I am the symbol of muscle and strength, the overlord of the paint, the source of fear for All-Stars, the terminator of super centers, the nightmare of the NBA, and a living monument in the world of basketball.

There's always a song that suddenly touches your heart and soul.

There's always a song that can suddenly bring tears to your eyes.

Everyone has their own signature song, whether they sing it or listen to it.

At first listen, one does not understand the meaning of the song; upon listening again, one becomes a character in the song.

Lin Zhengyi, who was killed by criminals while trying to stop a crime, was reborn into the world of Hong Kong variety shows. Based on his experiences in his previous life, he decisively chose to become a police officer.

After transmigrating, he gained access to the Justice Detective System.

By simply apprehending criminals and completing cases, one can gain varying amounts of experience based on a comprehensive evaluation of factors such as the case's impact, the difficulty and danger of solving it, the amount of money involved, and the host's level of involvement.

When you accumulate enough experience, you can acquire new skills.

He originally thought that he could rely on the system to punish evil and achieve the pinnacle of life.

result!

Master thief, cannibal artist, Breaking Bad...

Looking at the skills granted by the system, Lin Zhengyi remained silent for a long time before finally saying in a low voice, "System, something's wrong with you!"

But that's not all that's wrong.

besides...

"Others who transmigrate to the Hong Kong variety show world and become police officers either in the Major Crimes Unit or the Anti-Triad Unit, but me?! I'm in the Traffic Enforcement and Control Unit!?" Lin Zhengyi looked at the assignment notice in his hand and felt completely bewildered.

Mysterious occurrences loom; the entire world dramatically changes.

The fate of individuals and nations becomes bound to AnalogHorror (rule kaidan), and once the chosen of destiny fail, it means countless people in their corresponding nation will be slaughtered by the strange phenomena.

The entire world falls into unrest, panic, and despair.

Until an absolutely unexpected individual joins the AnalogHorror game.

Xiao Yiwang glanced at the weird world before him and then at the examination admission ticket in his hand.

"Have middle school entrance exams always been this complicated? Well, it does prove my intelligence!"

"I am retarded, but selected to join the analoghorror game?!"

(P.S.: Don't blame me for not warning you, this is poop. If you want to eat it, don't write a review.)

When you accidentally pick up a Rapeseed Flower Blade, you arrive in a Honkai world that hasn't collapsed yet, and your future destinies become intertwined, except that the way you open it is a bit strange.

(PS: There are tokusatsu elements and some character breakdowns. If you're interested, give it a try. If you're not, just leave. Anyway, I'm just doing this out of love and I won't get anything in return. No matter how much you complain, it won't affect me.)

Life is like a summer flower, death like an autumn leaf. Having experienced the most vibrant season, the colors in my heart will never fade. No home, no money, no house of my own, only a solitary and aloof older sister to rely on. The school is vibrant with youth, filled with beautiful girls, a brave, righteous, kind, and strong class monitor, a childlike-faced but... adorable deskmate, a cool senior with peculiar tastes... but what do they have to do with me? Slay demons and monsters, work hard to earn money, buy my sister the prettiest dress, add the brightest color to this little house! A solitary boy by day, the strongest king by night!

(Urban imagination + male protagonist slapping face + system + hilarious, if you don’t laugh after reading chapter 30, I’ll give you a slap on the face!)

"Have you seen too many false advertisements? Now, they are all true!"

Zhou Yiming, 25 years old, is a migrant worker in Beijing with a monthly salary of 18,000 yuan and a debt of 110,000 yuan. He is bombarded with false advertisements such as "buy a house with 0 down payment", "win an iPhone for 1 yuan", and "beautiful anchors play games with you online" every day, and has suffered a mental breakdown.

Until one day, he smashed his phone in anger and accidentally activated the "False Advertisement Come True System" - from then on, all the deceptive ads, all! Come true!

"Buy a house with 0 down payment?" The black-hearted real estate agent moved into an unfinished building that has been standing for 30 years!

"Win an iPhone for 1 yuan?" 999 real phones were found in the fraud company's warehouse!

"Paying a large sum of money to have a child?" A group of scammers collectively experience the "pregnancy simulator"!

Even more outrageous is——

The system can also be upgraded! When Zhou Yiming discovered that "immortal cultivation advertisements," "interstellar battleship instant kills," and "two-dimensional foil clearances" could also become reality...

All the leeks in the universe started calling him dad!

The original novel of the short drama "The Divine Calculator Ancestor is Famous Throughout the World"

[Metaphysics + Satisfying Read + Sweet Romance] Decades ago, Yun Qing took in seven disciples and happily began to retire peacefully.

As a result, I was woken up by hunger!

The merits were gone, the gold and silver treasures were gone, and even the Taoist temple was mortgaged by the unfilial disciple.

Left with no other choice, she had to start struggling to pay off her debts.

She does everything that can make money: drawing talismans, fortune telling, face reading, feng shui consultation, ghost catching.

But nobody told her how difficult it is to do business these days!

Setting up a stall on the overpass means being chased by the urban management officers every day.

He helped people with feng shui, but was reported for practicing feudal superstition.

She just said that a top-tier celebrity was about to start operating a sewing machine, and fans all over the internet started attacking her.

Just when life seemed to be getting worse and worse, the richest man in the world, the most famous feng shui master, the national actor whom generations of people wanted to marry, and the Go master who had just won a major award all knelt down in front of her: "Master!"

Yun Qing: Get lost! Don't bother me while I'm making money!

The world's richest man, Master Fu, stepped forward and took her hand, his expression gentle: "Give me a title, and all my money will be yours."

Yun Qing kicked him away: Get out of the way, men will only slow me down the speed at which I make money!

In short: Did our ancestors pay off their debts today?

Yang Jinrong, who majored in law for two and a half years, never imagined that he just happened to pass by the girls' dormitory, and was slandered as a voyeur by a senior sister who shot a video and posted it on Weibo.

The senior sister even pointed out that she suffered from depression because of this, which seriously affected the mentality of the postgraduate entrance examination, and asked the school leaders to recommend graduate students, "Girls don't joke about their innocence!"

Facing the pressure from school leaders, thousands of Internet users, and being sent wreaths to Yang Jinrong, he endured it all the time, "I'm sorry, I'm blind!"

The senior sister was aggressive, "How do blind people go to school?! They're lying to ghosts! I've called the police, and I'll go to jail!"

But when the police arrived, it was the senior who was taken away. Yang Jinrong no longer held back and sued. The court insisted: "Insulting, spreading rumors, defamation, personal assault, invasion of privacy, stepping on the sewing machine is your fault... The final destination!"

The whole network is reversed, Internet thugs, wreath senders, and superstars with tens of millions of fans, don't even think about running away!

This book is also known as "Going fast on the curve is the real fast, who can't step on the accelerator on the straight?"

The F1 driver was reborn in 2008. He originally just wanted to be a low-key high school student, but accidentally crushed the entire era.

[There are only cowards, not cowardly cars. Shift to 2nd gear and 7200 rpm to beat him!]

[Remember, when the mountain road turns, it has to use drainage ditches.]

[No matter how fast the AE86 is, it can't catch up with the Mercedes-Benz that Xia Shu is riding in, but my Corolla can.]

[Schumacher is indeed a bit strong, but he is old. The future will be my era!]

"You're so awesome, why don't you drive an F1?"

“I don’t have any money!”

(Easy-to-understand racing article, welcome to click)