【Cultivation + daily comedy + side face transfer + face slap + Lao Liu + Gou Dao. 】

Everyday funny, humorous and witty conversation, and a slow-paced main story.

After Han Changkong traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, he discovered that the owner of this body had been injured and became a disabled person in order to help the sect find the Sword of Heaven.

Finally he died in his own cave.

After traveling through time, Han Changkong activated the golden finger, which allowed him to transfer his own negative energy to the enemies who wanted to kill him.

"Damn, the enemy seems to be unable to hold on any longer. Big brother, hold on a little longer! I'm about to break through!"

"I want this technique that allows you to quickly cultivate by sacrificing your lifespan."

Brother, you are injured, take the pill quickly, or I will give you the pill?

Then he took out a bunch of healing pills and gave them to his enemies.

Senior Sister: "No? You gave healing pills to the enemy?"

"Senior Sister, the enemy is also a human being. This is called boundless love."

I thought to myself: If I really die, where can I find such a tough enemy?

Han Changkong just wants to survive and thrive, just wants to be a local emperor, just wants to have 30,000 beauties in his harem, and has no desire to make progress.

[New Preview: "Chasing My Wife in Ancient Times", text below ↓↓↓]******System 223 was a brand new system, eagerly bound to its host on its first day. However, before it could unleash its prowess and lead its host to the pinnacle of life, the host's life was brought to an end by a brief pause in its bond. Devastated, 223 had no choice but to relocate its recently deceased host to a new plane, carefully selecting a recently deceased white tiger for the host to possess. "Ding, System 223 has loaded. This system features a built-in game upgrade system. Building Foundation in one month, Golden Core in three months, and Nascent Soul in a year are no dream! Wishing the host a speedy ascension and reaching the pinnacle of life!!!" Jiang Mo, who had been inexplicably bound, responded: "..." Jiang Mo, who had just received the White Tiger's inherited memories, responded: "Slaying monsters is so tiring! Divine beasts even increase their cultivation by sleeping. How about this: One sleep to build Foundation, two to Golden Core, and three to Nascent Soul, all by dreaming!" System: "...Is there such a good thing? I'm probably dreaming, right?! So how long do you want to sleep?" Jiang Mo: Ten or eight years isn't too short, a hundred or a thousand years isn't too long. System: Unable to unbind, I'm shutting down :) However, Jiang Mo didn't manage to sleep for a hundred or a thousand years, because, obsessed with looks, she soon met a stunning beauty... Who could ignore a kitten lying down trying to scam someone? Notes: 1. A cool, plush-obsessed senior sister vs. a lazy, shrewd little white tiger. 2. The author has never practiced cultivation, so I don't know what it's like to practice cultivation. My personal thoughts are numerous. PS: This article will be published on October 14th, with three more chapters to come. Please continue to support us.~****** New story: "Chasing My Wife in Ancient Times" Also known as "Forced Landing in Ancient Times" or "Interstellar in Ancient Times." Fang Huai is a Federation soldier who accidentally falls into a black hole during combat and is forced to land on an unknown planet. Fortunately, it's found to be habitable, with food and oxygen, as well as native intelligent life. Unfortunately, the planet's history is stuck in the ancient times, without even electricity. How will she repair her mecha and return?! On the first day of his forced landing in ancient times, Fang Huai emerged from his damaged mecha, wounded. Before he could even survey the new planet's surroundings, he was overcome by a fragrant breeze... His susceptible period had been triggered, leaving him groggy and his injuries worsening. He barely even saw anyone! On the third day of his forced landing, his drooping spirit finally solidified. A proud cat perched atop the wall, peering down... Let her see which bastard is taking advantage of someone's misfortune?! ...She's my wife, so it's all right. — Qu Wei, daughter of the current prime minister, renowned throughout the capital, unexpectedly found herself the target of a conspiracy at a banquet. Luckily, just when her situation was at its worst, a tremor erupted, like a tsunami, allowing her to escape. Stumbling, the effects of the drug took effect, and she fell into someone's arms... A month later, she killed her enemy, two months later, an imperial decree granted her marriage, and three months after that, she discovered she might be pregnant?! Note: 1. ABO private version, with children 2. Interstellar black technology occasionally appears 3. The setting of spiritual power materialization is equivalent to the clone ***** The old pit is finished and can be killed - "Becoming the heroine's prematurely deceased fiancé": Dear, did you travel through time? A wife is given to you! "The Princess Is Everywhere": The adorable princess VS the animal-loving general. "The Prince Consort Has Reborn": Reborn in the Shura Field, the little princess is panicking. "My Princess Has Reborn": The talented and sweet prince consort VS the white-outside-white-inside-black-and-falsely-innocent princess. "Reborn in the Wedding Hall": Reborn and in love with the mortal enemy. "Reborn in Taoyao": The blind and infatuated stepsister VS the dull and stuffy little general. "Body-Swapping Marriage": The internal digestion of the eldest lady and the young master after the body swap. "Unconquerable Target": When the conquered person is reborn and has the "mind-reading ability". "Kneeling to Return to the Countryside": The general who returns to the countryside VS the dark and gentle eldest lady, on the difficulty of resigning. "Reborn General Is Hard to Find": The arrogant cat empress VS the upright little general. "Uh, Your Highness": The domineering princess VS the cute and foodie prince consort. Concept: Pursue beauty, and even salted fish can turn over.

Traveling through time and space to become the second senior brother of the most righteous sect in the world, this was originally a beautiful thing.

But I didn't expect...

The disciples here are extremely rigid and only know how to practice.

