When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)

The aura is about to revive, and the protagonist secretly arranges to make ordinary people believe that "the myth is coming"

Accidentally awakened myth-making system: the protagonist can grant others mythical professions and create extraordinary events, but cannot directly expose himself.

Main Character: Liu Feng Synopsis: "Brother, I'm going to do an outdoor live stream with my best friend! Don't send me a hundred treasure maps this time, I'm going to rely on my own skills, I don't need any ranking or tips." At night, in a villa in Tianhai City, the girl put down her chopsticks and said earnestly to Liu Feng. It seems she's really interested in this "job" of live streaming...

#Brainstorming# #WhatIf# #Suppose# #LiveStreamingAcrossWorlds#

Transmigrator Su Mu awakens the "What If in All Realms" system, which allows him to create and play various "what if" parallel universes of anime and novels, with audiences spanning countless worlds.

First broadcast: "What if Minato and Namikaze hadn't died?"

Seeing Naruto enjoying his father's and mother's love since childhood, while Kurama was treated like a "power bank," viewers from all realms smiled like doting aunts.

Second broadcast: "What if Itachi had killed all the Uchiha, but Sasuke chose to forgive him?"

Third playback: ...

Just as viewers across the universe were immersed in various heartwarming or regrettable endings, Su Mu unleashed his trump card.

What if... Naruto was killed by the villagers and was reborn, only to become completely corrupted?

The entire ninja world went mad when they saw the corrupted Naruto who controlled the Nine-Tails, treated human life like dirt, and regarded Konoha as his enemy!

The Third Hokage: "Quick! Go protect Naruto! At all costs!"

The world was shaken; it turns out that a single choice can truly overturn the entire world!

All in! (Forget everything, I have to save everyone!)

A heads-up: There are many one-sided crushes, so there will be descriptions of attraction (or something to that effect), but the female lead won't develop romantic relationships with anyone (I can write if/after-flight scenarios or side stories, but not in the main story). ⚠️The relationship between Yuuta Otoko and Rika Inori has been changed to a close friendship, and the nature of "Rika Inori, the Special Grade Cursed Spirit" has been slightly altered ← I'm refining this as I read, so I can't quite define exactly what's changed. (Since there's no proper ending, then there shouldn't be any "romantic love" as a reason from the start.)

Uh, actually, the author wanted to save everyone and also wanted some sweetness, but didn't want any romantic pairings (eyes darting away).

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The life forms of ancient legends have sung songs of hope tirelessly for millennia. Those who follow, will they find mercy to stay?

Humans are such wondrous creatures; they create and destroy everything. Evil knows no species, and we shouldn't therefore condemn destruction to an extreme degree. All those who yearn to live better should fulfill their desires with their own hands.

Therefore, let's cherish all our beautiful wishes as much as possible; life should never be wasted.

[An incredibly satisfying and exhilarating story! Earth was perfectly fine until a massive rift tore the solar system apart, unleashing endless demons and aliens from its depths.]

Have you heard? That madman is constantly yelling about saving Terra. He's not just a madman, he shouts something about the Emperor every time he kills those green aliens.

Meanwhile, on a battlefield

Lin Feng was so excited when he saw the green-skinned orc he had been searching for that he almost cried.

For the Emperor!

waaagh!

"You mean, the world is about to be destroyed, and you've been chosen as a Wallfacer to save humanity, strange events are happening around you, you can live forever, and you can control all the world's wealth?" In the police station's reporting hall, the officer on duty asked with a half-smile after listening to Han Ming's account. "Yes." "Wallfacer, Wallbreaker...that sounds like something out of the science fiction novel *The Three-Body Problem*. Are you sure you're not just imagining things?" "No." "May I ask about your mental state?" "Everything's normal." "Then could you describe in detail how you were chosen as a Wallfacer and what strange things you've encountered?" "For example..." Han Ming looked up at the dark gun barrel between his brows and the policeman's eerie smile, and said helplessly, "You..."

What to do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: "Steal someone else's." What to do when there's no one on board? Allen: "Dig someone else's." What to do when there are people but no supplies? Allen: "Rob a warship." Treasure, famous swords, Devil Fruits, where do the women come from? Allen: "Brothers, look! There's a transport ship that's practically floating on air, it has everything!"... Transmigrating to the world of One Piece, relying on Baki's cheat abilities to rise to power in the East Blue, starting with just his fists, he steals everything—people and ships. My name is Allen, and I advocate for freedom. (A million-word completed high-quality One Piece fanfiction is already available; readers are welcome to jump in and get crazy!)

Fire Ryo watched anime and saw the Archbishop Greedy had the strongest cheat and fought so hard that he was unbearable to watch. Unexpectedly, he was struck by lightning while playing video games that night and traveled to the world of ghouls.

The Archbishop of Greed's invincible power to stop time was unexpectedly awakened!

"Look carefully, this is how you use the invincible power!"

Jiu Duo Er Fu: When will the bird in the cage fly?

Huo Zhiliang: Pretending? If you keep pretending, I'll make you fly!

Izumi Takatsuki: The strength of the Wasu family is not something that ordinary people like you and me can contend with.

Huo Zhiliang: Speedrun solo CCG without taking any damage, and the Hexiu family's online battle record can be checked.

Yoshimura Et:........

Arima Takamasa: I just want to create a one-eyed king, overthrow Kazuo's rule, and establish a world where humans and ghouls can coexist peacefully.

Huo Zhiliang: You are really lazy.

Everyone:.........you

Me: Ah no sa (I say), calling my name like this is an infringement on my personal rights.

"The weather is too cold, I'll cover you with a yellow robe to keep you warm."