[The dark protagonist is sophisticated and selfish]

During years of severe famine, people ate each other.

Zhou Heng, who had just traveled to this world, had all his limbs broken at the beginning, and became someone else's dinner ration like a lamb to be slaughtered.

Fortunately, as a time traveler, he has a plug-in that can transfer his negative state to others.

All limbs are broken? Transfer!

Extremely hungry? Move again!!

Extremely tired? Move all!!!

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Afterwards, he successfully gained the opportunity to embark on the extraordinary journey of martial arts.

Is martial arts training harmful to your health? Move away!

Does the secret technique have side effects? Transfer again!!

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Afterwards, he successfully embarked on the path of cultivating immortals through the strange way.

Will the cultivation of immortals be contaminated by evil spirits? Transfer them all!!!

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When fighting with others, cut the throat to show respect, stab the heart to show sincerity, and cut off hands and feet to show goodwill.

The enemy whose throat suddenly split, whose heart was inexplicably pierced, whose limbs were cut off one by one: Me!!!

Lin You, the legitimate son of the Lin family, was kidnapped as an infant and not reunited with his family until he was twelve years old.

By the time he returned, the Lin family had already adopted a boy named Lin Tianyang. Lin Tianyang, who had ingratiated himself with the family, took every opportunity to suppress, manipulate, and frame Lin You, eventually leading to Lin You’s tragic death.

In his previous life, Lin You was humble, cautious, and eager to please, yet he was constantly criticized and used as a foil to highlight Lin Tianyang’s supposed excellence.

“Look at Tianyang, and then look at you. Are you even close to being as good as him? Why are you still trying to compete with him?”

“If you were even half as sensible as Tianyang, we wouldn’t treat you like this. But look at what you’ve done.”

Fine! After being reborn, Lin You resolved to stop trying to please the Lin family at all.

But why did they cry after he left?

Why did the sisters run away from home, one after another, begging Lin You to forgive them?

Reborn in the world of Naruto as the Nine Tails, he finds himself sealed within Uzumaki Kushina. No longer just a beast, he possesses his own will, intelligence, and the power to change the fate of the tailed beasts.

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Madara never thought that his Rinnegan would be crushed by the Nine Tails.

Hashirama, who once controlled the Nine Tails, now found himself controlled by it.

Uchiha Mikoto was shocked—she never expected Kushina to have something this powerful sealed inside her.

As for Uzumaki Kushina herself, each of the Nine Tails' tails gave her a different feeling.

At this moment, the Nine Tails stood tall, representing all the tailed beasts.

"Tailed beasts will never be slaves!"

During the Third Ninja World War, facing numerous enemies, Jianchuan Ju was not in a hurry, and his hands quickly formed seals.

"Water Style? Flying Water Shuriken"

"Lightning Style? Hundred Thousand Volts"

"Ice Style? Freezing Beam"

"Melting Style? Cliff Sword"

...

Everything returned to calm.

In the messy battlefield, Jianchuan Ju fell into deep thought. He looked at his left wrist [Momentum Shawl] and his right hand [Mysterious Water Drop].

After a long silence, he threw the [Green Onion] he had just obtained to the ground!

"Damn! I am really a Pokémon, right?!"

In 1995, the flame of the Internet had just been ignited, mobile phones were still bricks, and Hollywood movies had not yet entered the era of special effects, all of which would enter another era because of the emergence of Song Yang.

Some media exclaimed that he was a new generation of Howard Hughes, just like everything Hughes did back then, leading the trend and making countless people crazy, and Song Yang was inferior to Hughes at the beginning, he changed an era.

But for the media's comments, Song Yang only left a sentence, "I am just me, history will give the answer!" ”

Crossing into the magical world with a life no one could have imagined, Carl awakens the ultimate Capital System. As long as he earns enough money, he can unlock strange and powerful rewards. Hogwarts and the magical world, stuck in a medieval-like age, are about to meet a true capitalist godfather.

Watch as Carl transforms the entire magical world through the power of capitalism. A true villain never relies on violence—he uses the system to exploit others.

Carl: "Voldemort is an egg. His evil is nothing compared to mine."

System: "Yes, my dear lord, what you’re doing now has made you the most evil demon king in the world."

Snape: "Azkaban. He must be assigned to Azkaban!"

"No, wait. If he goes there, those prisoners will become his 996 employees."

Dumbledore: "He will be a good child with love in his heart."

Voldemort: "He’s a devil, the real devil. Those people have been exploited and have nothing left... Why do they still smile and say this is their blessing?"

Grindelwald: "You will succeed, child, for greater interests."

Half a life spent in ignorance and naivety, the other half in steady pursuit of truth.

Xuan Ming lived fifty-five muddled years in a foreign world, unaware of his past or purpose. But one day, he awakened—his memories of past and present lives converging. For five years, he secluded himself in the Sutra Library, studying ancient scriptures. Then, in the year of the Jiazi Cycle, when all things renew, he finally transformed—a late bloomer, but destined for greatness.

With the Daoist scripture Huangting Jing as his foundation, he delved into the vast Daoist Canon, seeking enlightenment through diligent study and steadfast cultivation:

After reading 300 scrolls, he grasped the Primordial Foundation Technique.

After 600 scrolls, he comprehended the True Art of Five Thunders.

After 900 scrolls, he mastered the Celestial Spirit-Nurturing Method.

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Observing the movements of the stars, he created the Heavenly Star Formation.

Gazing into the depths of the underworld, he forged the Nine Netherworld Domain.

In his moments of leisure, he watched the flowers bloom and wither before his courtyard, saw the clouds drift and shift across the sky—nurturing his mind and spirit, pursuing inner peace and absolute freedom.

"One who seeks solace beyond the mortal world is not one who polishes mirrors in the dust of society."

Xuan Ming shunned trouble, dedicating himself solely to the Dao.

As for those who obstructed his path and clouded his thoughts—he simply stroked the peachwood sword in his hand and smiled in silence.

At just seven years old, Dina Avery was imprisoned in Azkaban, becoming Sirius Black’s fellow inmate.

On his first day behind bars, he discovered that "Merlin’s XX" wasn’t just an expletive—it was a real summoning ability. He could actually call upon Merlin’s powers, including but not limited to:

- Merlin’s Beard

- Merlin’s Stockings

- Merlin’s Magic

- Merlin’s Bloodline

- Merlin’s Treasure

From that day on, Dina relentlessly “borrowed” from Merlin’s legacy.

Four years later, Dina made history as the first young wizard to receive a Hogwarts acceptance letter while in Azkaban. After being picked up by Snape, he found that his home was gone.

But it didn’t matter. He was Merlin’s heir.

The scum responsible for his family’s destruction would soon face justice—

at the hands of the new Merlin, just like in The Count of Monte Cristo.

The orphanage has turned into a blood-soaked monastery.

Diagon Alley has become Devil’s Street.

Hogwarts is now a haunted castle.

The Forbidden Forest? A forest of death.

Ed couldn’t help but feel that this game’s dungeon was seriously messed up.

But hey, it’s just a game. Might as well play it!

Many years later, Ed looked down at the noseless monster before him and declared:

"Standing before you is the Lord of Crows, the Master of Death, the Supreme Protector, the Blade-Bearer of the Lost, the most ruthless Dark Magician in history—

and the legendary alchemist, Ed Moriarty!"