The Great Qi’s emperor had been hoping for a daughter, but he got 28 sons instead! This tyrant went to the altar and prayed, saying that if he could get a daughter, he would never kill indiscriminately again and would give peace to the world! To everyone’s surprise, Heaven actually agreed! Ten months later, Qi’s only princess, Gu Nuo’er, was born with tremendous luck.

Starting her life surrounded by cunning ministers, being targeted by enemy nations, and in a world filled with natural disasters, the little princess waved her hand and indicated that she wasn’t afraid! With her great luck, she helped her tyrant father clean up the imperial court, pleased the women in the harem, and brought good luck to everyone around her. Slowly, she became a dear princess treasured by all.

Tyrant father: The throne is Nuo’er’s cradle. I can even give her the entire nation if she wills it!

Prince brothers: We’re handsome, talented, and rich, but we won’t marry. We’ll use our life to pamper our sister!

Minister uncles: Whoever bullies our princess shall not blame us for besieging them and eradicating their existence!

By the time Nuonuo was all grown up, everyone realized that the youth who grew up with her had been eyeing her for the longest time now…

Green-eyed wolf boy, Ye Siming: Dearest Nuonuo, I’ll wreak havoc in the families of those who made you cry, and take the lives of those who hurt you. If you like, my life is yours too.

The 28th year of Hongwu.

The twelfth prince of the Ming Dynasty, Prince of Xiang Zhu Bai, who commanded a million soldiers, was given the death penalty.

[Ding! The host's emotions are fluctuating violently. Survival crisis detected. Emergency sign-in task issued!]

[Mission location: The secret room of the Prince of Xiang's Mansion.]

[Mission Reward: Unknown.]

He has signed in every day for the past 18 years.

In the first year, sign in at the palace gate and get three thousand blood knights!

In the third year, sign in at the Jingzhou granary and obtain one million stones of grain and fodder, enough to last for ten years!

In the fifth year, sign in at Wudang Mountain and obtain the divine general Bai Qi!

In the tenth year, sign in at the Changhe River and gain 100,000 naval troops! ...

Eighteen years have passed without interruption.

Zhu Bai has been stationed in Jingzhou for eighteen years, commanding a million soldiers!

…

In order to ensure that Zhu Yunwen could sit on the throne securely, Zhu Yuanzhang summoned many princes to Beijing.

Zhu Bai was even ordered to be imprisoned and executed.

My dear nephew Zhu Yunwen, you are so filial to your uncles that you not only grilled them but also beheaded them!

good!

My dear nephew, uncle will give you a big gift!

Do you want to rebel with a million soldiers?

Do you want to point your sword at Nanjing?

Aren’t you going to treat your uncle to a barbecue?

Uncle, please treat me to some meat, slice by slice, three thousand slices!

Father, I have a million soldiers at the gates of the city, and you have no generals to use. Do you regret it?

You said that if Lan Yu were still alive, I wouldn't dare to be so rampant.

But where is your blue jade?

【Travel + System + Cultivation + Lying Down + HE】

At the beginning, you travel to the royal family and obtain a system that allows you to become stronger by lying down.

Lin Xiuyuan traveled through time and space as the third prince at the beginning, and awakened the [Lie Down Cultivation System] Xiaolan. The novice gift package rewards the automatic cultivation of "Ultra Instinct".

In order to lie down, he slept every day. He barely passed the elementary education at the age of five. At the age of fifteen, he pretended to be sick and lazy during the "Royal Trial". At the age of sixteen, he was named the King of Xiaoyao and came to Yanbei, only to find that others practiced martial arts while he practiced Taoism.

Lin Xiuyuan's path of lying flat was difficult to carry out under the momentum of the general trend, so he said, "Then wouldn't it be better if I were invincible?"

After that, he displayed his immortal cultivation, becoming invincible in this martial arts continent and saving the dynasty from danger.

Lying down all the way to the world of immortal cultivation, to the immortal master...

You can lie down, but you can’t be a real vegetable!

(I'm a novice author, so please bear with me!)

Transmigrating to a chaotic world of martial arts, Liu Chu became a lowly fisherman. Fortunately, he carried a control panel with him; by sacrificing certain items, he could enhance his comprehension. After these sacrifices, Liu Chu discovered that his comprehension increased exponentially! One time, two times, four times, eight times, sixteen times… a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times!!

[Abstract memes + no romantic pairing + hilarious and absurd story + ensemble cast]

With a deafening roar, Chun Jin died on the spot.

He died and then transmigrated into a book, and to make matters worse, he transmigrated into a character that everyone and even dogs dislike!

As the saying goes, a doting brother spoils his sister, and the unluckiest guy in the original novel, Chun Hanwen, is a dog—everyone should be marked in the past. But he's a true man, laughing at the joke, not the person. He spoils his sister by giving her whatever she wants, even the stars and the moon.

But this kind older brother was stabbed to death with a sword because the main characters wanted the elixir but he didn't give it to them. Not only that, his body was also hung in the sect for three days.

In the original story, Chun Jin's fate was even worse. She was tortured beyond recognition by the protagonist's group and left in the wild to fight with stray dogs for food. Her parents, who tried to seek justice, were killed by the protagonist's master with a single sword stroke. This whole family was truly unlucky!

