In the late Northern Song Dynasty, on the eve of the Jingkang Incident, Chen Shao, a time traveler, had a clear goal.
To prevent the Great Song from being destroyed by the Jin,
he decided to take over first!
Without the Great Song, how could you destroy it?
As the Jurchens marched south, a hundred thousand Western troops lined up in the courtyard, their swords drawn, declaring:
"These armies are leaderless. We wish to establish Chen Shao as the Emperor."
"I once witnessed Gojo Satoru being sealed in Shibuya."
"I also drank with Zhou Mingrui above the gray fog."
"I have witnessed the determination of Pavel Korchagin, and I have been comrades with him, and I have also witnessed the atrocities of the Prosen."
"In the Infinite City, I will arrange the tragic ending; under the misalignment of the sun and the moon, I will determine the order of the timeline."
When the illusions of the deep sea fade away, I finally understand the true meaning of life:
"You and I are both penguins. Do you want to top up some Q coins?"
Yang Han's father entrusted the two brothers to the servant He Xianzhi's family and left behind terrifying cultivation resources.
Unexpectedly, He Xianzhi's family turned the tables, took advantage of the two brothers because they had no one to back them up, and seized all their belongings.
In the He family for more than two hundred years, Yang Han went through hardships and practiced successfully, but his meridians were broken and he became a disabled person.
His elder brother was also framed by the He family and disappeared.
Just when his life seemed hopeless, unexpectedly God opened his eyes and let Yang Han obtain a strange bronze mirror.
Anything that is captured on the bronze mirror can be reproduced.
All of a sudden, thousands of Yang Hans appeared.
As the phoenix flew through the sky, an identical phoenix soon flapped its wings and took off.
When the sound of the dragon's roar resounded through heaven and earth, soon an identical dragon's roar was heard in the world.
When the arrogant He Xianzhi found that Yang Han was no match for him, he immediately knelt down in front of Yang Han and cried and confessed. Unfortunately, it was too late to get Yang Han's forgiveness.
Flame Ability VS God-like Physique
When faced with such an option, most people would choose the latter.
After all, the physique of a god among mortals includes superhuman abilities such as a body of steel, super strength, super flight, super speed, and laser eyes.
When faced with this choice, Zhao Zheng, who had been transported to a bizarre world, did not hesitate to choose "2".
Unexpectedly, this move has caused shock and confusion among countless people.
"He chose the 'most useless' physique instead of fire-based abilities? Is he an idiot?"
"Hilarious! The so-called god among men is nothing but a piece of trash with no substance, and yet people actually fall for it?"
"In terms of stupidity, I would call him the greatest in history!"
The world has long lost its sunlight, and terrifying, bizarre monsters roam everywhere, making it a place fraught with danger.
The most powerful superhuman physique is considered a useless talent by the world because of the lack of sunlight??
After understanding this, Zhao Zheng immediately smiled.
No sunshine? You can rub it by hand!
"Also, don't laugh yet, I don't eat beef!"
P.S.: Purely original urban setting, no reading difficulties whatsoever!
(Genius cultivator, decisive in killing, lighthearted, system, pretending to be weak to deceive others, master of crushing noobs, master of frying fish, multiple women)
Although Qi Yuan did not awaken any cheat codes after traversing the world of immortals and heroes, he still had a smooth journey. He reached the Foundation Establishment stage in one year and the Core Formation stage in three years. With his unparalleled talent, he caused a sensation in the Tai Xuan Holy Land and became the Holy Land's Daoist at a young age, enjoying a prestigious position and unparalleled fame.
Until one day, a bizarre system appeared:
[Please defeat Xu Biao, the leader of the Black Tiger Gang (Cultivation: Qi Refining Level 3), within three days (Mission Difficulty: Four Stars)]
Looking at the first task issued by the "Trash's Rise to Power" system, Qi Yuan, who had just become a Daoist Child of the Holy Land and was at the peak of the Golden Core stage, was somewhat bewildered:
"System, have you got the wrong person? I'm a dignified Golden Core cultivator, and you want me to bully a mere Qi Refining cultivator?"
