Flame Ability VS God-like Physique

When faced with such an option, most people would choose the latter.

After all, the physique of a god among mortals includes superhuman abilities such as a body of steel, super strength, super flight, super speed, and laser eyes.

When faced with this choice, Zhao Zheng, who had been transported to a bizarre world, did not hesitate to choose "2".

Unexpectedly, this move has caused shock and confusion among countless people.

"He chose the 'most useless' physique instead of fire-based abilities? Is he an idiot?"

"Hilarious! The so-called god among men is nothing but a piece of trash with no substance, and yet people actually fall for it?"

"In terms of stupidity, I would call him the greatest in history!"

The world has long lost its sunlight, and terrifying, bizarre monsters roam everywhere, making it a place fraught with danger.

The most powerful superhuman physique is considered a useless talent by the world because of the lack of sunlight??

After understanding this, Zhao Zheng immediately smiled.

No sunshine? You can rub it by hand!

"Also, don't laugh yet, I don't eat beef!"

P.S.: Purely original urban setting, no reading difficulties whatsoever!

Gu Qingmang didn’t know what she had until she lost it. Lu Yanmu’s cold exterior belied an overwhelming passion, and it was only as she lay dying that she realized how he was the only one whose love for her was true. Now that she has experienced death and returned to the past, she’ll atone for all her mistakes. She’ll make those who hurt her pay and never let go of this man again…

(Genius cultivator, decisive in killing, lighthearted, system, pretending to be weak to deceive others, master of crushing noobs, master of frying fish, multiple women)

Although Qi Yuan did not awaken any cheat codes after traversing the world of immortals and heroes, he still had a smooth journey. He reached the Foundation Establishment stage in one year and the Core Formation stage in three years. With his unparalleled talent, he caused a sensation in the Tai Xuan Holy Land and became the Holy Land's Daoist at a young age, enjoying a prestigious position and unparalleled fame.

Until one day, a bizarre system appeared:

[Please defeat Xu Biao, the leader of the Black Tiger Gang (Cultivation: Qi Refining Level 3), within three days (Mission Difficulty: Four Stars)]

Looking at the first task issued by the "Trash's Rise to Power" system, Qi Yuan, who had just become a Daoist Child of the Holy Land and was at the peak of the Golden Core stage, was somewhat bewildered:

"System, have you got the wrong person? I'm a dignified Golden Core cultivator, and you want me to bully a mere Qi Refining cultivator?"

"The host's identity has been verified as accurate."

"But this mission is way too easy. Even one of my underlings could blow the target to smithereens..."

"The task details have been verified to be accurate."

"Okay, I'll give it a try."

From then on, the cultivation world gained a monstrous Daoist who disregarded all moral principles.

......

The Holy Land's leader declared: "I hereby solemnly declare that the troublemaker and my Daozi share the same name, but are absolutely not the same person. If anyone continues to spread rumors, our Tai Xuan Holy Land will definitely pursue the matter to the end."

The victim said, "No, why did you steal my Daoist partner? Don't you have one yourself?"

The Demonic Sect Ancestor: "You've already ascended to immortality, yet you still come down here specifically to deal with an old man like me who's only at the Great Ascension Realm. Is that alright? That's not right!"

This book solemnly promises that you can criticize the author, but please don't criticize me after you've criticized the author!

The protagonist is a transmigrator with a relatively open mind. He suffered some torment, which led him to become a heretical cultivator.

Although his style of doing things was somewhat extreme, at least he cleaned things up thoroughly, leaving no future troubles.

[Beast Taming Transformation + Race Sequence + Forced Contract]

On the blue planet, monsters roam freely.

Su Chen has been in the world of Earth for two and a half years. Just a second before the college entrance examination, he finally awakens his own cheat system – the achievement system.

You can earn various rewards by achieving certain accomplishments.

And his first reward was...

[Forced Contract: The host can forcibly form a contract with any monster they come into contact with; the monster cannot refuse!]

Not only can it forcibly contract wild monsters, but it can even forcibly contract other people's contracted monsters!

The National College Entrance Examination (Gaokao) has begun!

Who would have thought that the school beauty of Yecheng No. 1 High School was actually a demon beast, and a nine-tailed fox demon beast, the seventh in the race sequence!

Su Chen looked at the Forced Contract skill in his hand, and a bold idea immediately popped into his mind.

Such a charming nine-tailed fox, shouldn't we force her into a contract and bring her home?

······

As Su Chen's level increased, he encountered more and more transformed monsters, and the situation became increasingly strange.

Azure Phoenix Songstress, Vampire Queen, Snow Maiden Lolita...

All the others could say was, "We told you to tame beasts, not goddesses!"

