Warhammer, Conrad's Apocryphal Book

In that despairing fiftieth millennium, the tentacles of the Great Devourer had swept across the galaxy, the space necromancers had returned, the new Tau Empire had risen, and the shadow of chaos remained.

In that final battle, all of the emperor's loyal sons returned.

However, even with a demigod leading the empire, it was still defeated.

When the last human fell beside the Golden Throne, the Emperor rose in despair, and the Dark Lord brought end and death to everything in the galaxy.

The warp bears witness forever; the mournful cry of the Dark Lord's birth was carried along by the surging waves of the warp to the glorious years of the Great Crusade.

And Conrad Coates, the emperor's most far-sighted son, saw all of this.

Su Huaixiu, a well-behaved girl within the system, "sold herself" to a blind date for her family, and mistakenly married Fu Yanxiu, a provincial department leader. When marriage became a temporary solution, and when a fake affair blossomed into a real one, this marriage, which began as an agreement, gradually spiraled out of control. From the Civil Affairs Bureau to the provincial party committee, from a cold-faced leader to a doting wife-loving man, Fu Yanxiu's long-planned love affair taught her: if you're high, you're high too, and if you're low, you're still high too.

"Generally speaking, what kind of enemy is the most troublesome?"

"Comedy"

"Is there anything more troublesome?"

"Yes, there are comedic, eccentric characters."

"Surely such a person and such a world don't exist?"

"What are you looking at me for? What the hell did I do wrong? What did I do that's funny?"

Ever since the Chaos Gods launched a new round of their "Great Game" in the World of Warhammer Fantasy, the infamous shithole universe of Warhammer 40K—already renowned across the Sea of Void as the "Chaos God’s Sewer"—officially earned itself a permanent blacklist from all civilized realities. Why? Too many demons. Too many cultists. Too much bullshit.

The God-Emperor of Mankind, suffering collateral damage, wasn’t just blacklisted—He also found Himself locked out of the Warhammer Fantasy world by the Four’s paranoid blockades. No more "borrowing" resources. No more easy wins.

So what’s a tired, golden-skinned overlord to do?

Start spam-fishing.

The Emperor began hurling isekai’d outsiders through the Warp like junk data, hoping some poor sucker would take the bait.

Enter Li Wei, a dude from Earth who just got his "resident permit" revoked by reality itself.

Now, stranded before a kaleidoscopic abyss of screaming souls and warp-storms, he has two choices:

Die horribly.

Become the God-Emperor’s newest (and most unwilling) "Vanguard of the Heavens."

(Spoiler: He doesn’t get to pick.)

【Sharp-Tongued, Tsundere, Possessive Heiress × Scheming, Seductive, Crazy Bottom】

【Double Yandere / Dominant Protagonist】

Same-sex marriage is legal. Some elements are based on personal worldbuilding. No system. Many early plot hints; no secondary CP.

She nearly drowned in a pool right at the start, surrounded by a barrage of chaotic livestream comments. Worse still, she discovered she was just a two-dimensional character in a comic book. While crying about her fate, Gu Zhichou punched the female lead and kicked the female supporting role. Oh—and her first kiss? Stolen by a background extra.

She really didn’t want to run after anyone. Truly.

But not being able to see that extra’s face was driving her nuts.

Besides, this person might help her change the storyline and become the power-trip female lead who defeats the author and steals the spotlight.

Gu Zhichou: "Wait, I’m not chasing her! The kiss was just a routine plot move, seriously. Believe me."

Audience: "Sure, sure, we believe you. You’re obviously madly in love with her."

“Little mute.”

“You live outside the panels, and I live in the side plot.”

“If I give you a name…”

“Can I become your protagonist?”

[A demonic immortal, dark, cruel, no harem, no system, slow to warm up]

[Not a saint, dark, beware!]

My master sent me to the immortal path, I helped my master go to hell.

In order to seek a chance of survival, I murdered the people around me.

In order to improve my qualifications, I slaughtered thousands of cultivators.

Yi Han, with his mortal qualifications, plundered the fortune of heaven and earth and reached the pinnacle of the demonic path.

Why did a plastic surgeon tragically die at home? A female online streamer dared to livestream a murder? Can bad singing lead to murder? Who is terrorizing young celebrities?

As the mysteries are solved one by one, the truth is terrifying...

The story "Wushuangpu" starting from Chapter 393 belongs to the extra chapter. Skipping it will not affect the reading experience. Students who are not interested in the extra chapter should not make the mistake of subscribing to it.

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“Corpse Processing” is over, but the lord has a lot to write, so this is it.

A person is a mage.

Three people are a team.

A group of people is a territory.

A group of people is the rise of an era.

I, Karen Heise, want to lead an era. If you think you are young and self-motivated enough, send your resume here.

My address: Gold Flash Town, the center of the world.

Nagashima Chizawa finally traveled through time.

To be more precise, she was reincarnated into the Curse Return crew, where the mortality rate was extremely high.

Knowing it was her first day in the Cursed World, Chizawa Nagashima said: "Great, I have a cool technique! Let me join the protagonists!"

After entering junior high school, Nagashima Chizawa said: Why hasn’t that white-haired unscrupulous teacher come to take me away! Take me to a technical high school!

Not only was she not invited to the high school, but she was also targeted and hunted by the curse master. Nagashima Chizawa asked: Where are you, Gojo Satoru? Tokyo High School is not an option, but what about Kyoto High School? Someone come and take me away TAT

Chizawa Nagashima, who is entangled by the curse master and can hardly maintain a normal life: It's too dangerous for you to curse the crew back! Goodbye, protagonists!

Before merging into the darkness in the final act of defeating it, Nagashima Chizawa looked back with tears in his eyes at the Tokyo Jujutsu High School, the place he had dreamed of as a young boy, and cried out, "Gojo Satoru, do you know what you have lost!!!"

——

Gojo Satoru was born the strongest and was at the top of spellcasting from birth.

In his life, he had only ever felt the sand slipping helplessly through his fingers because he wasn't strong enough, with two people.

One is Fushiguro Shigeki who stabbed him in the back and nearly killed him.

A guy who rescued Fushiguro after he learned the reversal technique "Resurrection".

The sorcerer is born with spells through bloodline, that guy deprives him of spells through analysis and deconstruction. The sorcerer attacks with spell power, that guy is immune to damage with spell power attacks.

The sorcerer Zhang Zhizheng was righteous, and the guy just turned around and walked into the darkness indifferently.

Everyone thought that Nagashima Chizawa was a guy who was born to be the opposite of sorcerers.