Holding a cicada in your hand doesn't necessarily mean holding the whole summer; holding a sword, however, means holding onto the world of martial arts.

Holding a three-foot-long sword.

Dream of becoming a sword god revered by thousands, and be an invincible sword immortal.

Sever the pagoda of the sect leader and knock off His Majesty the Emperor's crown.

He laughed loudly: "The eight kings of zither, lute, pipa, and lute, the four little devils of demons and monsters, fight alone with a single sword, and can be taken down with a single hand."

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

After the spiritual energy revival, high school students across the country, obsessed with the "53" exam prep materials, began to enter strange states. Some sat in SSS-class mechs, pulling out 48-meter-long spiritual swords. Some could conjure magic with their words: "XXX, turn into a pig!" Some stood on one leg, unleashing a divine thunderbolt, 100% accurate at striking down scumbags. Some were pure and aloof, wielding countless swords with effortless grace. And then someone pulled out a flawless, perfectly round toilet (which could be remodeled later), made a snap of their fingers: "XXX, suck!" Then the world went dark, and the land for miles around was completely plundered. This person was A-Diao. A-Diao's strength was entirely due to the tireless support of her family and friends.

[A slapping, heartwarming story, scumbag abuse, and a sworn enemy transformed into a sister] After being murdered by a vicious female enemy in her previous life, Wen Ruxin was reborn as a newborn baby girl. She initially hoped to cultivate peacefully so she could return for revenge, but her sister was restless and had been plotting to take her life from the moment she was born.

So, Wen Ruxin embarked on a daily regimen of beating her sister, cultivating again, and then beating her sister to accelerate her cultivation.

But she never imagined that her scumbag father, who had been missing for so long, would use her and her sisters' spiritual roots to give to his mistress. To do so, he murdered their mother and forcibly seized their spiritual roots. Could she

tolerate this?

Of course not!

She allowed her father to be attacked by the formation, causing his cultivation to regress step by step, with his injuries failing to heal.

She had assumed that only by strengthening her cultivation could she destroy the scumbag father.

Li Hao, an ordinary IT worker, lives a dull life. His only hobby is to collect antiques. While strolling in an antique market, he was attracted by a mysterious old man and bought a seemingly ordinary ancient jade. Who knew that this jade pendant was a mysterious carrier connecting the myriad worlds? After an accident, it activated the "Myriad Worlds System" dormant in it. However, this system is not a cold and serious existence, but a mischievous and prank-loving "bad friend" type character. It always uses various weird tasks and challenges to "help" Li Hao improve his cultivation, claiming that this is a shortcut for him to grow quickly, but in fact it often pushes Li Hao into ridiculous and embarrassing situations.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for unlocking the Wanjie system! The novice gift package has been issued: Get the 'Primary Sword Control Technique', which allows you to fly with a sword for three full seconds!"

"What? Only three seconds?"

"That's very conscientious, okay! Do you know how many cultivators can't learn to control a sword in their entire lives? Besides, three seconds is enough for you to fall from the fifth floor, just thinking about it is exciting!"

In this way, Li Hao began his journey of cultivating immortals under the "guidance" of this wonderful system. He needs to complete all kinds of strange tasks, travel between the real world and the Wanjie Xiuxian world, collect spiritual objects, improve his cultivation, and balance work and life in reality.

In this process, Li Hao not only gradually discovered his potential, but also uncovered the major secrets behind the jade pendant and the system, as well as the quietly recovering aura and hidden Xiuxian forces in the real world... A ridiculous and interesting journey of cultivating immortals begins!

Wang Pingan wakes up and finds himself a constable of the Wuji Empire, investigating flower-picking fairies, fighting headless corpses, and investigating old cases.

Condense the death energy beads, absorb the death energy, evil energy and other negative things, turn other people's arsenic into your own medicine, explore the secret realm, search for treasures and medicine, and achieve immortality.

[One simulation per day, humorous, survival-oriented, ruthless, fast-paced, full simulation inheritance, long simulation]

You transmigrated to a world of cultivation, activated the simulation system, and unlocked the simulation space. Your lifespan was pitifully reduced to only one day, and to survive, you relentlessly simulated. Then one day, you suddenly looked back and realized you had become a Great Emperor.

Murdered by my own father, I activated the Myriad Worlds Divine Sword System.

Scrap metal? In my hands, it can be elevated to divine quality!

A broken sword? I can restore its sword spirit with just one glance!

As for the divine sword that protects the country and is regarded as a forbidden delicacy by the emperor and is not allowed to be touched by others?

I hooked my finger in the air, and it shattered the dragon table and flew into my hand impatiently.

The emperor has gone mad and the whole country is looking for me.

Facing an army of billions, I have a forest of divine swords behind me.

I smiled calmly: "Your country's destiny is determined by my sword."

"You are a swordsmanship talent unlike any other! If you learn swordsmanship from me, at most ten thousand years from now, you can become an unparalleled immortal king!"

To earn extra money, Zhuang Wudao abused his position to resell old weapons from the academy. However, he encountered a mysterious, decaying sword that clung to him, impossible to shake off, break, or suppress, sending chills down his spine. Yet, every night, Zhuang Wudao dreamt of a stunningly beautiful young woman.

[Horizontal push] [Cruel] Qin Jinyang traveled through troubled times, with natural and man-made disasters, and the people were in dire straits...

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[In the year of great disaster, you gave rice seeds to the people, with a compassionate heart, and the Heart Sutra of the Holy Doctor was fulfilled! 】

[You swept through the bandits' den, used thunderous methods, and gave the villagers and caravans a safe road. "Martial God's Gangqi" was completed! 】

[You overthrew the decadent dynasty, gave fertile farmland to the poor people, and evolved your roots! 】

[The fairies, gods and demons are in chaos, you pierce the sky, bring good weather to all living beings, and break your own limits! 】

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I am greedier than you and more generous than you!