[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

Aozaki Rin, the adopted son of the Aozaki family, was blind since childhood, until one day he awakened the dream simulator.

[Time: 5th century AD

[You were born. Because you were born blind, you were abandoned by your parents on the roadside until an old knight picked you up. ]

[You have two brothers, one named Kai and the other named Artorius. ]

[You discovered the secret of your "brother" Artorius's men's clothing. ]

[You almost pulled out the sword in the stone. ]

[You picked up a three-eyed cat demon. ]

[As an undercover, you sneaked into the camp of the demon concubine Morgan. ]

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[Time: 1991

[Born blind and disabled in both legs, you were adopted by a magician. ]

[Despite your physical defects, your life is not painful. Because you have a sister who cares about you very much, her name is Sajo manaka. 】

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Time: Now,

looking at the Knight King, the Root Princess, and the True Ancestor who appeared out of nowhere... Aozaki Aoko hugged the confused Aozaki Rin and cursed.

"Get out, this is my brother, not yours!"

[Rating has just started; it will rise later.]

My name is Gu Changsheng. I escaped the 996 work schedule by sheer luck, but who knew I would transmigrate into the body of a mining slave raised by a cultivation sect? Am I destined to remain a worker?

Good news: At the age of eight, I awakened my cheat ability: the Daily Intelligence System!

[Ding! Today's intelligence has been updated]

[Chance Encounter - Marrow Cleansing Grass: Under a waterfall, risk-free, can improve the physical constitution of mortals.] — Here you go!

[Intelligence - Fatty Wang's Little Treasury: The third brick under the bed contains fifty low-grade spirit stones.] — Thanks for the start-up capital, bro!

【Crisis - Ten Thousand Souls Cave: It contains the Profound Yin Pearl, but it is patrolled by Foundation Establishment Elders, and is teeming with vengeful spirits, with a mortality rate of 99.9%!】 - Even dogs wouldn't go there!

Others cultivate immortality through talent, background, and hard work.

I cultivate immortality; all I need to do each day is get up, check intelligence, take a walk, and pick up trash...

Many years later, when the sect faced a great calamity, an immortal descended, and everyone was in despair, they realized that the ordinary me had unknowingly become... invincible.

[Ice Fruit] + [Kamiu] + [Zanpakuto] + [Ten-Tails]

Traveled to the world of Inuyasha, Home

​ and drew Zanpakuto, Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, Thunder Fruit, etc.

Became stronger all the way and unified the world.

In the process, he also made up for his regrets, Inu no Taisho, Kikyo, Kagura, Kanna…

Lin Fenghao traveled through time, awakened the Nine-Hearted Begonia Martial Soul, inherited the Shura Godhood, and obtained the Contrast System. As long as he constantly makes people feel the contrast, he can become stronger.

From then on, there was a soul master with a wrong style on the Douluo Continent.

Qian Daoliu: "Damn it, that's a shield, not a head, stop it!!"

Dai Mubai: "You punched through my body, and you said you are a nanny???"

Qian Renxue: "Too cruel, breaking the shield in half and then using it to stab people, do you dare to believe that this is a nanny?"

Ye Lengleng: "Dear, please be a little more cruel to me!"

Jiang Lin traveled through the fantasy world and became the spiritual pet of the Saint of Qingyun Holy Land, but his awakening understanding defied the heavenly system!

From then on, he has extraordinary understanding, heaven and earth are his teachers, and he understands all things!

Watch the sun and understand the Candle Dragon Sutra!

Watch the bright moon and understand the Taiyin Sutra!

Watch the stars and understand the three thousand gods and demons!

With his extraordinary understanding, Jiang Lin step by step transformed from an ordinary green snake into an eternal true dragon that looks down upon all worlds!

I was reincarnated as... Sans.

Genocide line?!

Liu Feng looked at the human in front of him, and the dragon bone cannon slowly emerged behind him.

What a beautiful day today... Papyrus, would you like... anything?

…………

How about working together to fight against humans?

Do I have any other choice? Chen Huisans held Liu Feng's hand.

(Newbie, please don’t criticize if you don’t like it)

A bad blood feast!

A passionate world composed of [Hot-Blooded High School] and [Hot-Blooded District].

Protagonist Shinichi Snake

By defeating the enemy, you can extract the opponent's entry system and start attending Suzuran High School.

After meeting a group of bad boys by chance...

Serizawa Tamao: I am in awe of big brother’s mahjong skills.

Genji Takiya: Even if I can’t win, I will fight for the pinnacle of Lily of the Valley!

Yoshiki Murayama: My brother-in-law has a bright future!

Bouya Harumichi: I am Crow Soul, and he is the commander of Noxus!

Huamu Jiulihu: Why are you better at picking up girls than me? I don't accept it!

Amamiya Brothers: Welcome to come and play in the "SWORD" area when you have time~

Hayashida Kei: He is the best opponent!

Kuki Genji: Wra...

Amber: With you here, I can retire.

Junko: Oshiage, organize a social gathering tonight and call your brother Jabami over!

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Is the Wanshi Empire the strongest bad organization?

Kowloon Club is known as the strongest gang?

[Iron Bones (Gold): From Kuki Genji, Defense +200%. With this, who would still take the stairs?]

[Natural Punching Bag (Gold): From Ninety-Nine, Defense, Recovery, and Blunt Weapon Resistance +100%. With this, the old lady no longer has to dodge cars when crossing the road.]

[Perfect Right Straight Punch (Gold): From Sakura Hibiki, from now on, you become a right straight punch superman]

The Crow Soul reappears! Starting from climbing all the way to the top of Suzuran, Jabami Shinichi will create a new era of bad guys that belongs to him!

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In order to facilitate the appearance and interaction of various legendary characters, the character ages, story timeline and original plot have been greatly changed!

Transmigrating to a high-martial arts era, where ferocious beasts roam and martial arts reign supreme. Wang Xiao, watching the soaring admission scores for martial arts universities and then at his father's back covered in plasters, sank into despair. His family was poor, his talent mediocre, and he couldn't even afford the latest tenth set of body-tempering techniques. His future seemed bleak. Until—"Rise of High Martial Arts: Sign-in Rewards!" [Ding] [Successfully signed in for day one] [Received rewards: Azure Dragon Body Tempering Technique, Marrow Cleansing Pill, Blood Qi Pill]... While others were still racking their brains over the power techniques of the tenth set of body-tempering techniques, Wang Xiao was already riding on auspicious clouds, traveling with the wind. While the elite of wealthy families boasted about their blood and qi values ​​increasing by 0.5, Wang Xiao's cultivation had already progressed by leaps and bounds, his blood and qi soaring to the heavens. That year, in the college entrance examination hall, Wang Xiao used his fists as his weapon, his light illuminating thousands of miles. That year, everyone remembered one name: Supreme Martial God, Wang Xiao!

Travel through Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma and awaken the God of Cookery System. Nakiri Erina: "Hmph! This dish is not tasty! Not tasty at all!" (Eating frantically) Arato Hisako: "Is this Chinese cuisine... It's truly profound!" Tadokoro Megumi: "Chu Lin-kun has conquered my stomach! He...he wants to get there in one step." Sakaki Ryoko: "Chu Lin-kun, you promised to be with me tonight!"