Her face flushed instantly...

Young doctor Jiang Fei was considering closing his clinic because business was so bad, but he was unexpectedly possessed by a game character and became omnipotent.

Not only are his medical skills superb, but he can also bring the dead back to life and heal the wounded, snatching lives from the clutches of the King of Hell;

She is proficient in everything, including cooking, playing musical instruments, gardening, and pet training!

While others thought this was all Jiang Fei was capable of, Jiang Fei smiled and turned his gaze to the martial arts manuals.

The Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms, the Six Meridian Divine Sword, the Northern Darkness Divine Art, the Nine Swords of Dugu...

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A golden book descends from the heavens, choosing the Xu family as its master. From then on, the struggling farming and reading clan embarks on a turbulent and murderous journey to immortality. Surrounded by aristocratic families and numerous immortal sects, unwilling to be mere pawns, swept along by the tides of fate, he wields the heavenly book and, amidst the treacherous struggles of the great road, carves a path to the heavens for his family! Amidst the oppression, he seeks a glimmer of hope for his family's survival, a path for all mankind, and ultimately, with the hands of a mortal, forges an eternal and supreme celestial dynasty!

Modern youth Lu Ping transmigrates to a martial arts world and discovers that something is amiss in this world of martial arts—

"Brother, would you like to see Master Yan's treasure map? Three hundred taels of silver for a set!"

"Unprecedented! The Dragon Guard Manor has publicly recruited spies across the entire martial arts world!!"

According to a report by "Jianghu Commentary," the gender antagonism in the martial arts world is becoming increasingly tense...

"Breaking news from the Open Pavilion: The era of lake-connected networks is coming soon."

Today's topic: Xiong Ba fiercely battles the Iron-Blooded Marquis, and Guan Qi battles the Black and White Gentlemen!

What kind of nonsense is this...?

The system says: Enough said, the set from 'Big Thunderbolt' is delivered right here. Please hop on board and get ready to explore the magnificent world!

【The Gentleman's Demeanor, the Root of Heaven and Earth, the Prajna Repentance】

"I am a gentleman, so of course I will choose to cultivate the demeanor of a gentleman!"

【Water and Wind Walking Steps, Bagua Maze Steps, Seven Star Cloud Steps】

"Men only care about one word: speed! Let's do a set of Water Wind Walking Steps!"

[Intercourse and Qi Transfer, Bewitching Flute Sounds, Heavenly Maiden's Gentle and Alluring Yin Techniques]

"What does this mean? It feels weird..."

[Shennong Glazed Tile Skill, Eighth-Rank Supernatural Power, Five Aspects of Heavenly Buddha]

"System, come out here! Tell me honestly what you want to do!"

Yang Pingsheng, a passer-by in life, has no desires or requests.

As long as he completes the tasks assigned by the system and changes those female villains, he can realize his wish and reach the peak of his life.

He doesn't know what he wants, but he still completes all the tasks according to what the system says.

However, when he lived in seclusion in the valley and prepared to spend the rest of his life -

the two-faced emperor, the savior of the evil, the eternal supreme life, the despicable and shameless people...

those female villains, who have recovered their memories, killed the protagonist of the original world and shattered the will of heaven.

Come to him.

Zi Aotian transmigrated to the Dou Qi Continent and became the Little Lion King. He originally thought that with a Dou Huang father as his backer, he could roam freely throughout the entire Jia Ma Empire.

It turned out that while the father was very strong, the hidden enemy was even stronger.

The system has credited your account; spend money to become stronger. Recharge magic cores to enhance your monsters' cultivation; recharge gold coins to draw various treasures. Pills, cultivation techniques, combat skills, exotic flames, puppets... everything is available.

Do you have a grudge against the Gama royal family? I turned around and allied with the Yunlan Sect, along with the Amethyst Winged Lion King, Yunshan, and Yunyun, and wiped out the royal family!

A Dou Wang can be a big shot in the Jia Ma Empire? I have a whole bunch of sixth-tier magical beasts under my command that are comparable to Dou Huang!

The Xiao family genius's cultivation has inexplicably regressed? No matter, I'll take action!

A three-year agreement? Non-existent! We oppose arranged marriages, starting with abolishing childhood betrothal! Xiao Yan of the Yunlan Sect, please enlighten me!

The Imperial Supreme Pill and the Breaking Sect Pill are so coveted that even Dou Huang (Battle Emperors) would fight tooth and nail for them? The Transformation Pill, a seventh-grade pill, is extremely precious?

Looking at the pile of pills in his backpack, Zi Aotian modestly stated, "I am not a pill refiner, I am just a pill transporter. I have no interest in pills!"

Years later, when the Soul Emperor was preparing to cause trouble, he discovered that a beast tide was rushing straight to the Central Plains from the northwest. There were countless seventh-order magical beasts, countless eighth-order magical beasts, and even hundreds of ninth-order magical beasts! And above the ninth-order magical beasts, there was a figure standing proudly.

Zi Aotian: Kou can go, and so can I. Old man, do you know Zi Aotian of the Northwest? You've exhausted your tricks; you're doomed!

Soul Emperor: Oh, vast heavens, why have you treated me so cruelly? It is not that I am incapable, but that heaven has forsaken me!