A college graduate, unable to find a job for three years, had to take the postgraduate entrance exam. After another three years of unemployment following his master's degree, he was forced to pursue a doctorate. Under the relentless pressure of classmates who jumped to their deaths every year because they couldn't graduate with their doctorates, this unfortunate, PhD-level nerdy guy finally endured the final stage of his academic life. Just as he was about to land his first lucrative job, he was abducted by aliens for human experimentation. But that wasn't the worst of it. Even worse, after being ruined by the aliens, he was abandoned on a planet with an unknown environment… Prologue – The Birth of a Nerdy Guy "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke rise, gathering into banners to slay the black dragon." Luo Yanqi is my name, but its meaning is definitely not as elegant as this poem my father wrote. My father was a heavy smoker, always puffing away. The first half of the poem, "Ten thousand miles of wind and smoke," is purely a figment of his imagination. The second half of the sentence refers to a dog older than me. My father liked to take a deep drag of smoke and then blow it into the dog's nose, amusing himself by watching the dog struggle. The dog died when I was five. Despite my mother's strict prohibition, I ended up being the one blown into the dog's nose, which is why I absolutely hate smoking, especially secondhand smoke. In middle school, I gradually developed a dislike for men who smoke, and by high school, I hated men altogether. Unfortunately, as a human whose gender symbol is upward-pointing, I'm not very attractive to women, which means I have practically no friends. Besides finding solace in novels, comics, and games, I'm seen as a very eccentric person by others. People like me have an unflattering nickname from the Land of the Rising Sun—a shut-in!

…

【Fan fiction + slight magic modification + system + imagination + reversal】

At the foot of Mount Longhu, a rag stall was erected.

Grandmaster Quan Xing squatted on the bluestone slab and picked up the yellow paper: "Little Taoist priest, give me ten sheets of this photocopied talisman paper!"

The second-in-command of the Tianxiahui held a green bean in his hand and glared, "Heavenly Eye Green Beans? I want a hundred of them, money is not a problem!"

Zhang Xuanyi was flipping through the account book with a dogtail grass in his mouth. There was a pile of unopened Fist Soul Candies at his feet - the third wave of aliens lined up for his shabby stall today.

"System prompt: Today's sales have reached the target, unlocking the reverse destiny-changing compass."

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be so anxious!"

He waved at the crowd, "Scan the code to register first. As usual for credit purchases—use your most valuable treasure as collateral!"

When the strange people of the Gaowu era vie to become returning customers, this shabby stall at the foot of Longhu Mountain is about to be turned upside down!

Please have a sweet and sour pork flavored mini cake~

[Cursed Episode + First-Person Perspective + Flower-Planting Rabbit + Friendship-Oriented, No Romance + Heaven and Curse + Mainly Slice of Life]

[The main character is male! A purebred male!!!]

My name is Jiang Yunqi. I am an ordinary flower-planting sorcerer who was forced to go to Japan as an exchange student after a mistake.

On my first day in Japan, I thought I should settle down properly, but one of my travel companions insisted on getting into a fight with me.

I decided to fight, but I think I went too far and accidentally made him cough up blood.

I scratched my face guiltily, noticing that his white hair had been dyed bright red.

Oh no, this kid didn't sign a liability waiver!

*

Having been in Japan for who knows how many days, I sighed silently while holding the mountain of reports, but something still felt off.

Wait a minute, has the Japanese sorcery community violated the "International Sorcery Uniform Agreement Act"?

Never mind, let's preserve the evidence first.

*

Two years and five months after arriving in Japan, I finally succumbed to the torment of rotten oranges, vomited blood, and collapsed to the ground.

Are you trying to make fun of me because I'm Japanese?

Upon waking up, I showed no mercy and, armed with the evidence I had gathered over the past two years, sued the Curse Supervision Association in the International Court of Justice for Curses.

The evidence was true, and the rotten oranges soon received news of a forced rectification.

With the starter trio becoming the starter family, the "iron rice bowl" (guaranteed job) for oranges (a type of Japanese anime/manga) has been lost.

The students at the college were all shocked.

Wait, their good days have just begun?

*

An interview many years later.

Reporter on the scene: "Mr. Jiang Yunqi, how did you manage to suppress the rotten oranges in one fell swoop?"

Faced with this question, I swallowed the sweet and sour pork in my mouth and fell into deep thought.

"Perhaps...because I understand the law?"

——

Mine clearance at the end of Chapter 1

This is a story about a swordsman who was riding a taxi with a sword. After picking up a dead old man, he was stuffed into a room full of strange creatures for him to take care of. Although there were powerful tree monsters, spiritual beasts that could swallow caves, and mechanical men at the spiritual level among these strange creatures, they could not move without the care of the monks.

Deep within the capital city, in the quiet, ancient alleys, lies Lin Chen, a seemingly gentle young man who carries the thousand-year legacy of the Northern Song Dynasty's "Wen Shu Ge" (Literary Pavilion). He can play the zither, evoking the totems of civilization and stunning the world; he can appraise and date treasures, making a decisive judgment at Panjiayuan Market; and he possesses both "a heart of zither and a heart of swordsmanship," his ancient martial arts moves imbued with the fantastical light and shadow of intangible cultural heritage, repelling enemies without a trace.

Faced with the Qin family's commercial strangulation, the "Black Cross" organization's cultural plunder, and the open and covert attacks of international forces, he joins hands with the gentle ancient book restorer Su Qingwan, the charming business queen Shen Mei, the fiery ancient martial arts successor Chu Yao, and the capable Interpol agent Ye Jinbao, navigating antique streets, auction houses, and cultural secrets.

From the capital to the world, he has used his unparalleled talent to blend intangible cultural heritage with technology and fantasy. Amidst political intrigue, business battles, and dialogues between civilizations, he has safeguarded the cultural heritage of China, making the name "Wen Shu Ge" resound throughout the world and writing a legend of civilization protection and global confrontation.

After her job stabilized, Ding Ya adopted a small local dog from her hometown. The adopter was tall and long-legged, with a cold demeanor and a nondescript voice. Ding Ya stared at the woman in front of her for a long, silent moment. This person was her virtual "husband" in her flip phone. Ding Ya thought her secret would remain secret. However, she never realized that she hadn't gotten over that past. She even wanted her virtual husband to become her real wife. *Shu Chi had an unknown online romance that began and ended unclearly. That person would never know that the future Shu Chi had fought so hard for was all because of the promise she had made. She also didn't know that someone had traveled thousands of miles to see her. In the vast sea of ​​people, they met again. Theme: Online romances are risky; stay vigilant.

[Urban cultivation] [high-martial world] [urban superpowers] [multiple heroines] [school beauties][myriad realms] [interstellar]

Li Mubai grew up living with his master in the deep forest, surrounded by wild beasts and venomous snakes. It wasn’t until he was fourteen that he learned his master was about to undergo the Golden Core Tribulation and leave Earth.

Since Earth lacks spiritual energy but is filled with Yin-Yang energy, the "Yin-Yang Dragon Phoenix Art" is a divine-level dual cultivation technique—it is the only path to cultivation in a place devoid of spiritual energy. Dual cultivation has become an indispensable method for cultivating immortality here.

Li Mubai and the village girl Zhang Fengyi grew up together as childhood sweethearts, cultivating and growing side by side…