"Congratulations, host. Because you've rejected the system's mission, you'll be randomly matched with a destined partner to assist you." Somewhere in the remote mountains and waters, a white tiger spirit, after cultivating for a thousand years, was chased by a rolling thunderbolt and forced to flee. Damn it, whether or not Tang Sanzang goes to the West to obtain the scriptures is none of my business! Guanyin: "Xuanzang, go and obtain the scriptures, and stop making trouble." "Okay, no problem, it's completely fine." Several days passed, and Tang Sanzang still hadn't made a move. Mu Cha: "Oh no, Avalokitesvara, Tang Sanzang has sprained his ankle and can't go on the road." Avalokitesvara: "Calm down, let Wukong and the others tie him up and take him on the road. I don't believe that monkey can't subdue him!" On the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong, holding a dogtail grass in his mouth, said with a look of despair: "Why hasn't the master come yet? Did he get lost?" In Gaojiazhuang, Zhu Bajie looked warily at the sturdy monk carrying a white horse. The monk smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, I'm just a knight passing by." In the Quicksand River, Sha Wujing jumped out of the water with a ferocious look, but saw a muscular gray-robed monk throwing the white horse directly across the river. Frightened, he quickly dived back into the river. "We agreed to fetch the scriptures to the West and give them to the disciple. What's the point of fetching the scriptures without a disciple? I'm tired and I'm going on strike! Otherwise, Buddha, can you express the scriptures to me?" Tathagata: "..."

For billions of years, eras have changed.

The past eras are coming to an end, fragmented, and lost in endless time and space. One day, these fragments of eras suddenly descended into the world, forming a series of semi-independent fantasy worlds that are connected to the world.

Zhou Yan, a young man from Earth, died in a car accident and traveled to this world. He obtained the treasure "Qiankun Ruler", which allows him to travel between the heavens and enter the lost eras that have not yet descended into the world in advance...

Three years ago, he was a young master of noble status and followed by many people. A conspiracy happened, and he was hunted down by the Zhao family and expelled from the Xiao family. Three years later, he returned to this city with a terminal disease and a mysterious power. He was no longer unrestrained and romantic... He only hoped to die in her hands before he died. But a series of events involved him in the conspiracy again. He was no longer Xiao Mo, but the terrifyingly strong Ji Mo... "Me? Afraid of death? Ridiculous! Do you know what I experience every night at twelve o'clock... It's a hell worse than death!" His fiancée is about to marry someone else, and the mysterious terminal disease disappears day by night.

After sixteen years of studying opera, he stepped onto the stage to vanquish demons and gods.

He played Bao Gong, and the ghosts cried out for justice as Yama, the King of Hell, was beheaded by the dragon-headed guillotine.

I'll impersonate Zhong Kui, vanquish demons across the land, and capture evil spirits to enjoy with my wine.

The dancing Guan Yu, with his unwavering righteousness, sweeps away all injustice with his Green Dragon Crescent Blade.

Singing of the Great Sage, with his mighty cudgel rising, the jade sky is cleared of dust for ten thousand miles!

...

"A mere actor dares to pretend to be a god?"

Deep within the Yin Mountains, a ghost king uttered a mocking voice.

"An actor?"

Zhou Sheng suddenly opened his phoenix eyes, Guan Gong's robe billowed without wind, and his crescent blade trembled with a dragon's roar.

"Waaaaah!"

The painted-face singer's voice is like a thunderclap from a clear sky, accompanied by the rapid beat of gongs and drums. The Azure Dragon splits open the gates of hell and single-handedly goes to the meeting to capture the demon!

With all the demons vanquished, Zhou Sheng stood stroking his beard and began reciting lines in a theatrical style.

"The demonic aura has vanished, and the world is now clear and bright. You must remember:"

I am—the Marquis of Hanshou, the Great Emperor Xietian, the Holy Lord Guan!

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A sword cultivator must be pure.

Love must be exclusive.

One sword by my side, one love for a lifetime.

No matter the mountains and rivers, no matter the realm—slaying immortals, vanquishing demons, killing gods, cleaving the heavens—I will only follow my path, and I will only search for her, my one true love...

Regular version: One hundred thousand years ago, the way of heaven suddenly collapsed, and the nine heavens and ten earths entered the era of difficulty. There was no longer a heavenly emperor in the world.

Thousands of years later, a mysterious young man who talked like crazy, dressed in white and wielding a sword, walked out of the deserted land with a black crow, and became famous all over the world.

Pretentious version: The law of heaven collapses, eternal chaos occurs, the world is in turmoil when a young man is born; the white clothes are old, the heart remains unchanged, and the world is turned upside down in a single thought!

Aliens appear, all races are afraid, one person and one sword suppress the sky; reincarnation begins, hell returns, and the true name is praised on the road to eternal life!

Princes, generals and ministers are passers-by from heaven and earth.

Traffickers, footmen, and pawns are all reduced to dust.

Really, the morning is like blue silk and the evening is like snow, right and wrong, success and failure turn around in vain.

In the thirty-seventh year of Jianwu, Li Ping'an traveled through the Daqian Dynasty and obtained the treasure of merit. From then on, the gears of fate began to turn...

Li Jue traveled back to the Qin Dynasty era and became an executioner who sought out the yin gate, beheading criminals.

However, unfortunately, the evil spirit entered the body and almost lost his life. Fortunately, he obtained the yin and yang life and death scroll, and he could get the corresponding reward when he executed the prisoner.

Li Jue began a career of beheading prisoners. When he was invincible and lonely in the world, he met a monkey to worship.

The monkey claimed to be from the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain, and Li Jue immediately understood that this was not a Gaowu Daqin, but a Daqin during the Journey to the West.

And others have already killed enough, and the next step is to kill demons, ghosts, immortals, gods, and Buddhas, and the rewards are getting richer and richer…