentleman, my name is Rubeus Hagrid, the custodian of the keys to Hogwarts."

Seeing the message "High-level magical creature detected" pop up on his retina, Moen's worldview shattered.

This isn't a business war novel, it's Harry Potter?!

Good news: The system is still running, and the version has been updated.

Bad news: The currency exchange rate here is chaotic, and there's a noseless guy who wants to rule the world.

So, the art style changed.

At the Sorting Ceremony, he used Das Kapital to say that this was the new rule for Slytherin.

During Potions class, he talked to Snape about the commercialization and mass production of Potions patents.

On the Quidditch pitch, he equipped the entire team with Nimbus 2000s, using an alchemical engine to turn brooms into supersonic fighter jets.

Facing the basilisk, he did not use the Gryffindor sword, but instead wielded his black ironwood staff and fists.

......

[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

In the year 3230 of the lunar calendar, a great catastrophe occurred, causing humanity to fall from its position as the world's dominant power, and China became humanity's last refuge.

In 3255, Marquis Wu, Lu Zhao, was under investigation.

"Logically speaking, a superhuman of your level has no right to investigate me."