In order to save a little girl, the courier Lin Feng traveled to the world of "Birds in the Courtyard".

After completely accepting this place, the "Ten Thousand Times Return System" was awakened!

With the support of the system, he not only lived a happy life, but also made great contributions to the country!

Goose: "Rabbit, when will you pay me back the eight billion you owe me?"

Lin Feng: "It's just 8 billion rubles, I'll give it to you now!"

Bald Eagle: "Rabbit, why do you store so much iron ore?"

Lin Feng: "Can't we build a rockery?"

Iron Man Tokiomi Tohsaka, Kiritsugu Emiya (father of magical girls), Kariya Matou (dark swordsman), King Arthur (who spews profanities)... Captain Uchiha Sasuke (Bleach), Naruto Uzumaki (Primarch), Sakura Haruno (true progenitor of the vampire clan)... The Marvel Universe, teeming with heroic spirits and visitors from parallel worlds; Digimon from the Pokémon world; a crossover world invaded by supernatural tales; EVA, where Ultraman descended... In each world, beings that shouldn't exist have appeared, bringing a worldview-destroying shock to the inhabitants. "Yes, I did all of this. As the Fourth Calamity, wielding the 'Funny' system and with the profession of 'Masked Fool,' it's perfectly reasonable for me to do things that make people's vision go black, right?" "What? You're asking what those people who saw another version of themselves in a parallel world and were driven to nervous breakdowns think?" "I think..."

Shi Mu transmigrated into a manga filled with passion, suspense, and horror. As a charismatic, busty, and slender female villain, everyone who met her wanted a late-night chat with her. In the end, she was sold abroad by the corrupted boss. Time rewinds to ten years ago, when 17-year-old Shi Mu first met the relatively innocent big boss. The boy squinted in the sunlight and asked her name. She stammered, "Shi Mu..." After a moment's thought, she added, "Male." "..." In this world where romance is primary and plot secondary, only a boy can protect himself. However, she didn't expect that one night the big boss would suddenly say to her, "I want to be the top. If you make me happy, I might let you be the bottom occasionally." "??????" What the hell are you talking about?! To avoid being exposed to the sun, Shi Mu hid her gender, worked hard to build abs, dedicated herself to tanning, and developed herself in all aspects of life, but ultimately— "You're really beautiful," the boss smiled wickedly. Shi Mu: QAQ Little bro, what's wrong with you?! A Miao witch villain X an unapproachable big shot. Warning: The female lead is disguised as a boy; this isn't a typical slice-of-life school story, so please don't try to find historical accuracy. If you enjoy "Transmigrating Before the Big Shot's Dark Turn," please recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!

In the national professional era, everyone can awaken their profession, transfer and upgrade, and become a professional.

Bai Chengyun traveled through time and awakened a strange professional simulation puppet master. He could only make simulation puppets with no appearance. Fortunately, he awakened his second talent and could make the simulation puppets evolve into incarnations outside the body.

Since then, the rankings on the professional gold list have undergone earth-shaking changes.

No. 1 on the professional gold list—Occupation: Red Dragon Sword Master—Professor: Zhu Lingya

Professional Gold List No. 2 - Occupation: Undead Monarch - Professional: Yan Xinghuo

Professional Gold List No. 3 - Occupation: Barbarian God Warrior - Professional: Man Feizhou

Career Gold List No.4......

Bai Chengyun: "To be honest, the career gold medal list has been rounded up by my clone!"

Zhu Yinghan transmigrated to the world of One Piece and, with the help of a god, obtained the Human-Human Fruit, a Mythical Zoan type, and the Devil Fruit in the form of the Monkey King.

First, he tricked the young Empress into becoming his wife, then he became sworn brothers with Luffy, and finally joined the Navy, where he met Kalifa, Momousagi, and a group of beautiful Navy women.

However, during the Marineford War, Sengoku grabbed Garp's sleeve and shouted, "Why is Zhu Yinghan fighting with Akainu?"

Years later, someone asked Zhu Yinghan, "What was your greatest gain in this world?" Zhu Yinghan chuckled and replied, "My many wives!"

(System novel, the system's ability is to summon monsters and characters from Zero Zone to another world) (Yuri romance, succubus from Six Points Street, beloved by the group, popular with everyone)

My name is Shi Ling, and I'm hopelessly addicted to Terminator Zero. In pursuit of an immersive experience, I bought a complete set of VCR playback equipment at a flea market. Unfortunately, I ended up losing the whole set as a secondhand device.

When I woke up again, I wasn't facing the hospital ceiling, but the gaping maw of a monster that I'd only ever seen in fantasy works.

I had already closed my eyes and waited to die, but who knew that the old device that took me away would haunt me and hover in front of me, its screen still flickering faintly:

Dear Rope Maker, we have detected that you have one unused encrypted master tape. Would you like to start tuning?

[Godslayer + Lord of Mysteries + Demigod at the Start + God of Fun + Tarot Club + Mastermind]

He transmigrated to the world of Godslayer, becoming a wealthy young master and Lin Qiye's seatmate. However, he was a native of Cangnan and would soon be reduced to ashes. He planned to just drift through life, but then Amon came knocking on his door...

Hey! I, Shi Meng, love an exciting life. Since God has given me this opportunity, I must seize it and also take advantage of opportunities that don't belong to me.

I'm talking to you, Lin Qiye. I'll borrow a miracle potion from you later.

Its extraordinary properties melt in your mouth... amazing!

Reorganizing the Tarot Club, I am the new Lord of Mysteries... Awesome!

...

As the great Emperor Roselle once said: "The taste of a witch is really good."

You agree, Loki.

(Azure Archives + City + Campus + Azure Archives) That "miracle" is named Chu Yin. In the game Azure Archives, he holds the position of teacher in Givotos. He is a college student. However, one night, a beam of light shines into Chu Yin's dormitory...

As usual, since I can't be sure that reading is always beneficial, I'll just wish everyone good health and great wealth.

For various reasons, I had to write a brief introduction like I would write a mystery novel.

1. [Contains cross-dressing elements; proceed with caution if you are sensitive to this.]

2. [If you want to see the story of Female Deadpool, you can leave after reading 25 and a half pages.]

3. [If you want to see Spider-Man fan art, you can skip to page 26 after reading the first page.]

4. [Starting the story with living with a female Deadpool, this is definitely not a normal story.]

5. [Multiple female leads] [Not brainless but with erratic thought processes] [Some bizarre actions will make people call you crazy] [The protagonist occasionally acts crazy, as does the writer]

6. [The writer has become more laid-back lately, so criticism is welcome, but it's uncertain whether they'll retaliate. If you're keen to argue, feel free to leave more comments.]

7. [Thank you so much for reading this far, but a story is just a story, good or bad, just for fun and entertainment. Thank you for all the encounters.]