The hilarious daily life of a certain escort agency~

Season 1 of "Never Serious Storytelling Series"!

A super fun martial arts light novel!

Won the first place in the "This Light Novel is So Awesome" award in Wangjia Village, Qingyang County!

The only official reading material from Dayan Mobile! Title sponsored by the Cute and Cute Committee!

The OVA of the same name doesn't exist at all!!!

In addition, the new book "The Genius Magician and the Natural Hero" has been released~

Kill the White Lotus bandits and inherit the [Liushan Pillar]

Kill the evil sorcerer and inherit the [Spirit Cultivation Technique and twenty years of cultivation experience]

Cut off the Grandmaster's head and inherit [Hundred Years of Life]

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'With skin and flesh', this is a skill.

"If you behead less than a hundred people, the ghosts and gods will be frightened if you behead more than a hundred people." This is the rule of the industry.

The original body was a capable [executioner], but he broke the rules of the profession and violated taboos.

That night, the bronze mirror cracked, and the window frames were filled with blood-feeding swallows that were eating carrion. The original owner died suddenly and inexplicably.

Mo Saner traveled through time and space.

In the last years of this dynasty when the world was in chaos, evil spirits were rampant, and the people were living in misery, he carved out a path to immortality with his sword, but was eventually surrounded by thousands of evil spirits and his life became a "forbidden place on earth."

PS: [Not a eunuch] [Not Feilufeng]

Ye Shaobai, the third young master of the Ye Family Escort Agency, lost his mother in childbirth. His father, unable to let go of this grief, only allowed him to study literature, not martial arts. However, he was a sword prodigy. His aunt, Qing, noticing his frail health, unintentionally gave him a book of meditation and qi cultivation techniques—a martial arts treasure lost a century ago. Ye Shaobai secretly practiced according to the book's instructions, his internal energy growing increasingly powerful, and even his chronically weak constitution gradually improving. One day, he got into a fight with his second sister, Ye Mengjiao. When his father heard of this, he was furious and wanted to destroy the manual. Qing explained the manual's origins and pleaded for it to be kept. Through Qing's intervention, Ye Shaobai was allowed to secretly study it, and the wheels of fate began to turn wildly.

What is fate? Destiny? God's will? Irreversible? I don't understand. I just know I can't bear to see a beauty's gray hair, and a sword will destroy my love. -------------------------------------------------------. The most beloved beauty, the love story I hate the most. It seems that no great writer has written about it yet, so I have to do it myself to resolve my resentment. Recently, the updates have been unstable, so I am immature, long-winded, and slow to warm up. Please forgive me. [Thanks to Yiqiankejun for the cover]

Su Chen traveled to the seventh year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty and became a Taoist priest in a Taoist temple outside Chang'an City. However, he found that this place was actually a world of high martial arts. A powerful warrior could sweep through thousands of troops and fight against ten thousand enemies alone.

He couldn't even practice his true qi and couldn't even protect the Taoist temple where he lived. Fortunately, he accidentally awakened the "Golden List of Interpretations". As long as he interpreted the divination for others, he could get rewards.

[Li Lizhi asked for a divination, the worst divination, the interpretation of the divination can get a hundred years of cultivation skills, and the calamity can get the "Taishang Wangqing Sword Technique"]

[Empress Changsun asked for a divination, the worst divination, the interpretation of the divination can get three hundred years of skills, and the calamity can get the "Nine Phoenix Changchun Gong"]

[Li Shimin asked for a divination, the worst divination, the interpretation of the divination can get a thousand years of skills, and the calamity can get the "Invincible Saint Emperor Golden Body"]

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Six years later, in the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, Su Chen already had 100,000 years of...

The young Ye Tian inherited the fortune-telling skills from a fortune teller. He studied the relationship between heaven and man, understood the changes of ancient and modern times, and inherited the unique skills of the ancient saints.

The betel nut adds smoke, the mana is boundless. Betel nut plus wine, I have the world. This is a grocery store opened in Xiuxianjie.

You said that you want to be promoted to Jindan and hang all sorts of geniuses? Betel nut plus smoke, a million spirit stones!

You said you want to hammer your fiance who was in infancy? Betel nut plus wine, ten million spirit stones!

You said you want to be a fairy? Success, as long as you can afford it!

Terror is knocking on the door outside, and the familiar world becomes strange in an instant. Ning Xuan wants to rely on the suddenly appearing "nightmare golden finger" to survive with difficulty.

Unfortunately, the days in the nightmare were too bitter, and he had had enough of it, so... he just wanted to give up.

Born into a wealthy family, Gu Shenwei was spoiled and carefree. However, at the age of 14, his entire family were brutally mu*dered, and he was caught by some bandits who sold him into s*avery. As a s*ave boy, he entered Golden Roc Fort by chance and found the man who had slaughtered his family. He endured insults and worked hard to improve his kung fu while working as a s*ave boy. He learned from and plotted against his enemy under the enemy’s nose. He became increasingly ambitious as he became more and more powerful. He would only be satisfied if he completely destroyed his enemy—by fair means or foul. Gradually his bitter experience turned him into a totally different person.

This is a kung fu fiction that is full of mysteries and surprises. This is a story dealing with love, betrayals and distances. This is the journey of an ordinary boy who, against all odds, fought against formidable foes. This is a tale regarding a person who felt abandoned by the world made unremitting efforts to create a new world of his own, in which he was alone.

Zhou Yi woke up and found himself in the Taiping Daoist Temple.

The old Celestial Master said, "Heaven has perished, the Yellow Heaven shall rise. From now on, you are the leader of the Taiping Sect."

Zhou Yi: "What, me?"

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A failed art student, bringing order to a chaotic jianghu!