(P.S.: Don't blame me for not warning you, this is poop. If you want to eat it, don't write a review.)

When you accidentally pick up a Rapeseed Flower Blade, you arrive in a Honkai world that hasn't collapsed yet, and your future destinies become intertwined, except that the way you open it is a bit strange.

(PS: There are tokusatsu elements and some character breakdowns. If you're interested, give it a try. If you're not, just leave. Anyway, I'm just doing this out of love and I won't get anything in return. No matter how much you complain, it won't affect me.)

When Fang Ran opened his eyes, he found himself transported to the world of One-Punch Man.

He became the "strongest man on earth," the King.

But he knew all too well KING's true strength.

Just as he was trembling with fear that his identity might be exposed at any moment, the system descended from the sky.

The game begins with an enhanced version of the twelve talismans: the Sheep Talisman and the Rooster Talisman.

The Sheep Talisman granted him immeasurable spiritual power, allowing his soul to break free from the shackles of rules and regenerate even if his physical body perished.

The chicken talisman can transform this infinite spiritual power into limitless and infinite mental power, which can be described as "limitless universal gravitation".

With an infinite mana bar and a top-tier ultimate skill, Fang Ran grinned as he looked at his supposedly strongest title.

From that moment on, the Monster Association's nightmare began.

After transmigrating, there was no system or old man. Luke thought he would live a mundane life, but he encountered his counterpart from other worlds in his dreams!

Luke from Hogwarts: Voldemort, isn't that a human-shaped power bank?

Naruto Luke: Hinata, hehe~

Pokémon Luke: What?! The trainer is getting ready to go into battle?!

Pirate Luke: I'm just a farmer; I'm going to plant beans all over the Red Line.

Ultraman: Today we'll fight Orb, tomorrow we'll beat up Zeta. Oh no, it's Old Man Ga! Run!

Lukes: Forget about running! Separate Lukes are mediocre, but united Lukes are invincible!

Cheat abilities: 1. Aptitude and talent can be stacked infinitely, but strength cannot be directly stacked.

2. Convergence: Mental and physical skills, strength, defense, speed... every Luke's stats will rapidly approach those of the strongest Luke. In other words, the Lukes will have no weaknesses and will become the strongest all-around fighters.

My mom is the Eastern King of the Celestials. She used to beat me up with Pokémon since I was a kid.

Now I'm bringing six top-tier Pokémon home to inherit the farm.

The mother sneered from the doorway: "So you've finally decided to come back?"

Her Serpent and my Serpent "Little Green" simultaneously unleashed a Leaf Storm.

Amidst the lush green leaves, I smiled and opened my arms wide: "Mom, look how well I've raised Xiaoqing!"

(I accept criticism. I've been a Pokémon fan since I was a child. This is also to fulfill some of my childhood fantasies and to pay tribute to Ms. Sakurai Satoshi, the voice actress of my childhood goddess Cynthia. Thank you for your voice that brought Cynthia to life, a character I love.)

(Non-dark) (Single female protagonist) (Not invincible) (Slice of life) (Battle)

[Impersonation + Intellectual Strategies + Thrilling Read + Undercover Agent + Infernal Affairs + All About Acting Skills]

When Lu Ye woke up, he found himself as a "scapegoat" in the demon royal palace, bearing the identity of the demon emperor and trapped in a den of monsters!

The captain, whose limbs are hooves, is loyal and devoted; the prime minister, whose tongue flicks like a snake, harbors murderous intent; and even the harem is filled with stunningly beautiful enchantresses.

The Rabbit-Eared Lady served the Emperor late at night; was she trying to verify her identity?

The Nine-Tailed Queen is furious and wants to expose my disguise?

Lu Ye was originally a pure human, but he was forced to put on the skin of a demon emperor. If he was not careful, he would be doomed!

At the crucial moment, the [Great Imposter System] awakens with overwhelming power—the more convincing the acting, the richer the rewards!

So Lu Ye suppressed his panic, used violence to mask his guilty conscience, and ruthlessness to conceal his scheming. He proceeded cautiously through the treacherous palace, outwitting the demons and playing the double agent game.

But who would have thought that those enchantresses who originally wanted to kill him would gradually develop infatuation and admiration in their eyes when they saw his decisive and ruthless appearance?

"Whether he is the true Demon Emperor or a fake substitute, from this day forward, I am the sole ruler!"

Finally, Lu Ye let out a cold laugh, shedding his feigned timidity. Wielding the power granted by the system, he, a mere human, forced the entire demon realm to grovel at his feet!

