Polar bears from Siberia are heading south with the cold current.
Facing the questioning from the whole world, George said confidently: I am a barbarian!
[Dynasty Conquest + Summoning System + Factions + Mass Expansion of Troops + Beauties + Court Intrigue, Galloping Across the Martial World]
If you don't fight and grab, your life will be in danger!
The Fifth Prince, Qin Heng, had neither power nor background, and originally wanted to be a carefree prince.
but--
The struggle for the throne among the nine princes caused a great upheaval in the court. By giving up, he was completely finished, but he was lying in a coffin.
Qin Heng, a young man from Blue Star, is just an average guy, but today, he struck it rich...
As soon as I opened my eyes
Qin Heng was completely dumbfounded.
A blade can cleave mountains; a powerful warrior can soar through the air and vanish into the earth.
With powerful clans vying for power, the imperial court and the martial arts world are fraught with danger.
Qin Heng was utterly desperate.
...
Ding, the Imperial Conquest System has been successfully bound.
Congratulations, host, you have obtained...
At this moment, Qin Heng completely understood.
Even in the underworld, connections matter!
Welcome to this system! You've learned how to move forward, backward, and slash. Alright, now use those skills to achieve a 100-kill streak! (100/100) Good, well done. You've achieved a 100-kill streak. The list includes, but is not limited to: Oda Nobuhime, Kikyo, ...
[Mind Reading + Gossip Gossip + Lazy and Resigned + Silly + Superhuman Strength] Tomboy Su Dali transmigrated! The good news is she became Su Jing, the daughter of the prime minister of a fictional dynasty, a total beauty. The bad news is, superhuman strength and a gossip gossip system followed. After transmigrating, Su Jing originally wanted to be a quiet and gentle beauty, but why did that sickly beauty crown prince make her an official? She wanted to just lie down and resign herself to her fate! Gossip Gossip System: Host, you need to eat gossip to accumulate energy to maintain your current beautiful appearance, otherwise you will turn back into a tomboy. What? No way! Who would want to be a tomboy when there's beauty to be had? Thus, Su Jing's journey of gossiping in the court escalated. [What? Minister Lin is in love with the King of the Opposite Sex!] King of the Opposite Sex………… [Ah? Imperial Physician Wen likes to wear red bellybands!] Imperial Physician Wen………… [My goodness, the Emperor actually loves farming. Why? Oh, because he's poor!] The Emperor………… That day, the sickly crown prince sent a bunch of vegetables into the palace. Su Jing was about to laugh, but her laughter quickly faded. The yandere prince actually liked her. "No way, Your Highness! What do you like about me? I'll change, okay? I don't want to go home with you and grow vegetables!" The yandere prince toyed with the chains: "Be good, come home with me!"
Traveling through the ancient world of high-level martial arts, you will get an automatic upgrade system for your martial arts skills at the beginning...
The faster your heartbeat, the faster your skills will upgrade...
That feeling of accelerated heartbeat...
Ye Feng activated the system acceleration mode...
The ladies in the harem suffered...
Xiao Jin transmigrated into a melodramatic angst-filled novel as a cannon fodder side character.
A strange woman who was disabled, disguised herself as a man, and obsessed with the male lead.
None of that mattered though, because she wouldn’t survive more than three chapters.
The cannon fodder was the third prince of the current dynasty—an accomplished war hero with a fearsome reputation that spanned the empire. Enemy armies trembled at the sound of his name. He was known as the “Ghost Rakshasa.”
Yet this god of war was gravely injured and crippled, coughing up blood after taking just a few steps.
He also developed tuberculosis and hovered on the edge of death.
There was only one reason for this: it was an angst novel. The male lead was the Crown Prince, and the female lead was a fallen princess from a ruined nation.
The cannon fodder’s only role was to destroy the heroine’s country, then die beautifully.
At this moment, Xiao Jin stared at her ruined legs and the pool of blood she had just coughed up. Her mental state completely collapsed.
She kindly told the butler to prepare a coffin—she’d lie down soon.
Then the mechanical voice of a system rang out.
“Warning! Host’s life has only 48 hours remaining. Please complete the first task as soon as possible to extend your lifespan.”
“Task 1: Interrupt the wedding — forcibly marry the heroine who is about to wed the second male lead.”
“Friendly reminder: Only after completing all tasks and getting killed by the heroine, Chu Shao, will your life countdown stop and you can return to your original world.”
Xiao Jin was silent.
In her mind, she pictured a terminally ill cancer patient in a wheelchair dramatically crashing the heroine’s wedding.
“…”
Xiao Jin: “Can I choose death instead?”
System: “Nope, Host.”
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After many twists and turns, Xiao Jin finally completed all the tasks.
That day, the sky was vast and clear, autumn geese flew south.
Chu Shao stepped over the corpses of cannon fodder and returned to her homeland, ascending the throne in glory.
The whole empire bowed before her.
