You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Terror is knocking on the door outside, and the familiar world becomes strange in an instant. Ning Xuan wants to rely on the suddenly appearing "nightmare golden finger" to survive with difficulty.

Unfortunately, the days in the nightmare were too bitter, and he had had enough of it, so... he just wanted to give up.

The already-unordered order on Earth crumbled, ushering in a new era of coexistence of despair and hope.

Fanatical believers are like a raging fire, and paranoids are like a raging wave out of control; confused people are like flying catkins in the wind, and blindly following puppets are like duckweed on the water.

What kind of magnificent epic will they draw?

Where should humanity and all living things go?

I am an immortal in heaven and earth, carrying a sword and stepping on mountains and rivers.

The road is a desolate grave, an old tree, a fox cave, and the rural dialect is strange.

Look at the old dragon coming out of the pool and the tiger sitting on the hill.

Listen to my urgent command, and summon the gods and send the ghosts away.

Feng Xu rides the wind and travels freely, the immortals feast me, and I wander in Baiyujing. The nectar is not enough to get me drunk, and the immortal delicacies are not worth eating.

The emperor of heaven called me but I couldn't leave, I only hope that chivalry will be full of the world.

In Southeast Asia in 1996, a small, humid town was filled with torn souls: they used their wounds as eyes to see the divine madness behind the world.

The alien creature in a yellow raincoat wanted to become a human, so it blended in with them.

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Monsters sign for a cooking course

Write on the back of the tape:

"Please don't let Doudou find out

Our brains are better suited for jam"

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The doomsday-themed strategy mobile game masterpiece "Doomsday Commander Online" has a unique zombie theme, highly restored doomsday bloody battle scenes, and a high degree of freedom to test war strategies.

The wonderful world will be presented to players.

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Brain-dead stuff.

Are there any doomsday games that can be played now?

"Congratulations, host. Because you've rejected the system's mission, you'll be randomly matched with a destined partner to assist you." Somewhere in the remote mountains and waters, a white tiger spirit, after cultivating for a thousand years, was chased by a rolling thunderbolt and forced to flee. Damn it, whether or not Tang Sanzang goes to the West to obtain the scriptures is none of my business! Guanyin: "Xuanzang, go and obtain the scriptures, and stop making trouble." "Okay, no problem, it's completely fine." Several days passed, and Tang Sanzang still hadn't made a move. Mu Cha: "Oh no, Avalokitesvara, Tang Sanzang has sprained his ankle and can't go on the road." Avalokitesvara: "Calm down, let Wukong and the others tie him up and take him on the road. I don't believe that monkey can't subdue him!" On the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong, holding a dogtail grass in his mouth, said with a look of despair: "Why hasn't the master come yet? Did he get lost?" In Gaojiazhuang, Zhu Bajie looked warily at the sturdy monk carrying a white horse. The monk smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, I'm just a knight passing by." In the Quicksand River, Sha Wujing jumped out of the water with a ferocious look, but saw a muscular gray-robed monk throwing the white horse directly across the river. Frightened, he quickly dived back into the river. "We agreed to fetch the scriptures to the West and give them to the disciple. What's the point of fetching the scriptures without a disciple? I'm tired and I'm going on strike! Otherwise, Buddha, can you express the scriptures to me?" Tathagata: "..."

In a modern, high-tech martial arts city, the wandering Taoist priest Chen Luo unexpectedly awakens a trifecta of abilities: attribute points, lifespan infusion, and mastery training. From then on, he defies the ironclad rule of "aptitude determines one's life." With his venomous tongue, he navigates the worlds of wealthy families and ancient martial arts sects, rapidly mastering lost martial arts and deducing cutting-edge techniques while exposing the exploitation of the lower classes by resource monopolists. From a "useless Taoist priest" expelled from the Taoist temple to a stirring reformist leader, Chen Luo ultimately leads humanity's warriors to overcome a crisis of existential crisis.

Eighteen-year-old Cao Wei was transported to a parallel universe after a car accident. He initially thought he'd be destined for a life of swagger, slapping down rich and handsome men, reaching the pinnacle of life, winning the heart of a beautiful and wealthy woman, and living a glorious life. But who would have thought he'd take over a general store left by his father? Unfortunately, business was poor. However, with tears in his eyes, he unintentionally obtained the great "Daddy System," solving mystery after mystery, completing SSSSSSS... level missions, embarking on a path of swagger, slapping down enemies, and ultimately, a path of no return called "System"! "Cao Wei, does your family have any martial arts manuals?" "Yes!" Book club: 327373686