[A contracted work with the Fourth Editorial Group of Qidian] Walking between light and darkness, traversing the various powers of the continent, a small-time thief struggles and strives for advancement in the cracks, using his superior intelligence to set up one conspiracy and scheme after another, step by step climbing towards that seemingly unattainable peak……………………………………………… [Thief Training Base: 69691881] Thanks to reader Yamaidi for providing [Bethlehem Parish: 73562793]... [The Misguided One]

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Terror is knocking on the door outside, and the familiar world becomes strange in an instant. Ning Xuan wants to rely on the suddenly appearing "nightmare golden finger" to survive with difficulty.

Unfortunately, the days in the nightmare were too bitter, and he had had enough of it, so... he just wanted to give up.

In Southeast Asia in 1996, a small, humid town was filled with torn souls: they used their wounds as eyes to see the divine madness behind the world.

The alien creature in a yellow raincoat wanted to become a human, so it blended in with them.

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Monsters sign for a cooking course

Write on the back of the tape:

"Please don't let Doudou find out

Our brains are better suited for jam"

The Compassionate Medicine Master, relieving suffering and rescuing those in distress, unites all hearts to ascend to bliss. Why do you call me a demon? ——————They say this is the story of a lucky youth blessed by the Medicine Master, inheriting the legacy of the True Dragon, emerging from the white mountains and black waters, traversing a thousand years of wind and snow, seeking the path to immortality. There are cranes, hunting across the land. There are spiritual trees, protecting all living beings. There are entertainers, changing faces and forms a thousand times. There are historians, suppressing countless demons and evil spirits. The Emperor once said, those who seek the Heaven of Immortality will not attain it. That was in the prosperous era of the ancient kingdom, before the wing-maker from beyond the heavens descended. We, the bountiful wretches… Bah! What bountiful wretches? We, the blessed ones, will one day cultivate the Great Dao, achieving eternal life and blissful bliss! (Purely original plot)

[Mysterious + Suspenseful + Folkloric + Infinite Flow] Have you ever felt agonizing, unable to eat or sleep, wishing you could trade everything for something? Have you ever tried praying to gods and Buddhas, becoming distraught, yet still unable to achieve certain things? Have you ever felt that kind of pain when you finally got everything you wanted, only to have it vanish from your life? Birth, aging, sickness, death, separation from loved ones, unfulfilled desires, encounters with those you hate… I feel your torment. So come here, come to the Corridor of Ghostly Resentment, and everything you desire will come true… Pfft, hahahaha…

Lin Yu, a young investigator who miraculously survived three car accidents, two fires, a lightning strike, and a collision between two dump trucks in seven days, was forced to come to this small island nation by following a voice deep within his heart. Little did he know... once he arrived, he would never be able to leave...