"As a surgeon cosplayer, it's normal for me to carry a 50-centimeter bone saw with me, right?" "You mean the blood on the white coat? That's red dye smeared on."
"Why do you carry tape and hand ties? Of course, it's to subdue the murderer."
Looking at the [Professor Yang's electric chair], [Mary Shaw's cutting pliers], [Fisherman's sharp iron hook] and [Owl Skull's piano wire] in the task prop column, Su Zhao forced a kind smile and patiently explained to the serious-looking police and the trembling victim, "Please believe me, I really am a good man who saved her."
In his previous life, Lin Luochen was imprisoned until death due to a karmic entanglement with the Saintess of the Jade Maiden Sect. In this life, he severed all emotional ties and dedicated himself solely to the path of cultivation. However, fate had other plans.
The Demonic Empress's fingertips ignited with karmic fire: "You clearly remember the spot of this empress's cinnabar mole, don't you?"
The Saintess of the Jade Maiden Sect's sword tip shimmered with frost: "You broke my 'Supreme Forgetfulness of Emotion,' and now you think you can just walk away?"
The femme fatale, a bane to nations, smiled sweetly: "Only my husband truly knows me, inside and out."
Lin Luochen retreated step by step: "Ladies, there's a misunderstanding! I'm truly not your husband!"
The women scoffed in unison: "Lin Luochen, don't think we don't know you've been reborn. Still trying to deny it?"
Lin Luochen scurried away, clutching his head: "I just want to become an immortal ancestor, to have all the immortals bow before me! I don't want to talk about love and romance!"
Upon hearing this, the femme fatale licked her red lips: "So, my husband, you're into that? You should have said so sooner!"
Lin Luochen gazed at the beauties pursuing him and suddenly realized with horror that in this life, he might die even sooner than the last...
A beauty with the face of an Arctic fox, with her two blades, Xiudong (Winter Embroidery) and Chunlei (Spring Thunder), strives to be number one under the heavens.
An ancient prisoner at the bottom of the lake, loves to eat meat.
An old servant with missing front teeth, on his back a box of swords.
A youthful sect elder riding a mythical Si (Elasmotherium), dares not go down the mountain.
A not-too-cold-hearted assassin maiden riding a panda, a sunflower slung over her shoulder.
In this Jianghu, where traveling nobles care more about fashion, wandering heroines care more about popularity, and sects care more about currying favor with the imperial court.
Our main character, with blade in hand, got this Jianghu and made utter mincemeat.
This is a world invaded by weird rules.
The chosen one will become a player and enter a strange copy.
Players who enter the dungeon will gain a skill that can play a huge role in the game.
Bai Liang was also selected, but his skills were different from others.
[Hard talk]: When you die, you can pretend that you are not dead yet and be resurrected on the spot.
[Outlaw]: You can disobey the rules and no one can do anything to you.
[Everyone for Me]: When the mission fails, a player will be randomly selected to die for you. After the mission is completed, the settled reward will be divided equally between you.
[Time and Space Stopwatch]: After entering the dungeon, time will be frozen for everyone. You can cheat and move secretly.
[Let’s Go]: Directly start the tanking mode, and your tasks will be assigned to other players.
[Clear the level]: The mission is completed directly and the remaining players are eliminated directly.
……
Other players: ???
[Recruiting apprentices + relaxed daily life + all members are good at playing the game + not playing by the rules]
Lu Changzhi traveled through time
Can choose a new identity
As a gambler, I decisively choose random
The result is really Qin Shi Huang touching the electric wire - I won
The only limitation - the god-level apprentice system, I didn't expect the first task to be...
[Other hosts with systems discovered... Invading... Tampering... Tampering completed... The apprenticeship mission has been issued...]
[Congratulations to the host for completing the process of recruiting disciples, and obtaining a novice gift pack, a mature enlightenment tea tree, and a new feature sign-in system cracked version. ]
[Congratulations to the host for completing the second disciple recruitment and obtaining the holy-grade ultimate array, the Wanxiang Killing Array, and the newly added feature of the idle practice system exclusive version. ]
[Congratulations to the host for having three disciples with spiritual qualifications. The synthesis of disciples with saint qualifications is on the way. Please collect them as soon as possible. ]
[The Kitchen God System is in use... Professional counterparts detected... Upgraded to the Great Kitchen God System... The system has been used. 】
.......
