【Rules of Weirdness + Live Broadcast + National Destiny + No Female Lead】

One year has passed since the mysterious arrival of the Blue Star.

In an accident, the last chosen one of the Dragon Kingdom died in a strange story, and the country was on the verge of being destroyed.

The newly chosen one, Su Yuan, is still an ordinary poor college student.

At the same time, the difficulty of the ghost story has been increased to three stars.

Just when all the people of Long Country were ready to die.

In the ghost story, Su Yuan was a little confused looking at this familiar scene.

Isn't this SpongeBob?

Is he showing off to an acquaintance? Isn't this a trick?

He doesn't understand weird stories or reasoning, but when it comes to talking about childhood memories, he won't be sleepy anymore.

Play as a character? Play through levels and interact?

Simple!

Start by playing as Squidward, kicking Patrick, beating up SpongeBob, and scolding Mr. Krabs.

While other chosen ones were still struggling to survive, he had turned the ghost story game into a resort.

He cleared all the dungeons perfectly, led the Dragon Nation to become the strongest country on Blue Star, and joined other countries in fighting against the ghost stories.

Looking at the strangeness, Su Yuan clapped his hands.

We are all brothers.

[Copy 1: SpongeBob SquarePants]

[Copy 2: Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf]

[Copy 3…]

"Something seems off about my childhood memories."

[A Song of Ice and Fire + - A Game of Thrones] They all said, "The Mad King is frivolous, unfit to rule the Seven Kingdoms." They also liked to ask secretly, "Do you support Prince Rhaegar sitting on the Iron Throne?" Titus smiled and replied, "He has so many supporters, he doesn't need me." Turning around, he said to Robert, "You have many fathers and many brothers. You must vote. Then we will see who is strong enough." When Robert rebelled, those people became anxious: "If you keep fighting, there will be war. The war will only get bigger and bigger, and we can't help you." Titus responded disdainfully, "No help, absolutely no help... We will create a new Baratheon Dynasty ourselves!"

[White Lotus-Turned-Yandere Female Lead × Foolish Beauty Who Just Wants to Be a Freeloader]

Su Tang’s punishment for staying up all night reading a novel was transmigrating into it—as a cannon fodder supporting character in an apocalypse story. In the original plot, she only lived for a few chapters before the female lead took revenge on her and smashed her head open with a brick.

Su Tang: …Please, anything but this!

To survive, she had no choice but to kick aside the original novel’s hypocritical, self-righteous male lead and take his place.

Sorry, you scummy man—she’s got weak teeth too and can’t chew on tough meat.

What she didn’t realize was that the person she provoked… was actually a lunatic!

Bai Yanxing held her in his arms, closed his eyes, and murmured beside her ear:

“Su Tang, don’t leave me…”

“If you run away again—whether it’s a hundred times or a thousand—I’ll always drag you back.”

Wei Yunshu constantly toiled for the Cloud Sect.

Yet, those hypocritical individuals called her the Cloud Sovereign in public, fearing and respecting her, but behind her back, they believed her origins were lowly and that she was unfit to rule.

Some wanted to seize her sovereign position, others to strip her immortal bones, and even her Dao Companion, whom she cherished, valued, loved, and respected, wanted her dead.

This was a marriage she had stubbornly insisted upon in the past, and even the heavens were unwilling to grant her fulfilment.

What was owed, would eventually be repaid.

…

That year, Luo Lingfeng walked out of the Luoshui Divine Palace and became the Cloud Sovereign’s consort.

For her, this was not glory, but endless humiliation.

Her original fiancé tore up their engagement because of this, and her usually gentle father turned ruthless.

In this transaction, no one asked for her opinion.

Later, the Luoshui Palace crumbled.

Then she successfully replaced Wei Yunshu, becoming the true leader of the Cloud Sect.

Finally, she watched Wei Yunshu leap into the Abyssal Vortex, her soul scattered.

She thought she would be overjoyed at having avenged her great hatred, but unexpectedly, her heart turned to ashes.

Wei Yunshu told her not to hate, but if she didn’t hate, where would she find meaning in her existence?

…

Three years after her soul clung to vegetation.

Wei Yunshu walked out of the Abyssal Vortex.

From then on, there was no Cloud Sovereign in the world, only a carefree wanderer named Bo Fengliu, riding a donkey and holding a whisk, traveling across the lands.

I was an NPC Passerby, and the system told me that my mission was very simple—

1. Become friends with the male protagonist.

2. Block a fatal blow for the male protagonist at critical juncture.

3. Die in the male protagonist’s arms, beautifully reciting pre-written lines, allowing him to gain power-ups amidst his grief and anger, thus enabling him to defeat stronger foes than himself.

The system said that my death would present a tear-jerking scene, after which I could retire.

I nodded, indicating that I fully understood everything.

Then I discovered that the greatest challenge of this quest wasn’t “becoming friends with the male lead” but rather “dying.”

Who could tell me why the speed at which the male protagonist unlocked his abilities was faster than the speed at which I recited my dying words?!

I hadn’t even fallen to the ground yet, and the earth-shattering boss had already been beaten to death by the rampaging male lead!

All I could do was hunker down and wait for my next opportunity to sacrifice myself, but…

Ahh, how did it come to this?! The male protagonist’s power-ups were far quicker than my own dying pace—there really weren’t any chances left for me!

“I absolutely will not allow anyone else to have the chance to harm you… absolutely.”

…Thank you, but seriously, there really isn’t any need to go so far for a mere “friend!” Why does saying this make the male protagonist look even more displeased?!

[Why don’t you check the tags?]

I looked—

And found that after the original “Youngster’s Passion,” another tag appeared: “Feast on Dog Food.”

I stared at it blankly.

What did that mean? How was I supposed to understand this?!