"The host's identity has been verified as accurate."
"But this mission is way too easy. Even one of my underlings could blow the target to smithereens..."
"The task details have been verified to be accurate."
"Okay, I'll give it a try."
From then on, the cultivation world gained a monstrous Daoist who disregarded all moral principles.
......
The Holy Land's leader declared: "I hereby solemnly declare that the troublemaker and my Daozi share the same name, but are absolutely not the same person. If anyone continues to spread rumors, our Tai Xuan Holy Land will definitely pursue the matter to the end."
The victim said, "No, why did you steal my Daoist partner? Don't you have one yourself?"
The Demonic Sect Ancestor: "You've already ascended to immortality, yet you still come down here specifically to deal with an old man like me who's only at the Great Ascension Realm. Is that alright? That's not right!"
This book solemnly promises that you can criticize the author, but please don't criticize me after you've criticized the author!
The protagonist is a transmigrator with a relatively open mind. He suffered some torment, which led him to become a heretical cultivator.
Although his style of doing things was somewhat extreme, at least he cleaned things up thoroughly, leaving no future troubles.
[Beast Taming Transformation + Race Sequence + Forced Contract]
On the blue planet, monsters roam freely.
Su Chen has been in the world of Earth for two and a half years. Just a second before the college entrance examination, he finally awakens his own cheat system – the achievement system.
You can earn various rewards by achieving certain accomplishments.
And his first reward was...
[Forced Contract: The host can forcibly form a contract with any monster they come into contact with; the monster cannot refuse!]
Not only can it forcibly contract wild monsters, but it can even forcibly contract other people's contracted monsters!
The National College Entrance Examination (Gaokao) has begun!
Who would have thought that the school beauty of Yecheng No. 1 High School was actually a demon beast, and a nine-tailed fox demon beast, the seventh in the race sequence!
Su Chen looked at the Forced Contract skill in his hand, and a bold idea immediately popped into his mind.
Such a charming nine-tailed fox, shouldn't we force her into a contract and bring her home?
······
As Su Chen's level increased, he encountered more and more transformed monsters, and the situation became increasingly strange.
Azure Phoenix Songstress, Vampire Queen, Snow Maiden Lolita...
All the others could say was, "We told you to tame beasts, not goddesses!"
Transmigrating into my own novel? Even as a villain, knowing the plot would make me invincible, right? Turns out, the world I transmigrated into is actually a composite novel world, and I'm destined to be a minor villain in the early stages! No worries~ I get rewards every time I steal an opportunity from a protagonist! Who says novel villains have no future? A medical saint descends the mountain? The Dragon King returns? ...With me here, don't even think about stirring up trouble!
In his first month back in the modern world, Lin Muran picked up a girl at a comic convention—one who claimed to be a dragon.
“Life is but a dream, and humans are like specks of dust. Why do mortals always stare at half-naked women in paintings? How pitiful...”
“Put down that dakimakura first, then we’ll talk.”
In his second month, he ran into a girl at his doorstep, her smile clearly forced, held in place by her own fingers.
“Master said... if I register as a monster girl here, I can eat for free. Is that true?” the girl named Di Hou asked while maintaining her painfully fake grin.
“First of all, we already have one freeloader at home.”
By the third month, the door was knocked on yet again—this time, by a seemingly elegant older girl who claimed to be his number one anti-fan.
"Papa Lin, how about we collaborate on a Birdkin’s Tale? Guaranteed hit!"
"Honestly, I preferred it when you and your troll army were just roasting me in the comments."
Many years later, Qingyu, who has become a battle legend, a master champion, and the only big anchor on Poké TV, faced an interview with a reporter with a serious face:
"Some people always say that the current hellish battle environment is all my fault."
"Then let me ask you, what is Daigo's scattering of argot and flying armored birds? Did I also teach Dantei's Gigantamax Charizard?"
"Answer me! Looking my eyes!"
The next day.
"The current hellish battle environment is all my fault."
"Daigo's scattering of argot and flying armored birds, Dantei's Gigantamax Charizard were also taught by me."
Excerpted from Qingyu's original words.
——"Qishu Qishu Channel"