[Physical publishing contract signed]

[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]

One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.

During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.

Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".

She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.

Before I met Chi Miao:

The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.

The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.

The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.

The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.

After getting to know Chi Miao:

Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."

Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."

Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."

The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."

Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.

Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!

Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"

On the eve of Zhu Yunwen being named the crown prince, the true eldest grandson of the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Xiongying, came out of his tomb!

Zhu Yuanzhang: Good, good, our eldest grandson is back.

Minister: He appeared again after being dead for ten years? A ghost...

Zhu Yuanzhang: How dare you say that my eldest grandson is a ghost? I let you be a ghost, but my eldest grandson is clearly an immortal.

Military Merit: The emperor's eldest grandson is extremely capable, and he is suffocating us!

Zhu Yuanzhang: You should be thankful that our eldest grandson has returned, otherwise how could we let you breathe?

Civil servant: The emperor's eldest grandson's ability to govern the country and ensure the people's safety makes us ashamed!

Zhu Yuanzhang: All of you are not as good as my eldest grandson. Reduce your salaries. The Ming Dynasty does not support idle officials!

Zhu Di: The emperor's eldest grandson is brave and good at fighting, and he is a master in command of troops. I was still guarding the north, and he went to the west.

Zhu Yuanzhang: Fourth brother, you should be a good general in conquering the north. You are far inferior to our eldest grandson!

Zhu Yunwen: Grandfather Emperor, you mentioned before that you would make me the Crown Prince...

Zhu Yuanzhang: Yes, that's right. The crown prince must be enthroned as soon as possible. But what does it have to do with you? We must enthronize our eldest grandson, Zhu Xiongying!

Zhu Xiongying: "I've already said that when working, we should refer to our positions. Your Majesty, please call me Grandson!"

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

——

"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

[Xiao San's new book, "Yin Yang Crown," has been registered.]

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I have one sword that can cleave heaven and earth, I have two swords that can cleave the sun, moon, and stars, I have three swords that can cleave the nine heavens and ten earths... I have nine swords that can cleave through countless reincarnations. You, will you accept my sword?

Three Realms were in chaos, invaded by demons. Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and other disciples turned evil, some died, and both the Western Buddhist world and the entire heaven and hell were invaded by the power of the foreign demons, and all the gods and Buddhas were destroyed. Only Tang Ku, who had traveled through time and space as Tang Sanzang, was left, looking at the little white dragon in the Hualong Pool, which had turned into a pile of bones, with tears in his eyes, speechless and choking! "My pair of iron fists can wipe out all the evil monsters, but my disciples, how can I save you?" Tang Ku sighed helplessly to the world!

After traveling through a witch world for decades, my future has been cut off because of my qualifications. I really can’t bear to die like this!

So...if you have the chance, stop being a human being!

This is the whisper of the universe from an evil god!

They call me...the one who whispers in the stars, the one who peeps with evil eyes, the one who devours the world, the one who cannot be named!

A massive/nationwide/divine examination is about to begin! [Main competition upgrade + some adventure exploration] Please add my pre-order novel, "An Ordinary Person But Always Covered by a Furry Thing!", to your collection. Synopsis below~

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Hello, examinee. You are about to take the final exam for the first semester of the 4050-4051 academic year at [Shenming Academy].

Please select your current pantheon.

You have selected [Chinese Pantheon]

(Friendly reminder: This pantheon has extremely low faith value and a historical success rate of 0. Please confirm with caution!)

Candidate Su Fu, Kunlun Academy, Student ID

This is a world where martial arts and demons coexist. The remaining power of six generations cultivated the First Emperor, who transformed the black dragon energy into the ancestral dragon energy and swept across the six kingdoms to unify the world. Emperor Gaozu killed a white snake demon as big as a mountain, and wielded the Red Emperor Sword to compete with Overlord for the Central Plains. Liu Xiu can really make meteorites fall from the sky, and the Great Sage Teacher really has the ability to turn beans into soldiers. There are also invincible iron fists and piercing forests... Warriors burn mountains and boil seas, destroying the world. Demons turn into disasters and run rampant. Li Ye, who has the "God-killing System", traveled to this world. Kill the Plague God to get [Eat Qi], kill the Yaksha to get [Swallow Filth], eat air and swallow filth, and then [eat ghosts]! Seize the authority of thousands of gods and demons