[Invincible + Sword God + Beating System + Fast Pace]

Lu Chuan, who was supposed to travel to the high-level martial arts plane, was sent to the cultivation plane because of an error in the stupid system.

In order to prevent the host from being killed, the stupid system forcibly locked Lu Chuan up for 100,000 years.

The sand sculpture system cannot match the template of the cultivation plane, so Lu Chuan can only practice swordsmanship in the high martial arts world.

One hundred thousand years, a full one hundred thousand years, Lu Chuan became the strongest sword god, but also became a psychopath.

That day, Penguin Logistics picked up a housekeeper who fell from the sky.

Since the day he was found, we have been living a life of eating well, drinking well and sleeping well every day.

Emiya: What should we cook today?

Shirou Emiya, 17 years old this year, is a magician and also a housekeeper picked up by Penguin Logistics.

Apart from some nightmares sometimes, life is pretty good.

It’s just that he seems to have gained a lot of strange titles recently…

The last conscience of Penguin Logistics

Penguin Logistics Limiter

The most wanted person by the Lungmen Guard

The Red Devil of Lungmen...and other titles that sound itchy.

Emiya: If that's all, then who is Emiya mother???

Penguin Logistics: Mother Emiya, we can't live without you! Don't be blinded by the people of the Lungmen Guard Bureau!

Lungmen Bureau: We also want to eat Mother Emiya's cooking every day! Defeat Penguin Logistics and let Mother Emiya regain his freedom!!!

Emiya: The people here are so strange.

Anyway, this is about Shirou Emiya's daily life after he was hit in the face by the Holy Grail and came to the Terra continent, with the main venue being Arknights.

Nowadays, even if you travel through time, you still have to work for someone.

Faced with the recruitment of the Space-Time Investigation Bureau, the worker Linton decisively signed the contract to sell himself.

The world is so dangerous, of course you have to cling to someone powerful~ So, a fun person began to make trouble in various worlds with pay.

(Light and joyful, those who want to watch Superman killing everyone without thinking and destroying the world, please enjoy it with caution)

Traveling through the world of Journey to the West, becoming Tang Sanzang, activating the live broadcast suicide system, Xu Shu live broadcasted the journey to the West and did crazy suicide: beating up Sun Wukong, grilling Zhu Bajie, shitting the three realms, steaming the King of Inspiration, sawing off the horns of the Bull Demon King, recruiting the Six-Eared Macaque as his apprentice, sucking out all the spider silk, plucking all the Jade Rabbit hair, and stealing all the Buddhist scriptures from Lingshan... to burn as firewood.

"Oh my god, did the original author write it wrong? My Journey to the West is completely ruined!" "Why does this Tang Sanzang look like a bandit?" "The person above is more confident, he is a bandit!" The netizens who watched the live broadcast were all stunned!

This article is the timeline of Douluo!

[King of cheaters] + [Tang San abused] + [Tang San abused throughout the whole process] + [Succubus] + [Death] + [God of fate]

In the final of the Soul Master Competition, Tang San looked at the six orange-gold soul rings on Huo Yuhao of the Spirit Hall team and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

The master looked at Huo Yuhao in front of him with resentment, but he could only rage like a dog...

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The God of Emotions Huo Yuhao was sucked into a black hole during the catastrophe of the God Realm. However, he did not die completely, but traveled back to the Douluo Continent ten thousand years ago.

Standing at the same starting point as Tang San, who is the well-deserved protagonist of the Douluo Continent.

Originally, he wanted to lead his companions to the road to the sky, but for some reason, the eyes of his companions looking at him became meaningful.

Of course, the first thing Huo Yuhao had to deal with was the Pope...

"Please respect yourself, Pope~"

Story of: After traveling through time, I taught cultivation in kindergarten

Tang Yifeng, who traveled to the modern world, found himself bound to the "Super Immortal Cultivation System", but the system asked him to open a kindergarten?! The cute kids are good at advanced mathematics, calculus, Tang poetry and Song lyrics, and they also take interest classes.

Parents: Baby, what special classes are there in the kindergarten?

Cute kids: We are learning to cultivate immortals!

After the news spread, everyone flocked to it.

Principal, will you accept a baby of 300 months old?

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There is an organization, half of which are undercover, a small half are useless, a small half are slacking off, and only a very small number of members are working loyally.

Question: Now you have become a member of that organization, and you are one of the very few.

What should you do now?

Answer: Thank you for the invitation.

I am in Tokyo and just traveled through time.

In this case, you must directly...

put your mind right, continue to be loyal and work hard for the organization until your death.

Seriously.

Three No Protagonists [No Quality] [No Morality] [No Virgin Mary]

At the beginning, Roger was hit by a pain car with great luck, and his soul was transferred to the body of Marvel's Captain America Steve Rogers.

From now on, the righteous Captain America no longer exists, and a decent captain who keeps saying fuck you is about to appear.

Welcome to the new Marvel Universe.

Here you will see a brand new American team.

A teammate cried when he saw it, and the villain saw Captain America bleeding.

Teammate: Damn it, no one told me that the captain was so uncultured before we formed the team!

Enemy: Damn, is this guy sure to be Captain America and not the Ancestor?

Lin Yuan transmigrated into a fantasy world, becoming an outer disciple of the Yunlan Sect.

Right after arriving, his master died, and his martial aunt began imparting her cultivation to him.

"Martial Aunt, why does this cultivation method seem... improper?"

"Yuan’er, don’t ask. Just focus on your cultivation."

As Lin Yuan progressed in the technique, he noticed more and more female cultivators gathering around him... "Martial Aunt!

You still say this isn’t a dual cultivation technique?!"

Jiang Shu, a 38-year-old bachelor, was unexpectedly reborn after a blind date with xxn, who offered a sky-high bride price.

When he opened his eyes, he was sitting in a kindergarten classroom. Just as he was about to dominate the children's world with his adult mind, the counterattack system suddenly popped up -

[The host is over 18 years old, and the life restart program is activated]

Jiang Shu: "I'm in kindergarten, you said I'm 18 years old?"

When the unattainable iceberg goddess in memory, the gentle and intellectual Bai Yueguang, and the spoiled and willful chaebol daughter, all turned into runny-nosed cubs asking for candy.

Jiang Shu pushed his non-existent gold-rimmed glasses and pushed Wangzai milk to the future cold goddess: "Call me brother Xiaoshu, this box of milk is for you."

It was not until eighteen years later that Jiang Shu, who had grown into an all-round male god, looked at the three beautiful girls in front of him who threatened to marry him, and began to think about what went wrong.

It was originally agreed to be just "friend cultivation", how come it became a bride candidate?

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(Tags: rebirth counterattack/system disorder/Shura field/childhood plum cultivation)