[Slow burn + multiple female leads + crazy yandere + sword and magic + detailed slice-of-life scenes + world-building]

Roland is the youngest son of the strongest family in the kingdom, the Falheim family. After being betrayed by his teammates, he is reborn back to his younger days.

In this era where the Four Emperors still exist and the Ten Kings have been established, Roland possesses a divinely bestowed SS-level thieving skill.

[Skill: Divine Forbidden Hand - Allows the user to steal everything the opponent possesses.]

[Condition: The more important the stolen item is to its owner, the more difficult it is to steal.]

Roland understands the theft, but isn't this condition a bit excessive?

But as Roland began to understand this skill, he discovered that conquering cities was inferior to conquering hearts and minds.

If I can steal her heart, everything will belong to me.

From then on, Roland became unstoppable, going further and further down the path of stealing hearts.

Until the day he ascended the throne, Roland looked at the "victims" group around him—

A white-haired swordsman fiancée who appears soft and cuddly but can actually slay dragons with a single sword stroke;

The socially awkward necromancer queen who can summon undead calamities at will, as long as she is given a snack;

A cunning imperial princess who sees imperial power as worthless and only wants to drag him into trouble all day long;

And then there's the Scarlet Queen, whose every step seems to float on lotus blossoms, her smile concealing a dagger...

Roland covered his face: "If I said that I really just wanted to steal a skill at first, would you believe me?"

[The male lead is not a righteous character and may be slightly dark; please don't mind.]

[A lazy, good-natured protagonist + a story of showing off and slapping faces + a satisfying read] Jiang Chen transmigrates to a fantasy world, becomes the villain in the book, and unexpectedly awakens a lazy system.

If you can get stronger by slacking off, who would bother with anything?

Villain? Who's the villain? I'm going to sue you for defamation. I'm a slacker.

Jiang Chen never expected that he would become invincible while he was wielding his power, and that without him, the plot would collapse.

"Successfully abandoned. Congratulations, host, on obtaining the Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation."

"Successfully abandoned your post. Congratulations to the host on your advancement to Immortal Emperor."

"Successfully abandoned. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Immortal King Weapon, the Universe Realm."

Wait a minute, it's been years since we last saw the main character, how come you haven't improved at all?

Oh no, aren't you the female leads? Why are you guys throwing yourselves at me?

"Clan Chief, something terrible has happened! Uchiha Itachi has been beaten to death in the street by the clan members!" "Huh? Nonsense! I just pulled him out this morning." "Then I must be mistaken. Maybe Uchiha Obito is dead." "What nonsense are you talking about!" "Clan Chief, I'm not lying to you! Anyway, one of them is dead! I can't tell if it's Itachi or Obito." Uchiha Tetsu rushed to the scene. That brat was indeed talking nonsense; both of them were clearly dead. "Sasuke, I need your 'pretending to be cool' for this mission." "Itachi, Obito, I'm the clan leader and you're sweeping the streets, it's all for the clan's benefit~" "Madara, just unleash your ultimate move!" "Shisui, use your Kotoamatsukami to make her fall in love with me! Wait, what do you mean she already loves me?" "Sarazana, Hikari, I don't offer pineapple heads here." "Uchiha Ban? Nice name, you should practice your elbow strikes more!" "Tajima! Madara! Fugaku! I'm the Uchiha clan leader, not you!" (Various anime, multiverse, ensemble cast, farming, slice-of-life, comedy) (First world: Demon Slayer) (Subsequent worlds: Type-Moon's Fate series, Overlord, Attack on Titan, Mushoku Tensei)

Moen White, a reborn individual, a multi-billionaire, and a business prodigy.

In what seemed like an ordinary year in 1991, his original plan was to short the ruble, acquire Microsoft, and build a global business empire.

On his 11th birthday, in order to extract the "Strong" trait from a "character actor," he stopped the three-meter-tall giant.

"Hello, young gentleman, my name is Rubeus Hagrid, the custodian of the keys to Hogwarts."

Seeing the message "High-level magical creature detected" pop up on his retina, Moen's worldview shattered.

This isn't a business war novel, it's Harry Potter?!

Good news: The system is still running, and the version has been updated.

Bad news: The currency exchange rate here is chaotic, and there's a noseless guy who wants to rule the world.

So, the art style changed.

At the Sorting Ceremony, he used Das Kapital to say that this was the new rule for Slytherin.

During Potions class, he talked to Snape about the commercialization and mass production of Potions patents.

On the Quidditch pitch, he equipped the entire team with Nimbus 2000s, using an alchemical engine to turn brooms into supersonic fighter jets.

Facing the basilisk, he did not use the Gryffindor sword, but instead wielded his black ironwood staff and fists.

......

[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...