I traveled through time to a backward world without magic, fighting spirit, or even electricity. It’s still a standard orphan start.

Fortunately, time travel has given me a relatively comforting benefit, that is, I can experience various fantasy lives in my dreams.

In my dreams, I was one of the ancient gods, leading a noble rebellion against the original.

In the dream, I was the most authoritative Grand Duke of the ancient empire, and I single-handedly created this great empire.

In the dream, I was the most powerful hero in the mythical age, and all evil was afraid of me.

In the dream, I was the leader of the elves, the oldest king who guarded the twin sacred trees.

In the dream, I was the girl's god, but I played a big joke on her.

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My traces and legends can be found in every era, but no one knows that these famous people are all one person!

And now you suddenly tell me that it was not a dream, it was real? ? ?

And so many goddesses, saints, princesses, queens, etc. that I provoked are still alive? ? ?

Shortly after Lu Xun creates an alternate account in ‘Heavenly Earth,’ he transmigrates into this Xianxia style game and becomes a glorious NPC.

He discovers that he has transmigrated to a time three years into the past. He originally plans to accumulate his strength and bide his time while idiotic players appeared in copious numbers.

Planning to issue quests to them so that they would be of use to him, he never expects that he would encounter difficulties from the get-go.

Now, the very first problem he has to face is… a ‘female devil’ who can’t be easily described in a few words…

“There’s something wrong with this account!” Lu Xun exclaims.

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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.

That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.

"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"

After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.

The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.

The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.

The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.

"Wait!"

"Something's off about these demonesses!"

However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!

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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]

My roommate is seriously suspicious.

She claims to be a chef, yet she’s incredibly skilled—and handles knives with unnerving finesse.

She says she doesn’t work overnight, yet she’s always wearing a fake face, leaving late, returning even later… sometimes not at all.

I’m starting to suspect she’s involved in something illegal.

I heard that this is a very realistic love game. There are many types of love objects, such as JK girls, female white-collar workers, housewives at home alone, and young nurses.

Players can play various roles such as teachers, leaders, plumbers, couriers, patients, etc.

But... why is the game style a little different when it comes to me...

What? My wife is helping me find a girlfriend? Is that even possible? What? My girlfriend's best friend wants her for free? Is that really that exciting? What? My time travel started out as an invincible one? A grand series of passionate stories featuring invincible girlfriends.

As an ordinary urban worker, pressured by my family to get married, I chose blind dates over working like a slave in the big city. I spent 1998 yuan to hire a matchmaking agency, who claimed to be matching me with the best possible match. But my first blind date was a fox demon persecuted by her half-sister, whose tail I accidentally caught… My second blind date was a female cultivator ostracized by her fellow disciples, who insisted on taking me flying on a sword over the sea… This is outrageous! This matchmaking agency is definitely suspicious; they hired two mentally ill people to arrange blind dates! One is a cross-dresser, the other has delusions! Damn it! Refund! Just then, the matchmaking agency arranged a third blind date—[Author of "My Beautiful Teacher," "My Fox Fairy Wife," "My Wife is a Martial Arts Master"...]

All virgins, all collected. No NTR, no landmines, just a chill, slice-of-life vibe. No stock market-style emotional rollercoasters. Too many tags to count, verdict: Bulldozer route (refers to collecting girls).

This is a work of pure fiction, do not compare it to real life. If your worldview is still under construction, consider turning back.

In the later chapters, the "big car" (R18 content) goes full throttle.

Since this is a Benzi-style light novel, minors are strictly not allowed.

Cold on the outside but secretly a tsundere brocon — Cheng Yuan, the younger sister.

Possessed by a demon ring, twisted emotions, suspected yandere — Yuki the Snow Girl.

Devoted and doting to the extreme — Felsie, the Elf Queen.

Tried to pull a fast one, failed miserably, got trained into a slave girl — Xiao Ke’er, the sister’s bestie.

Elegant, noble, and alluring — Aunt Bai, the Mermaid.

Plus a lewd succubus teacher, an elf girl who traveled across lands, and even a dumb, clumsy beast-ear loli maid in white thigh-highs who showed up at the door.

Ever since Chu Xiunan put on an ancient and mysterious ring, his plain, dull life was turned completely upside down...

The main storyline follows everyday emotional development.

No power leveling, no endless monster grinding. No male side characters.

Only a few minor mob characters pop up briefly for plot needs.

Terra, this sacred name. Luo Chen couldn't believe that he could come to this land, but why was it different from what the priests of the state religion said? Why are the people here all subhuman? What is the natural disaster? What is the mineral disease? And most importantly, why do those little bear people in Ursus dare to fly the Imperial Eagle Flag? This is heresy! (Although it looks different) No matter how chaotic it is here, he must protect the Emperor's holy artifacts, for the sake of Holy Terra! But Luo Chen suddenly realized that this seemed to be the second time he had traveled through time. I *Longmen swear* *Imperial Demonic Man swear* looked at the dragon lady in front of me with empty eyes and said: "Dear Miss Tallulah, can I lie here for a while?" "No!"

Qin Ze transmigrated to a different Conan world, becoming the strongest rookie in the Black Organization, along with a cheat-like ability full of flaws. "At first, I just thought about leaving the organization someday. Then I found out Vermouth was very good to me, and Gin was even better, lending me a lot of money without ever asking for it back. So I thought, staying in the Black Organization like this is pretty good." Gin: "Is that your reason for winning over the Queen of the Legal World, Eri Kisaki? And you even created a pharmaceutical company to compete with our Black Organization?" "Actually, all these years you've been the matchmaker for me, and you've even connected me with more than one person… As for the pharmaceutical company, that's just a joke I made to compete with the Black Organization." Gin: "?" [A Conan crossover story, no crime-solving, no adherence to the original plot, just the hilarious daily life of the Black Organization. If you don't like this, please don't read.]