Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"
Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"
Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)
Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))
Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"
A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?
His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.
So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!
Fang Chuang arrived in this world and discovered that everyone coveted his beauty, especially his several senior sisters, who felt uncomfortable if they didn't visit him even for a day.
With no other choice, Fang Chuang compromised, sacrificing himself for the benefit of the senior sisters of the entire sect.
But the next day, Fang Chuang was upset because the system had arrived.
However, this system seemed a bit unsound, and something was targeting all the lower-class people!
The lower-class war god was born!
[Sweet romance + Transmigration into a novel + Yandere + Mutual teasing + Strategy + System + Double purity]
A pretentious beauty VS a "celibate" yandere domineering CEO
The head of the Time-Space Administration was cheated on by her partner. In a fit of frustration, she casually flipped through a sticky-sweet romance novel featuring a lovey-dovey male and female lead—and grew more annoyed. In a burst of anger, she sent an unlucky soul into the book to mess things up.
Chi Li is that unlucky soul. She transmigrated into the novel "The CEO's Exclusive White Moonlight".
The heroine is supposedly a delicate little white flower. Well then, let this stunning green tea* go head-to-head and see which smells better: tea or flowers.
Later, she took the flirting too far—and ruthlessly dumped the male lead.
After the male lead completely snapped, she was forced to curl up in the corner, night after night entangled in his arms, with a bell at her waist and chains on her legs.
She desperately tried to escape the dark aura behind her. Just as she made a move, her waist was grabbed. He wiped away her tears and licked his lips, speaking in a low, eerie voice:
"Finished crying?"
"Yan... Zheng-gege..."
"Then keep going."
Eventually, she got smart.
So what if she’s a canary in a gilded cage? As a green tea-flavored canary, she can’t win and can’t escape, so she might as well lie down and give up.
Husband kiss-kiss, husband hug-hug, husband is scary I’m scared…
Alternate title: Green Tea Canary: You Can Cage Me, I’m Done Trying!
Reading Guide:
The female lead enjoys playing coy and manipulative ("green tea behavior").
The male lead becomes fully yandere after his dark turn.
There’s a minor male/male subplot—not much, but avoid if that bothers you!
The main plot is spicy and super sweet—definitely worth reading.
Please don’t apply any of the plot to real life. The female lead is not a strong independent woman.
Yun Tao is an ordinary migrant worker. Because of his unattractive appearance and lack of money, he's still single in his thirties. Luckily, he acquires a high-tech futuristic product called the "Happiness System," thus beginning his blissful life with many women around him. Pure wish-fulfillment fantasy. ...............[Rural Otaku]
Dayu, a dynasty that has never existed in history.
The protagonist accidentally entered it and set off a magnificent era.
The court game showed intrigue and deception.
The iron cavalry, swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger.
Who will be the master of the world!
Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake.
His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail.
Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to reach his furry paws out to that cat.
At first he thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven.
Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun.
Reborn as a villain in a sect on a foreign continent, he seduces the sect master's wife during a ceremony. From then on, he's unstoppable... "Madam, you don't want the sect master's vast foundation to be destroyed, do you?" "Saint, you don't want to disappoint your father and mother, do you?" "Fairy, you don't want your brother to be bullied within the sect, do you?" Constantly exploring new maps, do you think Xu Xi is happy? No, to this, Xu Xi only wants to say: "My happiness is beyond your imagination!!!"
Also known as "Rebirth of America, Building LL Island"
August 9, 1973
Qin Xiao traveled to Beaver City, a famous city of harp.
Don’t invest in Bill Gates;
Don’t get to know Trump;
not to participate in the Cold War;
Don’t be the king of finance;
I only carry a film camera and become a style tycoon;
The Yamaguchi-gumi, the Seven Stars, the Maga faction, the Mafia, the Brotherhood, and the 17th Street Gang all bowed before me.
Meet all the Hollywood actresses and create your own LL Island!
Who said that the economy was sluggish and the situation was chaotic in the 1970s?
I said, this is the best era!
(Pure love harem, no waifu stock trading, no faction wars—an adult fairy tale should look like an adult fairy tale.)
Jiang Mu transmigrated—
Right into the romance game save file he had just finished modifying.
Naturally, he’s overflowing with gratitude…
Toward his past self.
—"You damn idiot! Why didn't you slap on the All-Female Mod—no, the Unlimited Money Mod!!!"
Immortality + Empress + Righteousness turned villain + Invincibility + Stunning Master
. Yun Qingwan, the stunning Empress of the Tianxuan Sect's Yunxia Peak.
Ye Feng, due to his exceptional natural beauty and possessing a Chaos Body, was accepted as her sole disciple.
Although Yun Qingwan cared deeply for her only disciple, Ye Feng's heart held not only a beautiful master but also a yearning and pursuit for immortality.
"The battles between the world's geniuses are so spectacular, and the glances of beauties are so endearing."
"But even so, immortality is my only true goal!"