"Ichinose Honami, beautiful prey only belongs to a strong man like me, Ryuen."

"Sakayanagi Arisu, you can't even get past Ayanokouji, let alone be a match for me, Ryuuen."

"Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, just a baby who is anxious to be weaned."

……

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

Shang Jingyan wakes up in the interstellar era and quickly realizes—this world is weird.

The arts have flourished, and entertainment comes in all shapes and sizes. But there’s one glaring omission: darkness. No horror, no fear, nothing remotely unsettling. Instead, the entire galaxy is obsessed with love stories, dreamy fantasies, and endless pink bubbles.

System: “Your mission is to become a literary icon! Collect ‘Heartbeat Points’ by making audiences swoon!”

Former horror director Shang Jingyan: “Got it. No problem.”

A few days later, a short film titled Married to an Eldritch God goes live. The opening shot? A cosmic horror’s grotesque visage filling the screen. The middle? Blood, madness, and creeping dread. The ending? Unspeakable.

—Statistically, every single unfortunate viewer’s heart rate that night skyrocketed to 180 bpm.

System: “Wait… WHAT?! This works too?!”

Viewer A: “I only watch romance shows… Wait, horror is actually amazing?!”

Gamer B: “I just wanted to romance the NPCs… Ghost, prepare to die!”

Casual Viewer C: “I’m not scared of anything—oh hell no, I’m not sleeping tonight.”

With sheer creative force, Shang Jingyan ignites a horror frenzy across the galaxy.

They say she can terrify an entire civilization with just three sentences:

“I’m making a movie.”

“I’m developing a game.”

“I’m directing a variety show.”

And yet, despite the screams and tears, people just. Keep. Watching.

Years later, critics would say:

“She was the queen of the Second Galactic Era, the one who reintroduced fear and rage to the masses.”

“She created countless works, all to deliver a single message—”

“I will awaken your nightmares. So scream for me. Let your heart race!”

Entering a dull and boring "anime" world, the original storyline is turned upside down.

For example, an ordinary campus love comedy is played into a "king's game" where no one survives?

For example, a passionate story of a superpower city is transformed into a collision of superpowers and technology, sublimating the theme and looking forward to the future of mankind?

For example, a normal passionate story of a brave man killing a demon king is turned upside down and the meaning of good and evil is reshaped?

"Wow, this heroine is so beautiful, give me a lot of XP, I love it xdm!"

"I really want to see the male lead and the male lead send dog food, gkd!"

"Wife!!!"

Looking at the barrage of comments passing by, Mo Ying smiled slightly, then took out the silenced pistol from his backpack and aimed at the so-called "male lead" in front of him.

(Unlimited streaming + no heroine + original copy + shifting reasoning + decisive killing)

【Welcome to the weird game】

[As long as you clear the dungeon, you will get everything you want, wealth, power, health... everything]

In the thirty-sixth year since the advent of the strange game, Qiss was pulled into the dungeon by the Lord God.

Gray fog and yellow clouds cover the sky, ghosts and monsters roam the streets, towering dead trees rise from the ground, and skeletons and carrion pile up everywhere.

This is not reality, there is no such thing as morality and conscience; this is not chaos, there are laws and rules that cannot be disobeyed.

Qisi took a look at the rules and found a lot of loopholes that could be exploited.

(This book is also known as "I Will Dominate the Weird" and "I Will Steal Gods in Weird Games")

——Wenqing version (not speaking human language version) Copywriting——

The rules feed on the gods, and the gods sacrifice all living beings.

The strange game is the snare, and the mysterious resurgence is the medium.

Under the cold fig leaf is an indescribable horror.

Not wanting to be controlled by fate, Si Qi jumped out of his shackles.

Tear apart morality and dance alone on the border between black and white; break away from the rules and build your own throne.

He is not a god in this life, but Weird Games has already prepared a god status for him and welcomed his return with a feast of death.

[Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Strong Female Lead]

In her past life, Yun Shuhuai was betrayed by her lover because she possessed a special type of superpower. That person, embracing his new lover, personally sent her to the experimental table of a perverted scientist, where she suffered inhuman torture until she died.

When she was reborn three years earlier, before the apocalypse, she discovered that she possessed a spatial ability and even more powerful superpowers than before her rebirth.

The endless land within the space produced a continuous supply of food for her, and the upgraded space unlocked many more privileges.

Who says support characters can't deal damage? As a support-type ability user, while others were still hiding in their bases trembling with fear, Yun Shuhuai had already led his team to fight their way in and out of the zombie-infested area, and even picked up a former base boss along the way.

What?! The big boss is my first love?!

P.S.: The male lead appears late!!

[Fun Fiction + Worldview Clash + Harem] That year, thanks to two hundred episodes of "Approaching Science," Rosser became a famous exorcist in Shinjuku. Initially, he just wanted to easily earn 100 million yen, then go back to his hometown to get married and never come to Tokyo again to avoid being beaten to death by his victims. But when the evil spirits actually came, and he blew up the school building with his made-up spells, he realized, "So I'm a god?" Rosser grinned maniacally. "In this world of evil spirit crisis, your savior has arrived." First, he'd transform into the Abyss-Eyed White Dragon, giving the world a little dragon-related shock. Then, he'd shift the blame, create a high-spec Type-Moon game, connect it with FGO next door, and whoever loses becomes a Lostbelt. Add some subspace, Cthulhu, and fight fire with fire... Crossover characters: Stop! And so... Goetia: Your Beast Law is... wait, what the heck is the Law of Cycles? Gudako: Mashu, could it be that our world is the Lostbelt? Anime Crossover World: Please, please, switch back to the evil spirit! I don't want the Cthulhu dimension! Sakayanagi Arisu: He didn't treat me like a cripple, nor did he treat me like a human being. Kazuma & Ayanokoji: Commander Rosser is my faith, my loyalty! Yukinoshita: Brother-in-law, won't my sister be angry if you do this? Tokisaki Kurumi: You scumbag god, watch me exhaust you with my three thousand clones!

Kronos transmigrates into the Marvel universe as a billionaire, believing he's reached the pinnacle of life, only to unexpectedly become bound to the [Strongest Lottery System]. His first ten draws summon Sukuna, Zhongli, Esdeath… and even the Greater Grail from the Type-Moon universe! Using the power of the Grail, Kronos summons powerful figures from various worlds as Heroic Spirits in this turbulent Marvel world, hosting a seven-on-seven Holy Grail War with a total of fourteen Servants. Scheduled Servants: [The Crimson Alchemist] Zolf J. Kimpley, [The Ice General] Esdeath, [The Cursed King] Ryomen Sukuna, [The President] Fanny Valentine, [The Killer Whale] Oga, [The Rock God] Zhongli, [Son of Sparta] Vergil, [Attack on Titan] Eren Yeager, [God of War] Kratos, […

"Albus Dumbledore made two great mistakes in his life: one was Tom Riddle, and the other was Jim Lynch." Jim Lynch, the "Mist Hangman," a forbidden legend who hunted hundreds of dark wizards, was locked in the Forbidden Forest by Dumbledore himself. When the savior Harry enrolled in school, he tore open his cage and returned to the wizarding world as a professor. Dumbledore regarded him as a hidden danger, and the Ministry of Magic became his chess game, with death walking with him. When the sky of Hogwarts was set on fire, Lynch stepped out of the fire and smiled elegantly at Voldemort: "Hello, Tom, did you miss me?"