Because he offended the Huayu entertainment giant Huayi Brothers, newcomer director Fang Yuan was completely blacklisted.

Faced with a hellish start, he had no intention of confronting difficulties head-on.

Instead, he chose to go abroad to Hollywood and casually shot a Saw movie.

With a budget of 1 million, it grossed over 100 million worldwide!

News of this shocked everyone back home.

Who is Fang Yuan? Why had no one ever heard of him?

Countless netizens eagerly requested him to return home to shoot films and revive Huayu cinema!

Fang Yuan: “What? Return home to shoot films? But I don’t dare. I’ve already been blacklisted by Huayi Brothers. I’m so scared~”

The netizens suddenly exploded with anger: “Huayi Brothers! You really deserve to die!”

Huayi Brothers: “...”

Until several years later, Fang Yuan became an internationally renowned top director in Hollywood...

Crossed onto a South Korean prosecutor and became a trainee prosecutor at the Seoul Central District Prosecutor's Office. In this completely different country, prosecutor Zhang Taixiu is really a little embarrassed!

Traveling through the Zhou Dynasty, he was deceived into marriage at the beginning! Why did the eldest lady of the Chu family become a queen and a loli? Liu Yao had no choice but to accept it with tears. In order to make money, Liu Yao raised the banner and started to commit fraud. However, as the days got better day by day, Liu Yao felt that something was wrong with his wife. I just want to farm, why do you always ask me to rebel?

Mark's soul traveled to Los Angeles, California in 2003 due to the explosion of his cell phone. By chance, he entered Hollywood to make movies, pursued his dreams, and realized his self-worth in life.

The international director Mark Wang said in an interview with a reporter from Time Magazine: "Records are meant to be broken!"

Blake Lively, who is praised by the fashion industry as the Queen of S with the most perfect curves and one of the four little flowers in Hollywood, said in an interview with a reporter: "Mark is very talented and very cool!"

Warner President Barry Mayer said: "Mark is the most valuable and most worthy producer to invest in!"

The beauty Amber Heard said: "Not being with Mark is the biggest mistake of my life!"

Hollywood's authoritative magazine "Box Office" said: "Mark Wang, a gold medal producer who has not received any formal training and has become a latecomer, has never failed in making movies and can always give investors several times the return, which makes Hollywood flock to him."

"I think humans are actually quite complicated. When I first drove those evil gods back to the warp, many people supported me. Later, they said that I was looking too high and too far, and that I could stop and rest for a while. Many of my defeated opponents said that even if I defeated all opponents and enemies, whether tangible or intangible, I would eventually be defeated by time.

But it doesn't matter, time will prove me right."

Humans have been dragged down by monsters and demons since the First Crusade, and history, this fully-insured semi-trailer, has been running rampant ever since

." You mean, everything in heaven and hell is evil gods of the warp, so why not go on the field yourself? "

What should Neos do in the face of this group of diehard psychic lunatics on the stake? Only:

"Okay, listen up heretics,

wait until I become emperor, I will formulate a new burning method!

Those who believe in evil gods will be burned

, those who use faith to cheat people of their wealth will be burned , and

those who do not believe in humanity will be burned."

"Are you human?"

"I'm not a god! You will go to the stake too!"

"Damn it, you tyrant, what's the difference between you and our church!"

"Oh my God, gentlemen! This diehard actually realized his sins, he can't be burned, he must be pulled out as an example - hang him up and whip him with a copper-headed leather belt!"

Shiraishi Kuro traveled through an island country in a parallel world and found that he could add points in the category of "science". As long as he learned new skills and completed new achievements, he could gain certain attribute points!

...

Sonoko: "Brother-in-law, how did you train your body? You must be... 2.2 meters tall and 120 kilograms?"

Shiraishi Kuro: "To be precise, it's 2.26 meters tall and 159 kilograms. Since you're asking, I can tell you in secret... I grew up in the Kamurocho Orphanage when I was a child, you know? It's super chaotic there, right? So when I was a child, I thought that if I couldn't make it, I would just join a violent organization... and then practice casually, and this is what happened." Sonoko

: ...

Sonoko: "Then how did you become a policeman in the end, brother-in-law?"

Shiraishi Kuro: "Because of exercise ... When I was healthy, I also learned some knowledge. As I was learning, I found that the entrance exam to the University of Tokyo was not that difficult. Later, I heard that the examination for the professional group of the police was difficult, but if you pass it, you will almost certainly be able to enter the National Police Agency and become a police aristocrat, so I just took the exam casually..."

Sonoko: ...

Sonoko: "Then brother-in-law, why are you in the Beikacho Police Station now?"

Shiraishi Kuro: "This is a matter between adults... But it doesn't matter. Although those guys targeted me, I found time to pass the lawyer qualification exam. Even if I am expelled one day, I can open my own office, hahaha..."

Sonoko: ...

Travel back to the most glorious era of the Ming Dynasty and

become the most successful successor of the Ming Dynasty.

However, my vision penetrates six hundred years of history.

The current glory is not glory.

Come with me to re-establish a truly glorious dynasty.

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

Reborn in college.

Zhou Yuwen knows the importance of personality.

In this life, Zhou Yuwen is labeled as aloof, mature, and talented!

"I'm a more traditional person. I think that when you fall in love, you have to be responsible, so you have to be very careful in love."

"Zhou Yuwen! Remarry me!"

"Damn it! You are venomous, I haven't even been married yet!"

"Don't talk nonsense! We got the marriage certificate in the last life!"

"That was in the last life!"

"Remarry!"

"Get lost! I have a girlfriend!"

He runs away, she chases him!

He can't escape even if he has wings

He traveled through the elf world and became Sakaki's son, becoming the new boss of Team Rocket.

"Mr. Mammon, it is said that in the Golden City Battle, the Rocket Team organization led by you beat many champions such as Lance , Steven, Wallace, and Leon to the ground and went to the hospital to recuperate for half a month. What do you think?"

The reporter interviewed Mammon, the leader of Team Rocket.

"It's a complete rumor. They only recuperated for a week."

"It is said that you forcibly abducted the champion of Cynthia in the Golden City Battle. The people in the Sinnoh region are very dissatisfied with this and hope that you will return the champion Cynthia to them. What do you think about this?" The reporter continued the interview.

"Nonsense, we are in love with each other, how can they oppose it." Mammon smiled.

"By the way, Cynthia is now in labor and is not considering becoming the champion of Sinnoh again for the time being. Thank you."

(ps: The world view is synthesized by games, animations, and special editions. The Giovanni in the article is the special edition + game version)