[Scheming] [Plot-Driven] [Single Female Lead] [No Cheat Abilities] [Fake Villain]

Zhao Du'an lived a cautious life as a civil servant, always walking on thin ice. But after transmigrating, he found himself as the pampered boy toy of the Empress—an arrogant, domineering villainous minister. Before he could even celebrate, he was sentenced to death for letting a national traitor escape.

With nowhere to turn, he planned to whisper sweet words to the Empress and beg for mercy—only to discover that his so-called "role" as a favored consort was a complete sham. To make matters worse, his notorious reputation had already sealed his fate:

The entire court was eager to impeach him.

Righteous warriors across the land sought to eliminate him.

Even military officers, monks, and Taoist sorcerers saw him as a disgrace.

Zhao Du’an was at his wit’s end. Since everyone wanted him dead, if he wanted to survive, he had only one choice—he couldn't play by the rules anymore. His path to redemption began with betraying his so-called "allies." From that moment on, the Great Yu Dynasty gained a new title for him—the Empress’s most loyal hound.

Years later, snow blanketed the imperial capital. On the city walls, Empress Xu Zhenguan let out a soft sigh. "We agreed to fake a relationship… so how did it become real?"

[Abstract memes + no romantic pairing + hilarious and absurd story + ensemble cast]

With a deafening roar, Chun Jin died on the spot.

He died and then transmigrated into a book, and to make matters worse, he transmigrated into a character that everyone and even dogs dislike!

As the saying goes, a doting brother spoils his sister, and the unluckiest guy in the original novel, Chun Hanwen, is a dog—everyone should be marked in the past. But he's a true man, laughing at the joke, not the person. He spoils his sister by giving her whatever she wants, even the stars and the moon.

But this kind older brother was stabbed to death with a sword because the main characters wanted the elixir but he didn't give it to them. Not only that, his body was also hung in the sect for three days.

In the original story, Chun Jin's fate was even worse. She was tortured beyond recognition by the protagonist's group and left in the wild to fight with stray dogs for food. Her parents, who tried to seek justice, were killed by the protagonist's master with a single sword stroke. This whole family was truly unlucky!

Her face flushed instantly...

Sun Hao traveled to a world of cultivating immortals. Unable to cultivate, he practices the guqin, chess, calligraphy, poetry, wine, and flower tea are all in the supreme realm.

He didn’t know: The pet on his farm was the Nine Heavens God Luan. The lotus in the pond is a peerless demon. The guard outside the door is the ruler of Thunder Tribulation.

Later, he discovered: The swordsman who picked up his broken hatchet became the peerless generation of swordsman; the scholar who often listened to him to chant became the ancestor of Buddhism; the girl who came to learn to play the guqin with him became the supreme demon clan. …

Sun Hao sat on the throne of Heavenly Emperor, with a shocked expression on his face: Am I a Dao Ancestor? I take the heaven and the earth as the disc and all beings as my sons, and create a shocking situation? I do not know how?

Yu Qifan transmigrated to the immortal cultivation world as a shepherd boy in the Longevity Gate. Bullied by others, he awakened the Heavenly Dao Library System. As long as he travels through Wuxia worlds to collect martial arts, he can become stronger. So, the question is:

What are the top ten martial arts in the Condor Trilogy?

What are the top ten martial arts in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils?

What are the top ten martial arts in Fung Wan (Storm Riders)?

And what about the 'From the Sky Palm' from Kung Fu Hustle?

A martial arts rookie with a narration system that changes the fate of himself, the protagonist, and the supporting characters.

There are already "Swordsman", "Heavenly Swordsman", "Young Zhang Sanfeng", "Golden Silk Rain"......

In the later generations, Jiang Haofeng of the human race brought the Chaos Spirit Treasure Wanxiang Tianshu through the prehistoric innate human race.

He established the human race's martial arts by observing the witch race's way of fighting heaven and earth!

He established the Dapeng escape method by observing the golden-winged

Dapeng eagle flapping its wings! He passed down the golden crow's rainbow escape

by observing the sun's true fire! He passed down the sun's true fire method by

observing the heavenly court's method of conferring gods and passed down the human emperor's divine art!

...

The ancestor Haofeng established the ancestral land of the human race, established the system of the human race's elders, collected the strong men of the human race as the strong men of the clan, passed on the ten thousand methods, cultivated the Tianjiao, trained the human race's soldiers, monitored the human race's land, and ruled the world!

From then on, the Emperor of Heaven governed the sky, the King of Man governed the world, the Emperor of Heaven was not allowed to interfere in the affairs of the world, the gods and Buddhas were not allowed to show their holiness in the world, build temples and worship, and pass on the faith. Those who violated the rules would have their temples destroyed and the gates cut down, and they would be killed without mercy!

In the vast land of Kyushu, the Jianghu and the imperial court are clearly divided. Li Changan, armed with a check-in system for otakus, posted a rental advertisement at his doorstep. Then, while out shopping, he picked up a beggar named Huang Rong and brought her home to be his cook. He then took in a woman named Xiao Zhao to clean his house. Then, a pair of sisters named Yao Yue Lian Xing and a woman named Dong Fang Bai rented a room. Afterwards, Li Changan ate the delicious food cooked by the cooks and chatted with the beautiful tenants every day. When he had nothing to do, he would sign in to earn rewards and improve his strength. Just when Li Changan thought the good times would last, [Meet the Bear]

[Intertwining two worlds + severing ties + parents’ regret + no looking back + fast pace]

The parents like the elder brother but not Chen Xiaofan. They either beat or scold him, and won’t allow him to eat if they disagree with him!

Partiality! Injustice! Disdain! Cold treatment!

Chen Xiaofan no longer accepted his fate, so he broke off relations with them and ran away from home!

But unexpectedly, he didn't want this family anymore, and his parents regretted it, crying and looking for him everywhere, begging him to come back!

Chen Xiaofan sneered: "You beat me and scolded me before, and treated my brother with favoritism. Now I will never look back!"