That day, Qi Long, who had been away from the crosstalk stage for a long time due to an accident, received a rescue call from his senior brother Deyun, the owner of the troupe, and returned to the crosstalk stage.
Unexpectedly, his innovative crosstalk was learned by his disciples.
There is no distinction between big and small on the stage, and the evil disciples who build new graves off the stage make fun of their master's height every day.
The various evil jokes make the comedians feel like they are going through a tribulation in every scene...
Even the traditional disciple was led like crazy by this uncle.
Boss Guo: Stop hanging out with your uncle, you’re leading my apprentice astray!
A young man lived in a world of vast mountains and vast seas, a world where immortality flourished and prospered. Ancient magical powers coexisted with brand-new immortality, and all races sought a new path together. In this turbulent era, the young man longed for love and pursued beautiful women, until he finally realized that he was always alone. After a profound enlightenment, the young man wielded his sword of wisdom, severed his nine hundred and ninety-nine ties, and moved forward with grace. That day, plum blossoms bloomed like snow, and the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" appeared. Then, the young man discovered that he had more than nine hundred and ninety-nine ties... Follow Mianbao on Weibo at http://t.qq.com/fmianbao and email [email protected]. Everyone is welcome.
The body is like a feather and life is like weeds.
I have seen the darkest night, so the bright and burning flame in my heart will never waver.
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World 1: You Are My Human Fireworks (Ye Yan)
Malicious publicity Ye Baobao x sober fall Xiao Mengzong
World 2: The Untamed (Ruan Jinhe, Wei Wuxian)
Fake cold He He medical fairy x poor working Xianxian ancestor
World Three: Under the Stranger (Song Zhiye, Wang Ye)
The young lady who was kicked out of her home by the Buddhist disciples in Beijing circle also tried hard to pursue her wife, but the little Taoist priest who was full of crematoriums also
World 4: Ode to Joy (Guan Juer, Tan Zongming, Yao Bin)
The male protagonist is hesitating whether to choose Mr. Tan or Mr. Yao
The power of a higher civilization begins to erode the entire world. Our world order begins to crumble, disintegrate, and turn to ash. A system called the Old Games sweeps the globe; from now on, to survive, we can only do the following: 1. Strive to survive in every Old Games. 2. Don't move or look where you shouldn't, and complete each game's main quest. 3. "Stay sane!" does not include: 1. Tricking an NPC and making them copy the Ghoul Codex 100 times as punishment. 2. Using the skill [Slide] against the Deep One. 3. Sacrificing an NPC... Mist spreads across the desolate and barren plains, and believers and non-believers will eventually set foot on this land. 'It' is there, and everything seems almost insignificant to 'It'. Even death itself has no such meaning. Where will the world go? ... Cthulhu, Investigators, Role-Playing Groups, Global Game System
Warlock John Kemp, this believer of the alien god has been collecting the blood of warlocks. After another harvest, he returned to the Dark City where he settled. When he just analyzed the harvest, he found that his treasure was stolen. In order to get back that thing, the magician followed the vague guidance and embarked on an adventurous journey again...
Lu Mingfei is Wangdao’s hidden beauty
Lu Mingfei is a literary girl in high school
Lu Mingfei is a girl with glasses
When a child becomes Cinderella and resumes his life of slaying dragons, every choice he makes is like the butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil, which can lead to a tornado in Texas a month later!
Roommates: zero
Best friend: Xia Mi
Friend: Eriyi
The eldest sister: Nono
Long-legged sister: Mai Shutoku
"Well, just make do with it..."
Feng Ling was reborn in an old body in the Ghost Continent. This old man was very powerful in his lifetime, but Feng Ling was in tears. Fortunately, he had the art of splitting himself into two bodies... It doesn't matter if he is old or sarcastic!
"Ningshuang, wait for me! Yuqing, follow me!"
A white skirt fluttered in the distance as an elderly man kicked away the bruised and battered pretty boy and walked away calmly. A woman in green lingered to finish off the opponent, winking and saying, "Young man, don't look down on the elderly!"
PS: A general's success is built on the sacrifice of countless lives; in the end, everything seems like a dream. Immortals and demons, who is right and who is wrong? I have no intention of killing anyone, but the human heart is treacherous, even more sinister than demons and monsters. All living beings suffer, and it is up to me to save the world...
(Written in detail in the early stage, calmly farming; written briefly in the later stage, stirring up the storm)
The Hong Kong comprehensive world starts from becoming a zombie.
"Dear viewers, the following World Cup team is the Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Team."
"The first player to appear is the right forward Ah Xing. His best skills are Shaolin's Vajra Kick and Tathagata Palm."
"Left forward Chen Haonan is good at Chinese pride, but it's a pity that he can't bring a sword in football matches."
"Goalkeeper Wang Xiaolong, formerly known as Ma Jun, is a senior inspector and is good at the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms."
"Captain and center Xiao Zhang is one of the top ten outstanding young people in Hong Kong, the richest man in Hong Kong, and the leader of the anti-gangster group in Hong Kong. He is good at..."
"The train circling the world, the alien gods made of steel, the mutants kneeling beside the railroad tracks, the shadows of giants in the clouds, the black birds with eyes and tumors..."
Qin Muyun carefully described to the doctor what he saw in his dream, and he was admitted to the mental hospital with satisfaction.
until........
He pinched a god to death in his dream, and when he woke up, his hands were stained with the blood of the god!
It turned out that this was not an illusion.
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