Jiang Feng, a top-tier playboy and a super master of the infinite flow genre, suddenly found himself in a new system job after completing his infinite flow mission! He needed to quickly transmigrate to each small world and become the villain brimming with resentment. These villains were all stumbling blocks on the male and female protagonists' path to success, and all sacrifices on their love journey. Their final fates were invariably tragic deaths, and Jiang Feng had now become one of them. The system originally thought its host could only fulfill the original owner's wishes, but unexpectedly, the absurdity continued. [A top-tier, stunningly beautiful female celebrity presented all her cards—"Jiang Feng, I…I like you. As long as you're with me, all of these are yours."] [A pure and innocent school beauty senior couldn't help but say—"Junior, I have a love story I want to discuss with you."] [A dashing female city lord from a zombie world presented the city lord's token with both hands—"Jiang Feng! As long as you marry me, the city lord's token is yours! I want to be your city lord's wife."] The system was dumbfounded. Its host was too awesome.

[The new book has just started accepting subscriptions; subscriptions will increase later...]

[New book by a veteran author + fast-paced, satisfying story + multiple female leads + no cuckolding + no rebirth + female lead's intense regret + persistent pursuit of her husband + slow pace]

Three years of love couldn't compare to a single act of kindness and concern from a younger brother.

On Su Jingxi's birthday, his wife Chen Wanqing was completely unaware of his presence and was making excuses to go out and accompany her godbrother. Su Jingxi hadn't been after her money anyway.

She actually forgot her own birthday and rushed out that day to accompany her godbrother to meet her parents.

After he left, his wife desperately tried to persuade him to stay.

Su Jingxi, however, showed no mercy whatsoever.

Are they just waiting to be cheated on if they don't get a divorce?

Even if you're reluctant to part with it, it's none of my business!

The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text...

【Hilarious Index ★★★★★】

[Fantasy time travel + no system + brainless comedy + those who like to read cool stories please take a detour + those with sensitive hearts should be careful + please save your brain before reading at the beginning]

To protect the peace of the six realms, the ancient sword god was willing to perish along with the Demon Ancestor, and then returned to the world to cultivate again. Because the Demon Ancestor cursed him before his death, he lost his memory after rebirth, and only remembered the memories before his previous life before crossing over. His mindless journey to cultivate again and again is hilarious...

[PS: It is strongly recommended to read the book from a God's perspective in the early stage. Don't put yourself too much in the story, it will be very enjoyable.]

Ye Fei: I traveled through time?

Where is the gold finger?

none!

What about the system?

none!

Where are the original owner’s memories?

none!

I should be a handsome guy, right?

So ugly!

How the hell can I survive three episodes?

Ye Fei: Dad, you are so handsome and I am so ugly. Am I really your biological son?

Ye Fei's father: Huh? When did you find out about this?

Ye Fei: Dad, didn’t you say that our Ye family has three big losers? You, me, and who is the other one?

Ye Fei’s father: Your grandfather, this waste of ours is inherited from our ancestors.

Ye Fei: Dad, I must have been a genius before, and I must have become a waste halfway through, right?

Ye Fei’s father: You have always been a waste, since the day you were born!

Ye Fei: Dad, people have beaten me since I was a child, and you didn’t help me?

Ye Fei's father: I help you? Are you kidding? I was also beaten by his father like this when I was a child. If I help you, won't his father beat me again?

Ye Fei: Were you also beaten by his father all the way up? Didn't your grandfather help you back then?

Ye Fei’s father: Nonsense, your grandfather was also beaten like this by his grandfather when he was growing up!

Ye Fei: ...

Transmigrating into my own novel? Even as a villain, knowing the plot would make me invincible, right? Turns out, the world I transmigrated into is actually a composite novel world, and I'm destined to be a minor villain in the early stages! No worries~ I get rewards every time I steal an opportunity from a protagonist! Who says novel villains have no future? A medical saint descends the mountain? The Dragon King returns? ...With me here, don't even think about stirring up trouble!

In his first month back in the modern world, Lin Muran picked up a girl at a comic convention—one who claimed to be a dragon.

“Life is but a dream, and humans are like specks of dust. Why do mortals always stare at half-naked women in paintings? How pitiful...”

“Put down that dakimakura first, then we’ll talk.”

In his second month, he ran into a girl at his doorstep, her smile clearly forced, held in place by her own fingers.

“Master said... if I register as a monster girl here, I can eat for free. Is that true?” the girl named Di Hou asked while maintaining her painfully fake grin.

“First of all, we already have one freeloader at home.”

By the third month, the door was knocked on yet again—this time, by a seemingly elegant older girl who claimed to be his number one anti-fan.

"Papa Lin, how about we collaborate on a Birdkin’s Tale? Guaranteed hit!"

"Honestly, I preferred it when you and your troll army were just roasting me in the comments."