"As a surgeon cosplayer, it's normal for me to carry a 50-centimeter bone saw with me, right?" "You mean the blood on the white coat? That's red dye smeared on."

"Why do you carry tape and hand ties? Of course, it's to subdue the murderer."

Looking at the [Professor Yang's electric chair], [Mary Shaw's cutting pliers], [Fisherman's sharp iron hook] and [Owl Skull's piano wire] in the task prop column, Su Zhao forced a kind smile and patiently explained to the serious-looking police and the trembling victim, "Please believe me, I really am a good man who saved her."

When I woke up, the world had changed.

The legend of Articuno circulates in the Himalayas; Kyogre is swimming in the deep Pacific Ocean; and the cause of the eruption of Mount Vesuvius was actually Groudon turning over in his sleep.

Zhao Chen looked at the gossip on the Internet and fell into deep thought.

This world seemed a little different from what he had imagined.

The Great Expedition was a colossal lie! The 'Golden Fleece' that created the twelve Olympians... might have been the umbilical cord of those in power?

The primordial body of Heaven's myriad limbs has been shattered for thirty thousand years... that egg named "Morning Star"... is probably not a ladder to ascension!

[Beware of the Moon! An unusual signal has been detected on the lunar surface... originating from what claims to be the Guanghan Ark... possibly from the lost Yin Ruins civilization...]

It said...don't answer!

The Cambrian ice fields, the Triassic scorched earth, the Ordovician deep sea... A white boat travels alone among the old days.

Only he could hear the lingering whispers of the dead within—

[Haha, who would have thought that I buried the secrets of Silver City right there?]

"Did you know? Beneath this interrogation room lies a secret treasure of a bygone civilization, and the souls of the dead are stirring restlessly."

Bai Zhou looked at the crimson characters wriggling at his feet and blinked. "But it's okay, my job is to deal with them."

After a long silence, the policewoman neatly wrote in the file, "Prefers to commit crimes late at night, strongly suspected of schizophrenia, tomb raiding, etc." and then slammed her hand on the table and stood up.

"Don't give me that! There are no ghosts or monsters in this world!"

Have you ever seen a ghost or monster?

"No."

"You're welcome," Bai Zhou said with a reserved smile.

"...?"

Reporter: May I ask Mr. Scolari, if Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?

Scolari: Of course, save Quaresma first, because Ronaldo will tightly hug Quaresma’s thigh, and he will follow, although I think Quaresma may kick him again and again. Go on…

Quaresma said that he really only wants to play quietly, take the championship quietly, and quietly become the first person in the world football, but there are always a group of teasers around to prevent him from playing well. .

I am also helpless!

Lu Chuan, who was eating ramen, traveled through time!

The sky was full of yellow sand, the sun was shining brightly, and countless people in strange costumes rushed forward beside him.

Lu Chuan, wearing a casual summer outfit, stood abruptly in the crowd with a bowl of ramen.

After a moment, he saw the long-haired figure with red armor on the top of the stone pillar in the distance, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone:

"I traveled through time to the Ninja World War, and Madara is on my face. What should I do? Waiting online, urgent."

"Go up and pinch his neck and make him dance."

After a moment of silence, Lu Chuan threw the phone to the ground fiercely.

What?! I've been reincarnated as Frieza?! Frieza reproduces asexually! Since pushing girls won't work, let's conquer the universe! Hey, you talking sick cat, get out of my way! Haha! And I even have a sissy by my side...

"The first film won the Silver Bear, and then it was unstoppable, winning the Grand Slam at the three major European cinemas and even an Oscar."

"Do you think he's just an artistic director? Only interested in awards? You're totally wrong."

"He alone holds five of the top ten domestic box office charts, and the box office is killing it in Hollywood."

"For ordinary audiences, he is an immortal legendary director."

"But for his fellow directors, he's a nightmare."

"If we have Yu, why do we have Liang? Who made him the director?"

[Now the protagonist has Sun God Wing Dragon, Cyber ​​Dragon, Black Magician and many underworld card decks, and the elves have Silence, Pearl Tears, and Flowers]

In the world where duels are supreme, everyone's understanding of duels is that they are exciting and fierce, and both sides are very happy in the end without any regrets.

Until You Chen appeared.

I finally understood that Yu-Gi-Oh is a game for one person and a person's happiness.

"Mr. You Chen, Yu-Gi-Oh is a game for two people, so I think your deck that corrupts social atmosphere should be eliminated." Reporter.

You Chen also published a paper on this issue that was published in the World Duel Magazine.

"Experts say that the Hell deck can effectively cure patients with depression."

"And the Hell deck has caused the sale of Sun Tzu's Art of War! And Dragon Country duelists are obviously more advantageous than duelists from other countries. Isn't this a manifestation of our country's advantages?"

"After playing the Hell deck, they became more cheerful, their legs were no longer sore, and they loved to study more."

"Excuse me, what's wrong with it?"

Reporter: "Which...which expert said that?"

You Chen: "Me!"

This is not just a player article! This is a player + boss article! Matteo Lucarelli was hit in the face by a ball. The one who kicked him was none other than the football superstar Messi. And he was surprised to find that after being hit by the ball, there were some more things in his mind. As the son of the owner of Parma, how can he help his father build a strong Parma?

What exactly is reincarnation? There seems to be no definite answer. Some people say reincarnation is a circle, while others say reincarnation is the way of heaven.

I only know that you are my reincarnation.

Even if I have to overturn the world and reverse reincarnation, I will find you back!