Not only do the disciples have a system, but I didn't expect that the sect is full of old people.
Hide your strength, call for help, and let every enemy have a highlight moment of one-on-ten
Laoliu Sect Laoliu Peak
No one can know
How far can this group of old men go?
Traveling through Arkham Asylum, Lan Qi found that he was not only getting more and more mentally alert after he became mentally ill, but also able to trigger bugs. [The Simpson's Halo of IQ Reduction: Then let me ask you, why is Superman's head pointed?] [Summoning Parents: Batman was silent when he saw his parents suddenly appearing. Isn't he an orphan?] [Rick's Toolbox: Randomly draw tools from Rick's toolbox] [Power of Power: Every elbow strike will gain a powerful power and "man!" sound effect blessing] [Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Batman in the Batmobile fell silent when he saw the four 100-ton kings coming towards him] [I'm kidding, I can change whenever I want: Superman was stunned when he saw the giant of light condensed from the light in his heart]...Faced with the condemnation of his fellow patient Silent Bat and Batman, Lan Qi said: "I'm just a poor...
"Actually, I'm telling the truth." After traveling to Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs, Su Sui awakened a superpower: hypnosis. But he can only hypnotize himself. This seemingly useless ability made him a well-known "big liar". Scarecrow: "Why doesn't my fear gas have any effect?! What kind of monster are you?!" Su Sui: "Strictly speaking, I'm an alien." Batman: "Such an obvious lie, but the polygraph didn't react at all." Su Sui: "It was just a joke, why are you always so serious?" Poison Ivy: "From the beginning, you have been pretending to be controlled by me?" Su Sui: "I haven't pretended for that long..." Wonder Woman: "The Lasso of Truth will make your lies invisible!" Su Sui: "I have indeed witnessed your growth with my own eyes, from a little girl...
Bai Luo traveled to a world where playing cards is respected.
He also became the top seven pseudo-duel kings at the top of the world?!
Before he could be happy, Bai Luo found that he only had a set of live twins?
It's bad. Nor the real virtue is not suitable.
Just when Bai Luo was worried that he would be hit by the Dark Dueler that day, he got a system called [teaching and educating people].
But there is actually a system that sends cards as long as you enlighten your heart?!
And enlighten the heart = duel?!
[Task: Enter the Duel Academy and become a glorious and great people's teacher.]
[Reward: Satellite Shining · Red Elf]
[Remarks: Satellite Shining series card tasks will be released in the future]
You said it earlier, I will never lose the duel!
DUEL!!
By the time Bai Luo came back to his senses, he had been surrounded by women.
The card elf flew around him, while the girls who had been changed by him before surrounded him.
Looking at the girls approaching step by step in front of him, Bai Luo couldn't help but sweat on his forehead.
"Wait, isn't it said that it will be okay if you win the duel? What's the situation now?!"
Got the Superstar System, eagerly entered the entertainment industry, only to find that it took ten years for the system to finish loading.
[Reward: 6.3 million shares of Penguin stock]
[Reward: 2 million shares of Maotai stock]
[Reward: 3.71 million shares of Mrs. Hua's stock]
[Reward: 300,000 shares of Apple stock]
[Reward: One special effects company]
[Reward: One metaphysical Santana 2000, immune to three car accidents]
Qi Hao originally thought he was working for the system, completing tasks like a puppet on strings.
Even felt a sense of shame from a certain play.
It was only later that he realized his shallowness and ignorance.
This wasn't him working for the system; it was clearly under the system's help, having various capital tycoons work for him.
One day, the vampire princess Eve suddenly found out that she seemed to be a human hero, and even a reincarnated one, whose memory was restored a billion times late. However, she quietly chose to lie down in accordance with the principle of living a Buddhist life. After all, she, the hero, was stabbed in the back before. Isn't it good to hold the thigh of the vampire queen now? Huh? She just wanted to go on a Buddhist trip, but there were more and more people around her? How could she become...