(No system) (Half-invincible) (IQ online)

Coming to Teyvat as a time traveler? Where is the system?

I have become the world consciousness, and as one of the Seven Gods Chefs, I should save the world!

"Everyone, let's form an alliance for Teyvat!"

"Ye Ze, you are a time traveler!"

No, what kind of development is this? When did I reveal myself?

Can the fate of being swallowed be changed?

What is Teyvat? Teyvat is not a place, it is a civilization. After breaking through destiny, we will head towards the stars!

“Huh? Crossed it?”

It’s okay, this baby has a system, and the heavens and the world can eat anything!

Dragon Sword? have eaten!

Zhu Xianjian? have eaten!

Qinglian’s heart fire? have eaten!

Ruyi Golden Hoop? have eaten!

“What? You said you are a Transformer? My baby has eaten it anyway!”

biubiubiu! A burst of white light flashed!

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for devouring Transformers, gaining experience value 99999, and leveling up!”

Ye Meng grinded her little tiger’s teeth and showed a cute smile: “Don’t mess with this baby, this baby will even be scared when he eats it!”

【Variety show live broadcast + gender-swapped cat girl + cool story】

In the year 2052, the world is at peace, but crime continues.

In order to deter criminals and raise people's awareness of prevention, countries around the world jointly organized the "Global Capture: Thief's Doomsday" program.

The program team promised that contestants could steal legally, and the items obtained would be cashed by the program team, but they would be eliminated if caught by the pursuit team.

Su Fei'er was chosen to be a contestant. At the beginning, she merged the template of Bengtie's "Cat Thief" Su Fei'er and became a real cat girl.

As long as you play the role of the template, you can maintain integration.

Although Su Fei'er has Sai Fei'er's physical fitness and theft experience.

But it has only one magical ability: the power of deception "true lies" - as long as everyone believes it, the lie can come true.

And the more people believe a lie, the more powerful the "truth" becomes.

In order to play the role of "Cat Thief" well, do a good job in robbing the rich and helping the poor, and gain more "real" abilities to become stronger.

Su Feier decided to deceive the whole world through the live broadcast of the show!

After the show started, when Su Feier used various cheating abilities to sneak around the world with the pursuit team,

The audience couldn't help but shout out in disbelief:

"The end of thieves? No, the rise of the cat god!"

As countries upgrade their anti-theft measures, thieves caught around the world cry:

"Cat God, stop showing off and give your colleagues some room to survive. This is really going to be the end of the world!"

And the poor orphans around the world whose lives have been improved thanks to Sufei's support:

"Thank you, Master Thief Cat!

[Online game + no saint + decisive killing + endless talent + invincibility + cool writing + upgrade flow + data flow + childhood sweetheart + school beauty girlfriend]

"Universe" was launched, and players from all over the world flocked to this epoch-making virtual reality online game.

While others were still ecstatic about drawing an SSS-level talent, Dongfang Xingchen awakened [Endless Talent] at the beginning.

Every time you level up, you get three new talents to choose from!

[Ding! Congratulations on your upgrade. Please choose your talent——]

[Option A: Unlimited synthesis]

[Option B: Devouring Evolution]

[Option C: Scourge]

“The so-called invincibility is nothing more than turning what others consider a miracle into my daily life.” - Oriental Star·Talent Collector.

[Slow-paced, growing male protagonist]

Yang Chen was laid off, and was about to take the compensation and leave, when the system suddenly came!

[Ding! Mission target found, system activated! ]

Target favorability +1%, daily salary +10,000!

Full value 100%, one million deposited into your account every day!

There are also hidden rewards such as luxury cars, skills, god-level physique, etc.!

Looking at the cold and beautiful female CEO in front of him, Yang Chen silently raised the corner of his mouth.

A few years later, when everyone was laughing at him for being a gigolo, he calmly checked his account balance.

"Excuse me, I'm going to buy an island."

The solar eclipse is coming! Tiandao Zinao brings the Three Kingdoms to the earth world! From then on, the world was in chaos! Players from the Three Kingdoms have become the main theme of the world!

Du Yu is a reborn person with twenty years of memories. He first seizes the powerful imperial seal of the country in his previous life, and then uses the BUG method to kill the 100-level world BOSS as soon as he enters the world of the Three Kingdoms, leapfrogging the level. +The first kill reward is huge!

Countless treasures, famous historical generals, and historical military advisors all cannot escape Du Yu's grasp in this life.

Awakening to hold the power of the world, drunk and lying on the lap of a beautiful woman, Du Yu will be the strongest emperor in this life!

Allen, a former VIP patient at Qingshan Rehabilitation Center and now a resident patient at Arkham Asylum.

Stark: Even though I don’t want to admit it, Alan is indeed my uncle.

Steve: Well, Alan is really my boss.

Bruce: To be clear, I am Batman and he is Bateman.

"You three, go ahead and crack some melon seeds, and I'll solve the problem." 》

"Aba, what are you talking to him about?"

