As the patriarch of a sect, he should be majestic and powerful, with a name that shakes the world. However, Tianqi Sect's Grand Elder Li Yuan is known throughout the world for his incompetence.
When he was in the Qi Refining Stage, he almost had his throat pierced by a mortal martial arts swordsman.
In the late stage of Qi Refining, he was defeated in three moves by his junior brother who was ten years younger than him and joined the sect later, making a fool of himself.
After much luck, he became a true cultivator at the foundation-building stage, but was severely injured by a Qi-refining junior who was holding a real treasure, and yet he managed to escape unscathed.
When he was in the Jindan stage, the sect was in danger and was attacked by a hostile sect at the mountain gate. Li Yuan was directly suppressed by the latecomer Zhenren in front of tens of thousands of immortal cultivators.
…
Until thousands of years later, when the sect was facing the danger of extinction, the incompetent ancestor who was enshrined on the spirit tablet suddenly came back to life, and while chatting and laughing, he waved his hand and released countless puppet armies, defeating all the cultivators.
From then on, the ancestor’s incompetence became the ancestor’s omnipotence!
Yun Zheng opened a door, and there was no turning back. That's life; once the arrow is released, there's no going back. Trying to turn back is futile. This is a novel about the way of a teacher, about survival wisdom, human warmth, brotherhood, and the virtues of gentleness and humility. It contains the most beautiful love and the deepest brotherhood… Perhaps I want to slowly unfold the "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" scroll, giving you a different Song Dynasty, a different view of human life…
The second part of the old vest
A newly opened antique dad shop in Yokohama.
You can always hear the old man crying out in pain.
One day, the kind-hearted Nakajima Atsushi passed by here and heard the sound of "Aiya" inside.
Is it okay for an old man to live alone? After entering, I found out that the old man has a black-haired, well-behaved, and good-tempered "grandson" to accompany him.
"Kaneki! Go make me some tea!"
"yes!"
[Vest: Jackie Chan Adventures Dad, Tokyo Ghoul Kaneki Ken.]
At the distillery, a new brewer codenamed Death Afternoon specifically requested that three bottles of whiskey be served to her.
Beautiful fingers with black nail polish pointed at Scotch: "I want you!"
Zhu Fu Jingguang:?
What do you want from me?
"Fall in love with me, Scotland!"
Zhu Fu Jingguang: ...
The other two bottles of whiskey were so hard to hold back laughter that they caused internal injuries.
[Vest: Death Note Misa Amane.]
In addition, there is the new physical education teacher at Teitan Elementary School, the ruthless and heartless new colleague in the Special Ability Department, and the cat brought back by Edogawa Ranpo from the detective agency.
[Avatars: Gintama Yato Kamui, The Seven Deadly Sins Gowther, Hunter x Hunter Neferpitou.]
Conan Edogawa: "The new teacher... feels more dangerous than the Black Organization."
I always feel like this guy will jump up and kill people at any time.
Ango Sakaguchi was silent: The new guy is so useful that I have nothing to do now.
Keep going undercover, it seems to be some code name winery
Yu Xizhi transmigrated into a novel, becoming the second senior sister of a sect with a negligible presence. According to the plot, the original owner would become twisted and completely corrupted due to jealousy of the female lead's junior sister's overwhelming favor. She would become a stepping stone for the junior sister's path to enlightenment, ultimately being killed by a single sword strike, leaving her soul and spirit intact. To survive, Yu Xizhi practiced swordsmanship all night, desperately leveling up. In the end, she discovered a surge of spiritual power within her that could instantly propel her to the Grandmaster realm. Looking at her fellow disciples still struggling to establish their foundations, and even the sect leader who hadn't yet reached the Cave Profound stage, she suddenly realized the story might not be what she expected—this was clearly a max-level expert returning to the beginner's village! So what kind of high-risk profession is being the second senior sister?! Even someone this powerful could be pierced through the heart by the junior sister's sword?! ...
I woke up in an unknown forest, and there was a beautiful girl who was unconscious beside me. What should I do? I'm waiting online, very urgent! It wasn't
until a blonde BBA jumped on my face that I realized where I was?
A paradise for beautiful girls? (×)
Fantasy Village Paradise Plan (√)
Wait? Why do they want to attack me? ! !
! ...
I accidentally discovered that I can travel through the world!
Oh, the second dimension, here I come!
'The first elf was actually me? '
'The witch who destroyed the world was vulnerable? '
'The nurse of the flying flower fairy? '
'The fourth of the three problem children? '
Everything, please pay attention to' Wenwen News, exclusive report. '
"Paparazzi Wen, stop right there, don't let me catch you, you will suffer the consequences."
Su Bai lowered his head and saw the shadow on the ground, and slowly turned his head.
