Lu Ming used to regard the Celestial Dragons as termites and scum. When he traveled to One Piece and became a Celestial Dragon, he found that being a Celestial Dragon was really nice. He could drink the best wine, play with the best women, and command the admirals to come and go at will. The only thing that made Lu Ming dissatisfied was that there were too many people sharing power with him. So Lu Ming sprayed his hair with hairspray and stood in the sky of the holy land of Mary Geoise: "This world only needs one Celestial Dragon!" PS: More women, more Celestial Dragons

He didn't follow the ship, but traveled to the world of One Piece in his physical body, and became younger. He woke up in the sweet artificial respiration of the beautiful girl Nami. In the process of stealing the pirates' treasure with Nami, he accidentally ate the devil fruit related to double cultivation, and gained a variety of abilities such as silicone body, fifth gear, vibration, electric shock, lubrication, transparency, energy absorption, double cultivation, etc. Although the ability is very evil, it is an ability that can make the girls in this world happy! The fruit ability allows Xinan to gain strength through double cultivation. Everyone wants to become the Pirate King, but Xinan only wants to be the Sea King.

[Silly + Lighthearted + Male to Female Transformation + Slice of Life + Socially Awkward + Awkward Moments + Blog-Inspiring]

A goddess lives inside my body.

She gave me a donation box.

Just toss in a coin, make a wish, clap your hands, and you'll get whatever you want... Bullshit!

Having transmigrated into the body of Tu Zi Ge's cousin, Uchiha Kaguya, she finally awakened the Goddess System.

The dog system casually tossed her a donation box and ran off with her money.

Moreover, this offering box is just as exploitative as that goddess system.

Take making a wish, for example.

You need lipstick to cheat.

To have Sharingan, you need colored contact lenses.

You need to wear a skirt for the Chunin Exams.

OMG~ You dog system, are you sure you're not messing with me?

What would a grown man like me need these things for?

A golden legend? A class-specific card?

It's easy to use, but it's also really a pain.

And you, Kakashi, why are you always sticking to me?

Go and start a shameless love triangle with Tu Zi and Lin!

Otherwise, what would be the point of all the trouble I went through to save you all?

Get out of the way! Don't get in my way while I'm enjoying my food!

Don't come any closer!

On the night of genocide, Uchiha Yi awakened a system that could only develop fire escape techniques!

Fire escape technique. Flame-Flame Fruit: Control flames and be able to transform the body into elements!

Fire escape technique. Void Flame: Devour blood and optimize yourself!

Fire escape technique. Amaterasu: Eternal black flame!

Fire escape technique. Ryujin Jakka: Everything in the universe is reduced to ashes!

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Wherever the leaves dance, the fire never dies.

When the Uchiha's fire illuminates the village, you will pay the price!

[No protagonist], [Skyline], [op/ed]

Suddenly, a sky screen appeared in the Naruto world, playing a series of inexplicable videos to the whole world.

However, the video contains some unknown secrets.

(Multiple women, division just released) Ye Xinnian once thought life was peaceful and idyllic: his wife was a dazzling lawyer, and he wrote novels and raised their child in a stable and happy life. It wasn't until Lu Yezhao appeared that he realized his wife might have fallen in love with another... woman? In the private room, Lu Yezhao held Gu Qinglan: "Besides staying home writing and cooking, what else can you do? Do you know how to satisfy Qinglan's ambition and body?" *Slap!* Ye Xinnian slapped her, making her face flush red! "None of your business." Lu Yezhao covered her face and sneered, leaning close to his ear: "Ye Xinnian, you're pathetic, do you know? Your wife actually loves women! She just likes being..." *Snap!* Ye Xinnian pinched her chin hard! Lu Yezhao raised his leg to kick—a leg trained in martial arts, caught by a single hand! He released his grip and slapped her face: "We'll play slowly later!" [Revenge] But Lu Yezhao never expected that Ye Xinnian was actually the only son of the Ye family! He actually made her fight for divorce from Gu Qinglan... Ye Xinnian grabbed her chin: "Two paths: be my dog, or be a beggar picking through trash?" She chose to endure! He tore apart her proud facade, crushed her dignity, and filled his ambition with power! She treated him like dirt? Now she bowed her head and offered her loyalty, the word "Master..." escaping her throat. She actually found it sweet! Gu Qinglan cried and begged for reconciliation? Lu Yezhao slapped her across the face! "Did you see that?" Lu Yezhao whispered in Ye Xinnian's ear, his voice trembling, "Let Gu Qinglan see... how the man she abandoned made me... bow down in submission!" Gu Qinglan finally broke down: her husband's revenge was to turn her "true love" into someone eager to submit to him... Main character: Ye Xinnian

Yu Shao got a strange system that allowed him to earn scum points based on his daily scum level, which he could then redeem for magical skills and items. This piqued Yu Shao's interest, as being a scum was a high-risk profession. To avoid being scum, he had to humiliate them.

King Cohen Corleone of Effiin, whose palace was attacked, got back his memories of his past life by chance and found that his experience was very similar to a game in his past life.

And his queen turned out to be the most beautiful woman on the continent and a powerful transcendent who would be deified in the flesh in the future - the ice and snow goddess Yadel Angrain!

What made him desperate was that this woman was most likely the real murderer behind the attack on the palace, the assassination of the king, the abolition of the royal family, and the planning of all this!

Her purpose was to concentrate the resources of Effiin and embark on the road to deification!

On the contrary, my queen is going to rebel!

Facing this "snake queen" who is ten years older than him, with extraordinary talent and stunning appearance.

Cohen calmed his mind. Everything has just begun, and nothing has happened yet. The memory of the game in his past life floated:

the noble lady of the Golden Wing family, who was rich on the continent, was about to face a life-and-death crisis! The divine treasure

of the Arcane Empire, which had been destroyed for a thousand years, is still buried deep underground!

The unparalleled Silver Dragon Countess is now just a down-and-out squire knight!

Arnold, the god of war, was still a low-class adventurer!

Cohen, who has recovered his past life memories, has foresight - save the Golden Winged Girl, dig up underground ruins, recruit god-level subordinates, organize an orc army, restore the royal family, regain power, and severely whip this "bad woman" who is destined to become a god!

【 Time Travel 】【 Ming Dynasty 】【 Chongzhen 】【 Funny 】【 Invincible 】

Traveled through

Obtain the "Many Children, More Blessings" system

Inside the Ming Dynasty

From then on - men tremble and women's legs become weak

The ministers shouted: Your Majesty, the Ming Dynasty can no longer afford to support itself!

"Stop talking nonsense, traitor! Even Zhu 2233 is crying from hunger!"

My journey is to endless anime! My ideal is to become a fighter among bulldozers! My goal is to have the most (untranslatable into human language) 2D harem! My code is that laws, morals, and species can no longer stop me! My boundaries are: freedom of will, evil is good, wings on board! PS: I basically solve everything with "bang bang bang" (roughly). PS2: Seriously remind you, the protagonist is basically not a good person~!