"Wander the interstellar universe at will, enter the multiverse at will, and dismantle the multidimensional dimensions at will. 》

"Speed through a timeline MVP settlement screen"

"Don't say I won't give you a chance, give you time to call the Shi'ar Empire, Kree Empire, and Skrull Empire together"

"Dachao, get behind me"

"Hand over the gems, hand over the gems"

"You should be lucky that Superman can beat you"

"Odin, why don't you kneel down when you see me"

"Dormammu, I don't eat beef"

"Summoning the Goddess of the Lantern Ring BGM: plug it in..., plug it in..."

Perpetua: I always remember that not long after I escaped, the man came to me and asked me whether I should be decent for myself or help her.

[Pokémon + Team Rocket's lifelong enemy + female protagonist Bamboo Orchid + Shiny Charizard + Finger Swing that can shake the magic skill]

Traveling through the world of Pokémon, Jiang Fan, a psychologist, discovered that the Pokémon that were abandoned by humans and suffered the most mental damage were more likely to awaken forbidden powers.

Healing the Shiny Charmander that was destroyed in the arena, it gained Ho-Oh's exclusive skill, Holy Fire, after evolving into Charizard.

A little Snorlax that was abandoned because it ate too much. After being healed, it obtained the Lucky Stone, a breeding item of Arceus, and from then on it could use legendary skills with its finger skills.

A monkey monster that was abandoned because it couldn't control its anger and beat its master. After evolving into the Abandoned Monkey, it obtained Regigigas's exclusive skill, Crush, and from then on it could defeat anyone with just one punch.

A Haunter that had been forgotten on the seabed for hundreds of years, after being picked up and treated by him, eventually became a ghost-type overlord that plunged the entire area into darkness.

.....

Many years later, Jiang Fan looked at the Pokémon that had grown up and suddenly felt a chill down his spine.

"What the hell... am I a psychiatrist, or am I creating a monster?"

[Invincible + Villain + Decisive Killing + Super Cool Writing + Anti-Routine]

Travel through a fantasy world.

Get a 10,000-fold investment system!

[Ding, the target has broken through the Qi training stage. Congratulations to the host for entering the Tribulation Realm! ]

[Ding, the target has broken through the foundation, congratulations to the host for entering the fairyland! ]

[Ding, the target is to break through the Nascent Soul stage, congratulations to the host for entering the Flying Fairyland! ]

[Ding, target breakthrough... Congratulations to the host for entering the Ancestral God Realm! ]

……

Ordinary cultivators become stronger through hard practice!

And Wang Xuan...he relies on investing in the son of luck!

On the surface, he is the nightmare of those sons of luck!

Invincible enemy!

Despicable and hateful villain!

But behind the scenes is the old man with the ring, the guide for many sons of luck!

"You're desperate after your engagement is broken off? I see that you're amazing..."

Wang Yan: Master, here you are!

"Are you upset that Wang Xuan took the Saint Girl away? I'm still in need of an adopted son..."

Ye Wuchen: My godfather!

"Want to defeat Wang Xuan? Maybe you just need a grandfather..."

Tang Jianren: I am willing to resurrect for you!

……

Countless years later!

Wang Xuan founded the Taoist tradition and invested his own innovative practice system in all human beings in the world. All human cultivators and living beings are his disciples!

Who is Wang Xuan?

The highest mountain, the longest river, the biggest taboo!

Behind countless supreme powers, there is a figure in black robes...

Wang Teng traveled through time and became a parrot, but was bound to a fan-attracting evolution system. However, his owner was a mediocre female anchor.

This is an incredible start, but Birdy never gives up!

From then on, the live broadcast industry had a new rogue parrot that was foul-mouthed, sweary, and heartbreaking:

"Hot horse!", "Hit me! Come and hit me!", "So what? What else can I do?"

"Good morning, workers! Aren't you still up earlier than the chickens today?"

"You always say you'll start working hard tomorrow. Oh, stop kidding yourself! You said the same thing yesterday."

"Emo? That's normal. Excellent people are sad in the first half of the night and sleep in the second half, but you are sad all night and can't get up the next day."

"Don't say you have nothing. Aren't you still sick?"

"Stop complaining that life isn't fair. Life doesn't even know you, okay?"

"Repeat after me: As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me."

The live broadcast room barrage went completely crazy:

"Is this parrot peeping into my life?"

"Brother Bird, stop scolding! The child is stupid!"

"Help me, he didn't mention me in every sentence, but every sentence was about me!"

In just a few months, her sharp words went viral online, with fans crying and following her: "I just love the way you can't stand me but can't get rid of me!"

Just when everyone is addicted to sucking birds and can't help themselves——

A year later, the global spiritual energy revived and human beings awakened one after another.

Everyone looked up at the sky, only to find that the parrot that used to only know how to complain...

He had already evolved quietly, standing on the stars, becoming the magnificent Demon Emperor, overlooking all living beings.