Lu Yuan took a look and realized that this was not okay.

First of all, to prevent the sect’s female disciples from encountering the idiotic plots in those melodramatic TV dramas and novels from their previous lives.

She accidentally got poisoned by the Hehuan Powder, and in order to break it, she had to have sex with a disciple of the Demon Sect. In the end, she got pregnant with the Demon Sect's child, and love turned into hatred.

How can we prevent this kind of thing?

Lu Yuan smiled calmly: "I just drugged you, didn't I?"

The hardworking Lu Yuan got up early and went to bed late, and spent the day with his disciples in their caves, with food and water.

From then on, all the disciples of Tianyi Sect grew up eating aphrodisiacs, and their bodies developed drug resistance.

No longer afraid of such despicable tactics.

Then next——

These innocent male disciples of Tianyi Sect have been hiding in the mountains. What if they encounter a skilled witch when they go down the mountain?

Lu Yuan transformed himself into a hot and sexy woman, and in the middle of the night, he took the photo stone to seduce Xiao Chuannan.

Under the guidance of so many teachers in previous lives.

These innocent male disciples were seduced and couldn't stop, and when they were deeply tempted, they shouted.

"Senior Sister, how come you have..."

Lu Yuan also recorded these scenes of social death and played them repeatedly in the hall.

These male disciples no longer believe in love.

In addition, to train their ability to adapt to changing circumstances.

Lu Yuan would randomly refresh the disciples who were sleeping in the monster's lair in the middle of the night.

The disciple who was sleeping soundly woke up and found himself in the monster's lair. The sky seemed to have collapsed.

Faced with such a Second Senior Brother, the disciples cried out in unison: "Second Senior Brother, stop treating us like demons!"

(Dark story, no heroine, decisive killing!)

Rebirth in another world to obtain the sacrifice system:

Sacrifice the blood-clotting warrior and the iron shirt will be perfected!

Sacrifice the bone-training warrior and achieve the Golden Bell Cover!

Sacrifice the innate warrior and achieve the great success of Hunyuan Gong!

…

A few years later, Zhou Hao looked at the system panel with insufficient sacrifice value and set his sights on the righteous warriors again...

Earn points by spending your life, and you can redeem them directly for martial arts realms!

Xue Ling is a mortal with a lifespan of only twenty years. Fortunately, killing monsters and earning points can not only improve his realm, but also prolong his lifespan!

With a mortal body, he slayed demons and monsters, fought his way out of the bloody path, and frightened these wanton beasts!

Xue Ling: "Old demon, I heard you lived a long time, I want to borrow something from you."

Millennium Demonic Snake: "It's you!?... Can I not lend it to you?"

Xue Ling: "Of course, I am a reasonable corpse collector. If someone doesn't let me be reasonable, I can still collect corpses."

"Borrow it! Borrow it now!"

Wuhun Shitian's summary: Comparing talents? Even if you're exceptionally gifted, you'll be utterly nauseated in front of me. Competing for treasures? I possess countless treasures, each one enough to drive the strongest to madness. What, competing for women? Every one of my companions is a beauty to be reckoned with, so hurry up and take your country bumpkin away. A young man, exiled from his family, stumbles upon a shocking secret by chance, and his life changes forever! A divinely powerful Horcrux! An upgradeable beast soul! A heavenly book that defies destiny! Embark on a journey of conquest armed with countless treasures, making the world tremble and the very world prostrate at your feet.

[Unreal Court] [Lighthearted and funny] [The male lead is so handsome] [Many female leads] [It looks better in the later stages]

Also known as "I'm just a scholar, you say I'm violent?"

"I asked you to be an official, but I didn't ask you to take in a beautiful female demon!"

Lin Moben thought he had a perfect start by marrying a beautiful wife!

Unexpectedly, on the wedding night, he saw his beautiful bride slowly peeling off her skin and painting her eyebrows and lips!

Painted Skin? ! !

In an instant, all the alcohol disappeared and I was covered in cold sweat!

[Use your body as bait, reward: 100 Kindness Points, first time completed, receive a Pure Yang Body.]

[Kill the Banshee, Reward: 100 Good Karma Points, First time completed, receive the Painted Skin Technique!]

I finally married a stunningly beautiful woman, and you want me to kill my wife to prove my faith?

As the saying goes, when evil thoughts arise, the world is wide open...

......

A few years later, Lin Mo, who was reluctantly promoted to a land immortal, commanded the court with his sword, killed the four barbarians, and his battle became known to the world!

"Rebellion is really that simple."

"The first step is to rush into the palace."

"The second step is to kill the emperor."

"The third step is to become the emperor."

Of course, it all started on his wedding night when he mustered up the courage to open the door...

It is rumored that a genius suddenly emerged from the Qingyang lineage, the most mysterious lineage in the Xuanmen.

Various rumors are emerging one after another.

Yun Jiao turned around and glanced at the real boss next to him: "..."

It’s fake, I don’t know anything and I’m even panicking.

Yun Jiao: "Grandmaster, let's make a deal. Next time we encounter a demon, let's stay calm. It's very troublesome for me to treat it!"

Ye Yuan: "..."

Su Fu traveled to the world of immortals, but he was not living comfortably until one day he suddenly got a system...

"Master Su's cultivation is immeasurable. He can kill people invisibly with just a hidden weapon!" Such rumors spread in the world of cultivation. Su Fu touched the 98k in his hand guiltily.

"The disciples of the Black Iron Sect have noble morals and a firm heart for the Tao!" Many powerful people praised. "The system teaches well." Su Fu said.