[Socially insecure time travel + slice-of-life + lighthearted + no conspiracy theories + satire + no system + gender swap]

Time travel is a popular theme, but it's become so common that it's become commonplace, so I won't go into detail.

What?! I died in the women's restroom right at the start, and I was even wearing a female ninja cosplay outfit? My health bar was completely wiped out, no need for any resuscitation?

What? After being reborn, instead of becoming a powerful boss, she became a lowly little girl in the Naruto village who couldn't even gather enough chakra?

The son of the Hokage becomes the Hokage, the descendants of ninjas continue to be ninjas, and the sister of a tool becomes a cosplayer. So, as a former office worker who died at a social gathering... am I destined to start from scratch and become a nobody?

Good, good, good. Others who transmigrate get Sharingan, tailed beasts, or at the very least, the inheritance of a sage.

And me? I only inherited a head full of modern common sense, and a female ninja cosplay outfit that I haven't given away yet.

There were no system reminders, no old man whispering, and no one told me, "You are the chosen one."

but--

Naruto was able to turn the tables with his Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, so why can't I turn the tables by staying up all night to practice the Substitution Technique?

Sasuke has Uchiha blood, and I also have the "dead man buff" from dying once!

After all, what is there for a man who once died wearing a skirt amidst a pile of high heels to fear from the prejudices of the ninja world?

So, Chiba silently opened her ninja academy textbook and wrote a note on the chapter on "Chakra Control":

"I understand the theory, but I rely on hard work in practice. I'm starting a new chapter in my life, never giving up."

—There are no cheat codes in this world, but I have a life, a life that has died once and is no longer afraid of starting over.

(This book is very interesting. If you like cool and fast-paced stories, you can skip it. If you don’t like it, please don’t criticize it. After reading it, please leave more comments.)

Traveling to the Jiuxu Realm where spiritual energy is exhausted and demonic aura is everywhere, Su Qinghe, who has pseudo-spiritual roots but cannot cultivate immortality, accidentally awakens the "Spiritual Plant Gou Dao System".

While others cultivate immortality and seek to ascend to heaven, he only wants to cultivate his one-third acre of land in Qingqiu Valley - the system grants him space for spiritual plants, and the flow of time is accelerated tenfold; he uses a spiritual hoe to identify the soil, and exchanges his spiritual value for rare and precious herbs.

While others were fighting tooth and nail for the Foundation-Building Pill, he cultivated the Spirit-Returning Rice and the Demon-Eroding Vine in his spiritual fields, and used spiritual plant formations to lay a net to trap the pursuing demon cultivators and turn them into "fertilizer"; when the righteous sects were fighting for resources and corpses were everywhere, he used spiritual plants as a medium to secretly establish the "Gou Dao Alliance", planted a large defensive formation, and quietly grew into a giant.

From a loser in Baicao Village to the Taoist master of Wanzhi, Su Qinghe has always adhered to the core rule: keep a low profile in farming, and you will die if you are exposed!

In this Dharma-Ending Age, he uses spiritual plants as swords and the Dao of Gou as shield, planting spiritual veins in the barren land to revive them, and blazing an unprecedented path to longevity and farming in desperate situations!

The laws of nature in the Nine Ruins Realm? They were nothing more than a wisp of spiritual energy in his spiritual field!

While the world of Diamond no Ace is the primary setting, the author has incorporated character designs and plots from several manga and anime, including "Ace of Diamond no Ace," "Amnesiac Pitcher," and "The Merits and Sins of Diamond no Ou." The author's limited baseball knowledge comes from these manga, and the content is largely personal, so please bear with me if there are any flaws.

What changes will it bring to Seidou when the best pitcher of the generation joins the team? Can the regrets of the third grade be made up?

The author is not good at writing introductions. If you are interested, please read the main text.

[There are only four heroines, the others are all losers!!!]

[Daily Life] + [Slightly Yandere] + [No System] + [Funny] + [Nonsense] + [Pleasant Character] + [Slow-burning Plot]

After Lin Lu traveled through time, he accidentally became the lowest-level civil servant among the gods - the God of Land.

Already tired of the chaos between immortals and mortals, he deliberately concealed his strength, wanting only to live a miserable life and wait for death.

But when he looked down, he realized that his iron rice bowl was actually filled with gigolo money?!

Nine-tailed Fox: You have to eat this free meal even if you don’t want to!!

Boss Ji Linglong: As long as you obey me, I guarantee you will enjoy endless wealth and glory!

Evil Beast Qilin: Come here and lie down, okay! It’s my turn to play next!

Bush, through the door. I just want to be a quiet, handsome guy. What are you all doing here? Are you trying to beat the royalists? Help! I'm surrounded by them!

What?! Skills don't require personal training, just cultivation points, and you can reach max level in no time? That's not all! With fusion points, you can even fuse skills, turning basic skills into god-level ones?! Yi Shuihan silently wiped away non-existent drool. "Coach, I want to play basketball! Oh, no, system, I need cultivation points, or fusion points if that doesn't work!"

In the dark night, in the cold wind. Gin stood by the river, his golden hair flying in the wind. He bit his cigarette holder and stared at his car that was completely stolen. ——I was robbed! On the other side, Huiyuan Ai opened the gift given to her by her sister's friend. A familiar pistol, a box of suitable bullets, 780 US dollars, 6500 yen. ???

Accompanying all sorts of crises and despair was humanity's first true superhero. Inspired by him, a multitude of superheroes emerged. However, after five years of continuous fighting, he vanished from sight. [Looking at the sky out of boredom]

Naruto, the legendary Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki. Who is that? Is it important?

Sasuke, the strange genius of Uchiha. Who is that?

Yu Ling...hehe, don't you know him? Look out, this is the lucky little doll who saves the world. He was abandoned by his original family but led the family to prosperity and reorganized the rules of the ninja world...

This is Yu Ling!

Ao Ying traveled to the world of chess souls and became an international student. With two wins and sixteen losses in the opening game, he was forced to disqualify and activate the Alpha GO system. The gears of fate open...... Ryo Taya: Arrogant guy, we're going to fight two against one, and you're one. Fujiwara Sayu: An eagle in his hand, unfathomable. Shinto Hikatsu: Both the eagle is born, and he is the light. Taya Yukihiro: His arithmetic is far-reaching, and I only read the surface. Gao Yongxia: Can Ao Ying let me have two sons? No, it's the third son! Many chess players: I admit defeat. Chess fan: Lord Ao Ying, please let us offer our knees!

The magical barrier shattered under the spell of the cursed spirits! Dumbledore pointed his wand at the white-haired man emerging from the crack: "Are you friend or foe?" Gojo Satoru removed his eyepatch: "Here to rescue people—and incidentally, to have a cross-world brawl."