Xiao Jin, in prison robes, sat in a wheelchair, escorted by imperial guards, looking up at the new empress.
She was content.
Everything was ready—now she just needed Chu Shao to kill her.
Empress Chu Shao, with unparalleled beauty, stood with twelve ceremonial tassels hanging from her crown. Sword in hand, she descended the steps and gazed gently at Xiao Jin.
Just when Xiao Jin thought she was about to be stabbed through the heart, Chu Shao raised her sword and slit the throat of the imperial guard beside her.
The rest of the guards turned pale and fell to their knees.
Chu Shao, hands dripping with blood, crouched in front of Xiao Jin. As though gazing up at a deity, she stared at her for a long time.
She placed the bloodied sword aside and said in a trembling voice:
“Don’t leave me.”
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[IMPORTANT WARNINGS!!]
1. While the tone of the story is marked as lighthearted, some parts are definitely not.
2. Chapters 138–140 and 77–80 involve side couples and previous-generation characters. They’re melodramatic, not pure (non-virgin), and written to tie together the story’s logic—please read the author’s notes for context before purchasing.
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How to Enjoy This Story:
1. This is a cathartic fantasy story set in an alternate world—historical accuracy is not the goal.
2. The female lead, Chu Shao, is a yandere and mentally unstable. The system doesn’t do much—Xiao Jin mostly survives by being awesome.
3. The ending has a twist, but it’s a happy one. Timeline explanations are in the author’s note for Chapter 175.
Tags: Strong leads | Transmigration | Gender disguise | Cathartic read | Light tone
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Xiao Jin
Chu Shao
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One-sentence summary: Don’t leave me.
Theme: Though physically broken, the will remains unyielding. Charge forward with courage.
I, Wu Hao, traveled from Hanxia to become an oligarch. What? Can't win? I'll do what you dare not do, I'll fight what you dare not fight, I'll fight what you dare not battle. God has granted me the privilege of restoring the glory of the Russian Empire.
CIA agent: "Boss, Russia has Nikolai, just like the Russian bear, it can also spawn thugs. We can't fight it!" CIA boss: "What do you mean? You have disgraced America." Can we do it? CIA agent: "Yes, but you have to pay more!"
The one holding the halberd is called Ba. The sword at his waist is called De!
Liu Jun: I like to win people over with virtue! If that doesn't work, then I'll use my halberd... Tyrant! Who am I? The real uncle of the emperor!
Chinese teacher: "Please summarize the main idea of this article."
Chinese class representative: "Through the author's description of the protagonist's multiple love stories, he explains to readers the true meaning of love. True love isn't about romantic moments, sweet words, or luxury cars and mansions, but about sharing joys and sorrows in the face of adversity, and supporting each other through the daily grind of life."
Political Science Class Representative: "Through his description of the protagonist's career as a profiteer, the author shows readers the turbulent changes in the world since the 1990s and bears witness to the great rise of our motherland over the past 30 years."
Math class representative: "The numerous instances of the protagonist making calculation errors in the text fully prove that the author's math must have been taught by a physical education teacher."
English class representative: "The author's protagonist, while traveling through Eastern Europe, repeatedly encounters setbacks due to language barriers, which fully demonstrates the importance of learning English."
A poor student, after waking up, lit a cigarette and expressed his objection: Why think so much?
I lived a very tiring life in my previous life, and I just want to live a carefree and happy life in this one.
[No system + extreme political conspiracy + wretched development + logical plot + hands-on and brain-based + suspense + ancient spy war]
Did his mother die of a sudden illness? Did his brother die in battle?
The backstage is all down!!
His father was suspicious and his other brothers wanted to kill him!
Not a single courtier stood on his side?
In this case, the only option is to fight our way out of the gap!
"Father, the Eighth Prince has turned me into a eunuch. Please make the decision, Father."
"He's just a fool, why do you care?"
"Father, the Eighth Brother killed the Minister of Rites in the street. Please punish him severely."
"He is a fool. Someone must have angered him first."
Relying on his "fool" persona, he secretly accumulated strength, developed slowly, and eliminated his opponents step by step silently.
By the time everyone reacted, Xiao Wanping had already become a huge monster.
Several years later, when the emperor died, he led a million-strong army to the imperial capital.
"Old Eight, how dare you rebel?"
Xiao Wanping: "Brother, I am a fool, why do you care about me?"
After traveling to another world, he became Xiao Wanping, the eighth prince of the Great Yan Kingdom: a foolish prince known throughout the country.
But his illness was very strange. He was crazy during the day, but would regain consciousness at night.
According to the diagnosis, the cause of this illness was that Xiao Wanping saw an extremely terrifying scene, which disrupted the yin and yang energy in his body.
As for what he saw, Xiao Wanping could never remember.
This book is also known as "Pretending to be Crazy and Stupid, Conquering the World", "Conquering the World, Starting from the Stupid Prince", and "The Invincible Stupid Prince"
Note: This book is purely fictional history, some details should not be substituted into the real world