When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)

(System flow + cognitive dislocation + skill fusion + reversal of tragedy + parallel time and space)

Chiba Xuanyi traveled through the Naruto world, but was bound to a stubborn "alien system" that firmly believed that this was a world under one person!

"Chakra? This is called innate energy!"

"Ninja? This is an alien organization!"

"The tailed beasts? They're obviously fairy spirits!"

Faced with the system's outrageous misjudgment, Xuanyi can only bite the bullet and practice "Threefold Reverse Rebirth" in the Naruto world, use "Tongtian Lu" to draw sealing techniques, and use "Kushi Senteng" to fight against the Impure World Reincarnation.

What's even more outrageous is that all the tasks issued by the system are messed up:

Save Hatake Sakumo? "Stop the Eight Great Techniques Inheritor from Committing Suicide"

Change Nohara Lin's fate? "Intercepting the Medicine Fairy Society's human experiments"

Chunin Exam? "Rakuten Daijo Preliminary Tournament"

When the system unlocks the "Parallel Spacetime Rescue" function, Xuanyi is forced to travel through the various tragic nodes of Naruto:

Watch the ending of Naruto vs. Sasuke in the Valley of the End

Watch the finale of the duel between Hashirama and Madara at the Valley of the End

Save Jiraiya in the battle with Pain

Used to save Neji's life during the Ninja World War

Save Uzumaki Naruto's parents during the Nine-Tails Rebellion

Get rewarded and become a world changer.

All in! (Forget everything, I have to save everyone!)

A heads-up: There are many one-sided crushes, so there will be descriptions of attraction (or something to that effect), but the female lead won't develop romantic relationships with anyone (I can write if/after-flight scenarios or side stories, but not in the main story). ⚠️The relationship between Yuuta Otoko and Rika Inori has been changed to a close friendship, and the nature of "Rika Inori, the Special Grade Cursed Spirit" has been slightly altered ← I'm refining this as I read, so I can't quite define exactly what's changed. (Since there's no proper ending, then there shouldn't be any "romantic love" as a reason from the start.)

Uh, actually, the author wanted to save everyone and also wanted some sweetness, but didn't want any romantic pairings (eyes darting away).

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The life forms of ancient legends have sung songs of hope tirelessly for millennia. Those who follow, will they find mercy to stay?

Humans are such wondrous creatures; they create and destroy everything. Evil knows no species, and we shouldn't therefore condemn destruction to an extreme degree. All those who yearn to live better should fulfill their desires with their own hands.

Therefore, let's cherish all our beautiful wishes as much as possible; life should never be wasted.

Main Character: Liu Feng Synopsis: "Brother, I'm going to do an outdoor live stream with my best friend! Don't send me a hundred treasure maps this time, I'm going to rely on my own skills, I don't need any ranking or tips." At night, in a villa in Tianhai City, the girl put down her chopsticks and said earnestly to Liu Feng. It seems she's really interested in this "job" of live streaming...

The aura is about to revive, and the protagonist secretly arranges to make ordinary people believe that "the myth is coming"

Accidentally awakened myth-making system: the protagonist can grant others mythical professions and create extraordinary events, but cannot directly expose himself.

#Brainstorming# #WhatIf# #Suppose# #LiveStreamingAcrossWorlds#

Transmigrator Su Mu awakens the "What If in All Realms" system, which allows him to create and play various "what if" parallel universes of anime and novels, with audiences spanning countless worlds.

First broadcast: "What if Minato and Namikaze hadn't died?"

Seeing Naruto enjoying his father's and mother's love since childhood, while Kurama was treated like a "power bank," viewers from all realms smiled like doting aunts.

Second broadcast: "What if Itachi had killed all the Uchiha, but Sasuke chose to forgive him?"

Third playback: ...

Just as viewers across the universe were immersed in various heartwarming or regrettable endings, Su Mu unleashed his trump card.

What if... Naruto was killed by the villagers and was reborn, only to become completely corrupted?

The entire ninja world went mad when they saw the corrupted Naruto who controlled the Nine-Tails, treated human life like dirt, and regarded Konoha as his enemy!

The Third Hokage: "Quick! Go protect Naruto! At all costs!"

The world was shaken; it turns out that a single choice can truly overturn the entire world!

What to do when you're out at sea without a ship? Allen: "Steal someone else's." What to do when there's no one on board? Allen: "Dig someone else's." What to do when there are people but no supplies? Allen: "Rob a warship." Treasure, famous swords, Devil Fruits, where do the women come from? Allen: "Brothers, look! There's a transport ship that's practically floating on air, it has everything!"... Transmigrating to the world of One Piece, relying on Baki's cheat abilities to rise to power in the East Blue, starting with just his fists, he steals everything—people and ships. My name is Allen, and I advocate for freedom. (A million-word completed high-quality One Piece fanfiction is already available; readers are welcome to jump in and get crazy!)

Official Introduction: Now approaching you is: Muzan's nightmare, the destroyer of the Twelve Demon Moons, the head of the Infinity Castle demolition office, the most righteous person in the Demon Slayer Corps, Sabito's savior, the eternal absentee of Kanae Kocho's tea party, Giyu's good senior brother, the founder of Fist Breathing, and a grandmaster.

Willow branches provide shade, that's it!

Kanae Kocho: "I invited him to a tea party ninety-seven times, and he refused ninety-seven times. He's so gentle."

Shinobu Kocho: "Why should I be trained by iron fists? It's infuriating, sister!"

Akaza: "A powerful person, the best in physical combat."

Muzan Kibutsuji: "A monster who destroyed all my Demon Moons with his bare hands and blasted the Infinity Castle to pieces, you call him human?!"

Unofficial synopsis: Yagyu In transmigrates to the world of Demon Slayer, but the system believes he is in the world of One Piece and identifies him as a Marine.

You can earn Navy Points and rewards by doing things that are in line with the Navy's rules.

Yagyu In: No, buddy, is this right? Where did this pirate from the Demon Slayer world come from that I need to catch?!

Pirates are attacking! Strike immediately to capture or kill them!

Looking at the man-eating ghost before him, Liu Shengyin realized that the system had gone mad.

From then on, the Demon Slayer Corps had one more instructor who liked to smash people's heads with his iron fist of love.

This book is also known as "Left Fist's Overpowering Entanglement Deals High Damage, Right Fist's Overpowering Entanglement Deals High Damage," "Three Punches Shatter Evil Spirits, Sir, I'm Just an Ordinary Person," "Overpowering Aura is Also Qi, and Qi is Breathing Technique!" and "Muzan, Are You Hiding Well? The Marine Admiral is Coming to Get You~"

Note: This book is a crossover anime/manga series, and will later explore other worlds.

"You mean, the world is about to be destroyed, and you've been chosen as a Wallfacer to save humanity, strange events are happening around you, you can live forever, and you can control all the world's wealth?" In the police station's reporting hall, the officer on duty asked with a half-smile after listening to Han Ming's account. "Yes." "Wallfacer, Wallbreaker...that sounds like something out of the science fiction novel *The Three-Body Problem*. Are you sure you're not just imagining things?" "No." "May I ask about your mental state?" "Everything's normal." "Then could you describe in detail how you were chosen as a Wallfacer and what strange things you've encountered?" "For example..." Han Ming looked up at the dark gun barrel between his brows and the policeman's eerie smile, and said helplessly, "You..."