Speaking of, the latest round of “Character Popularity Voting” had unexpectedly landed on the same name as mine…

Wait, does that sound like me?!

Ah?

I really am just a passerby!

Aloof and Naive Female Lead X Outgoing Hidden Schemer Male Lead

[Reading Notes:]

1. Urban Monster Setting, Transmigrating into a Comic. There will be some forum content, but not the main focus.

2. The system’s role is quite significant, and its comedic function is somewhat like that of a roast master.

3. Ability Possession, with a hint of supernatural elements, but should not be considered horror.

4. Pay little attention to the comments section; if you need to contact me about something important, please look at the column.

5. Not quick-transmigration, not quick-transmigration, really not quick-transmigration! I tagged it as transmigration, so don’t get mixed up, T_T

6. All city names used within this work are fictional, including Fuhai City and Qionghai City derived from the manga. Do not associate them with reality.

Traveling through the world of universal job transfer and obtaining the [Can Opening System of All Worlds], Xu Chen embarked on a journey of no return in selling cans.

Rich second generation: "I can't accept the change of job to a living profession!"

Xu Chen: "Open a jar."

Aloof school beauty: "I want to protect everyone around me."

Xu Chen: "Open a jar."

Sword Master: "I pursue the pinnacle of swordsmanship."

Xu Chen: "Open a jar."

"There's a jar with everything in it, so it's normal for one to be empty occasionally."

Xu Chen walked further and further on the road of selling jars, and when he looked back, he found that he was already standing on the top of the world.

Futaba Teiming, a mere ordinary book, was forced to shoulder the heavy responsibility of upholding the cultural heritage and saving the world. Meanwhile, this literary giant, transformed into a psychic, found himself in a patchwork world dominated by blood and fire. The literary world was barren, the flowers of literature withered, and even a single seedling could not be pulled out of the vast fields. Looking at his overflowing bookshelves of classics from otherworldly worlds, Futaba Teiming rolled up his sleeves and struck out on his own, exploring the corners of various houses. Here, he picked up a retired Tounosuke, there, a newly minted gravity user, and even loosened the soil for an amnesiac French beauty stranded in Yokohama, ready to dig into his own vegetable garden. Here, he brainwashed the most powerful Rokugan about the benefits of a job change, while there, he recommended Human Observation to the world's number one detective. Mr. Akagi, if you're passing by, please stay. I see you have extraordinary talent. Please be sure to take advantage of my hundred tips on writing and controlling your emotions. Hey, friends, have you read "Rashomon"? Have you heard of "No Longer Human"? My house is large and full of books; I guarantee everyone will agree. If supernatural powers can't save the world, then join me in literature. ...And then—that was the golden age of literature, a time of radiant splendor, a time of yearning and yearning for countless generations to come. It was a literary world teeming with genius, a world brimming with stars, where ideas collided through writers' pens, illuminating the eternal night. It was a desolate, dry, and shattered world, ultimately saved by literature. Notes: 1. Saving is difficult, no knife, no glass, no pain, just a sweet treat. 2. Please do not mention other articles below this one, and please do not mention my articles below other articles. Thank you for your cooperation. 3. Updates will be made before 9 PM every night. If something comes up, I will ask for leave in the comments section or with a leave request.

The most detailed analysis of the Douluo fanfiction! Complete the childhood regrets, the complete Douluo series, don't read Doupo Zhutian, the most exciting, don't regret it! 】

Why is life so tiring? I must take it easy in my next life!

Wang Chen is a hard worker. He studied hard to get into a key university within three hours of sleep every day, and he also wanted to date the campus beauty. However, he ended up breaking up and was hit by a car, and came to Douluo Continent.

But Douluo Continent is a world that seems relaxed on the surface, but is actually strictly hierarchical and the civilians are extremely miserable.

Wang Chen had to try every possible way to protect himself, but Douluo respects the martial soul, and he could not learn Tang San's martial arts.

Fortunately, at the critical moment, the lying down system was activated. If you lie down and write a diary every day, you will be rewarded, with a guaranteed minimum of 1 billion gold coins!

The magic of sleeping in a big dream: understanding*10000!

Comprehension of Thunder Breathing Method: Thunder God’s Bright Flash!

Comprehension of the sword intent: Slash through the air with one word!

…

But Wang Chen didn't expect that the contents of the diary were seen by the female protagonists of Douluo in real time, so that they all stopped following the original plot and had their own thoughts about Wang Chen with ambiguous looks.

And Tang San: My underwear has been exposed!

This book is also known as "A Person Writes a Diary in Douluo: Tang San Becomes Notorious and Deserted by Everyone!"

As the Queen of Succubi, I appeal to the entire demon world for help: To corrupt a 17-year-old boy, I have transformed into the Otherworld Welfare System, attached myself to him, and begun my seduction! Dear host, you possess the ability to transmit your innermost desires to beautiful girls. Please have Yotsuya Miko... "Ripple!" "These are ripples that convey my will and enlightenment! The hymn of humanity is the hymn of courage!" Beep! You have awakened your seductive nature, making Goto Ichiri yours... "Do you believe in gravity?" "Human encounters are meaningful. If you want peace of mind, follow me." Beep, you can now stop time. The limit is five seconds. If you want more time, I command you to... Shinomiya Kaguya... "Enough! Five seconds is enough to dominate the entire world!" "And then I'll kill you, you bastard, in less than a second!"? Gazing at the invincible figure approaching, his fist piercing the sky, and behind him, the determined faces of the heroines who have overcome their fate, completed the trials, and grown. There were even many Taiman Ninjas, Magical Girls and the beautiful superpowered girl Succubus Queen whose lower abdomen trembled with phantom pain. Can reconciliation be achieved?