"Well, listen to me, there is actually a reason for this... Believe me, believe me!"
[Daily Life] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Make Up for Regrets] + [Love] + [Haunted by Evil Spirits]
Talos, a lost boy from a distant alien world, accidentally landed in this strange world full of magic, monsters and cruel fate.
What's more special is that he hides within him a super dangerous species (complex personality) named Tyrande who devours many souls and memories. Maybe he can bring you some fun?
In this cruel world, he just wanted to keep a low profile and survive, but he couldn't help but lend a helping hand to girls in trouble:
He saved the poor girl Elsa Gransild, who was starving and cold and had to rely on stealing to survive, and melted her tongue with warmth as she licked her wounds.
He entered the world of Emilia, a silver-haired half-elf feared by the world, and became the light in her lonely journey with understanding and protection.
He saw the inferiority and tenacity of Rem, the ghost maid hidden under perfect disguise, and became her most solid support with trust and affirmation.
There are many more. They may be candidates for the King's Election who bear a fate, or they may be the previous generation of Sword Masters who failed in the subjugation of the White Whale...
In the face of an inescapable fate, Talos changes his own and their future with his untimely tenderness and tenacity.
This is a story about protection, redemption, and weaving daily life in another world together with the people who matter most to you.
Emilia: Talos, your cooking skills are really good! I like it a little bit, what should I do (〃'▽'〃)
Elsa: (▼へ▼メ)
Rem: I ran away first (¬_¬)
Zhao Xiaoxiu thought she was unlucky enough after being transported to a doomsday world with global mutations.
Unexpectedly, when I woke up, my unreliable father turned into a monster covered with tentacles.
The monster treated her as its own cub and wanted to chop off its tentacles and feed them to her every day.
There was only one thought in his mind: This cub is so weak, so small, so pitiful! Feed her! Feed her!
Three-year-old human cub Zhao Xiaoxiu: "..."
Smart people never cause trouble for themselves, monsters are also dads!
From then on, Zhao Xiaoxiu started her daily routine of eating with the help of her monster dad.
While others were struggling to survive, she and her monster father were planting melons and beans in their own territory and eating until their bellies were full.
While others were fighting for their lives with mutated animals and plants, she and her monster father were on the farm they had cultivated, playing with monkeys and catching chickens, living a leisurely life like on vacation.
What kind of mutant man-eating monster is this? The three-year-old boy raised his fist and beat the cub violently!
Then, a chaotic neutral safe zone (heavy fog/agricultural and sideline products store) appeared inexplicably.
(This is a daily farming story about an ordinary human cub and his father, a big boss of the K-type, who works hard to live a good life in the wasteland world. The heroine has no CP)
Completed fat books: "After becoming a stepmother, I transformed my family into busy farming", "Don't panic when fleeing famine, the big boss in the family is busy farming", "Return to the 90s to start a business", etc.
The Second Legion, which was hidden by the Emperor, came to the universe called Super Seminary with the help of the Emperor. In the vast universe, they drove battleships and used macro cannons to bring the Emperor's mercy.
In the future, due to abnormal solar activity, the glaciers melt, and the world is completely covered by the ocean. Humanity has experienced countless disasters, but civilization continues on a giant ship. Qi Lin, who traveled here, spent three years there, but he has forgotten everything. He discovered that he designed and built those giant ships, and he also had a hand in the satellites in the sky. He is unexpectedly the world's number one genius. He is admired by half the world, but also hunted by half. At the same time, the calm sea surface also hides danger and murderous intent. Who am I? Who are you? Huh? I am their idol? I built this giant ship? So, why do we keep floating on the sea? Wait, you said this
Feeling confused? Just do it! Fang Tianbai wakes up to find himself a "tragedy specialist" in Jin Yong's martial arts world—he's Di Yun from *A Deadly Secret*, who shatters the bond between master and disciple with three punches, kills the Blood Saber Ancestor with a single slash, and kills Hua Tiegan before he can even betray him… He's also Lin Pingzhi from *The Smiling, Proud Wanderer*, who crushes the *Evil-Repelling Sword Manual* with a single palm strike, saves Liu Zhengfeng's entire family with his sword, and then nails Zuo Lengchan to the pillar of shame, establishing a new Five Mountains Sword Sect… He's also Ke Zhen'e from *The Legend of the Condor Heroes*, who uses his staff to subdue demons, defeating the Black Wind Duo; his unparalleled palm and fist techniques allow him to fight against the Eastern Heretic and Western Poison, bringing justice to the people… Each story is epic, each tragic figure heartbreaking. After transmigrating, Fang Tianbai defies fate! From *Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils* to *The Deer and the Cauldron*, from supporting characters to extras—those who need saving…