As a snake catcher, Xu Ying has been doing his job honestly and diligently, until one day, he caught a different snake...

On the first day of March, the land of China is filled with incense and the statues guarding every village, town, city, state and county wake up one after another to enjoy the sacrifices of the people.

However, from this day on, the world was in chaos.

This book is also known as "Nine Nine-Six Cultivation of Immortality", "Zero Zero Seven Cultivation", "Internal Scroll", "Scrolled to Death", "No One Can Try to Ascend", "What a Trap", "A Big Pit and a Deep Pit", "Help Me Up" and " When I was thirty-five, my blessing came" and "The Appearance of the Great Demon King", etc.!

No system, no old man, no bulldozer, no stamp collecting obsession, just a lowly clerk, without wealth, power, or influence, who bravely forges his way through the various powerful figures of the Three Kingdoms! Is he a tyrant or a hero, a beauty or an empire, a scheme or a strategy, the way of the king or the way of the tyrant? As you journey through the Three Kingdoms, you'll discover that Cao Cao didn't actually offer the sword, Liu Bei was more than just a crybaby, Sun Quan was a master of balance, and you'll even witness the martial prowess of Lu Bu and Guan Yu, while also observing the adorable antics of the Qiao sisters…

Chinese teacher: "Please summarize the main idea of ​​this article."

Chinese class representative: "Through the author's description of the protagonist's multiple love stories, he explains to readers the true meaning of love. True love isn't about romantic moments, sweet words, or luxury cars and mansions, but about sharing joys and sorrows in the face of adversity, and supporting each other through the daily grind of life."

Political Science Class Representative: "Through his description of the protagonist's career as a profiteer, the author shows readers the turbulent changes in the world since the 1990s and bears witness to the great rise of our motherland over the past 30 years."

Math class representative: "The numerous instances of the protagonist making calculation errors in the text fully prove that the author's math must have been taught by a physical education teacher."

English class representative: "The author's protagonist, while traveling through Eastern Europe, repeatedly encounters setbacks due to language barriers, which fully demonstrates the importance of learning English."

A poor student, after waking up, lit a cigarette and expressed his objection: Why think so much?

I lived a very tiring life in my previous life, and I just want to live a carefree and happy life in this one.

He accidentally entered the Red Mansion and became Jia Cong, a bastard of the Rong State.

In the chaotic time and space, history walked into a confusing branch.

Countless heroes and heroes who made their mark in the history books were lost in the dust of time.

New mountains and rivers were created, and the roads were rising, washing away the old chapters.

What kind of golden and jade fate are they, and who is the lover, they are all just for the strong love of wind and moon.

The delicate face is reflected in the diamond-shaped mirror, and the cold light of the sword shines across the nine provinces .

When the mountains and rivers are scattered and the snow is gone, he stands on the lonely mountain and becomes a hero for the rest of his life.

These are the events before and after my death.

Who can record them and write a strange story?

[Note: The content of this novel is purely fictional]

At the end of the magically altered nineteenth century, Zhou Qingfeng led the Japanese people to revolt; gave the Russians wholesale cuckolds; sent African immigrants to France; sent the Turks to Germany; sent Indian divine oil to the British; and erected the flag of secession in the United States.

"I've only done a little, insignificant thing, thank you all."

In the fifth year of Xianqing reign of Emperor Gaozong of Tang Dynasty (660 AD), Su Dingfang, the commander-in-chief of the Shenqiu Road Army of Tang Dynasty, led his troops across the sea to destroy Baekje, captured King Uija of Baekje alive, and established the Xiongjin Military Governor's Office of the Tang Dynasty in the homeland of Baekje, forming a pincer attack on Goguryeo from the north and the south. Since the seventh year of Daye (605 AD) when Emperor Yang of Sui Dynasty sent troops to conquer Liao, the campaign against Liao, which had lasted for more than half a century, finally saw the dawn of victory.

However, just as Su Dingfang presented the Baekje royal family as captives to Chang'an, war broke out in Baekje. The royal family's nephew Guishi Fuxin and the monk Daochen brought back the hostage Prince Buyeo Fengzhang from Japan and launched a movement to restore the country. The Japanese also took the opportunity to send troops to the peninsula in an attempt to recover the homeland of the "Four Counties of Mimana". The famous general Wang Wendu, who took over as the governor of Xiongjin, died of a sudden illness just after getting off the ship. The ally Silla had an ambiguous attitude, and the Tang Dynasty's rule in Baekje was in jeopardy.

At this critical juncture of life and death, Wang Wenzuo, a time traveler from a thousand years later, turned the tide and fulfilled the long-cherished wish of several generations of monarchs in the Sui and Tang dynasties. He avenged the deaths of hundreds of thousands of his brothers and sisters in the Central Plains and turned the land of Haidong into the territory of the Tang Dynasty. But all this was just the beginning, and the world was heading towards another path.

The three wonders of the Tang Dynasty: Li Bai's poetry, Zhang Xu's cursive script, and Pei Min's sword.

A Chinese major student traveled through time and space and became Pei Min, the only sword saint recognized by the country in history. With a three-foot-long sword, he was invincible under heaven. He could reach up to the sky and recast the poetry of the prosperous Tang Dynasty.

After traveling through time, the whole family became famous.

His father's future posthumous title was Ling, his mother was the jealous Empress He, his younger brother was Liu Xie, the last emperor of the Han Dynasty, and his uncle was the ultimate idiot He Jin.

Faced with such a situation, Liu Bian just lay down. Whoever wanted to be the deposed emperor of Han could do it, but he was not going to do it anyway.

The young master of the Qian family fell seriously ill. An old monk divined that no one born in the Year of the Tiger should be in the household. Tao Hua, a kitchen maid, was released from the mansion and returned to Xiahe Village. However, this time she would not be robbed of her reward money and forced to marry her ruthless cousin like in her previous life. This time, Tao Hua would use her cooking skills to earn money so that her parents and elder brother could live a good life.