You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

[Speeding car + villain character + romantic and unrestrained + Wei Wu style + Cao thief + Lao Liu + thick face + domineering + daily picking up girls + driving too fast and can't stop! ]

[Don't click in if you don't like Cao thief's writing!

If you like Cao thief's writing, you can come in and take a look. You won't be disappointed. ]

[When you are in the Tang Dynasty, you have to be a big villain and capture women. You have to be as bad as you can, so bad that it will scare you! ]

[My queen, you don't want His Majesty to know about our affairs, right? ]

[Ahem! Madam Du, is your husband better? Or am I better? ]

[Oh! Madam Changsun, don't cry, weren't you very happy just now? ]

Hua Yunfei traveled through the Tang Dynasty and almost became a eunuch at the beginning. He had no choice but to reveal his identity as a traveler. What followed was Li Shimin's suspicion and worry about his existence as a heretic. While Hua Yunfei was dealing with Li Shimin and others, he used the excuse of curing illnesses to flirt with Empress Changsun and countless beauties.

[Female protagonist: Empress Changsun] [Female supporting roles: Four Imperial Concubines + Li Xiuning + Hong Funu, etc.]

(The introduction is weak, foresee the following, please see how the naturally romantic Hua Yunfei won the hearts of countless beauties in the Tang Dynasty!)

(This article is purely fictional, please do not treat it as official history.)

After graduating from Suning University and delivering couriers for 99 days, he finally awakened the courier god system!

As long as you deliver express, you will get a huge reward!

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing a special delivery, and the reward is 1 billion!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing a special delivery, and you will be rewarded with a Lamborghini Veneno!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing a special delivery, and be rewarded with a three-star Michelin restaurant."

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing a special delivery, and you will be rewarded with ten houses."

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing a special delivery. You will be rewarded with 30% of the shares of Penguin Group."

………

A reporter interview.

Reporter: "Hello, Mr. Su, how can I become a billionaire like you?"

Suning: "This is easy. We will earn 900 billion less."

All the reporters were petrified and their faces were disheveled in the wind.

Since then, a super rich man who dominated the world by delivering takeout appeared in the capital! !

My name is Suning, and I am an ordinary courier.

Jiang Ruoli traveled into a book and became the original wife of the villain who died early. Not only did she die by having her flesh removed, but she also implicated her entire family.

In order to earn money and run away, Jiang Ruoli returned to her old job and secretly wrote melodramatic works in ancient times. Her works include but are not limited to:

"Favoring the concubine and killing the wife? I will turn around and marry another powerful official" "The prime minister has no descendants? I will be favored for life by having a good pregnancy" "Belated love is cheaper than grass, why are you crying when I break up with you?"

At the beginning, people in the capital were greatly shocked and launched fierce attacks.

"What a ridiculous piece of paper! It makes no sense at all!"

"Unless I'm crazy, I won't read such a blasphemous book!"

However, when Jiang Ruoli did not release the sequel, they became impatient and almost tore through the scripts that they secretly hid at home.

Gradually, everyone realized that these words seemed to have come true one by one?

What? The son of the Minister of Rites secretly kept a mistress and forced his original wife to divorce?

What? The prime minister of the current dynasty really has an unspeakable illness?

Also! The only son of the Li family is a fake prince, and the real prince was forced to commit suicide?

……

Jiang Ruoli never expected that the novels she wrote would become popular in the capital, and countless people were speculating about her identity.

While carefully hiding her identity, she was thinking about divorce and escaping far away!

Therefore, Jiang Ruoli was crazy about curing Qi Yan's leg disease and saving his fate as a handsome, strong and tragic villain so that he would let her go.

When Qi Yan led his troops to war, she disguised herself as a little medicine boy, and while saving the wounded and dying, she continued to write melodramatic articles to enrich the spiritual world of the people living in the border areas.

Until that day...

[No female protagonist][Making trouble][Not a serious article]

What bad intentions could Black Zetsu have? Black Zetsu only wanted to save his mother.

How can this be called deception? This is the exposure of the unknown truth!

In this world full of love, everything is possible.

So - why didn't Danzo get married? Why did Scorpion of the Red Sand recognize the thief as his father? The real reason why Uchiha Madara ran away?

There must be a sad truth behind all of this. [PS. Black Zetsu background board]

【Wealth Freedom】【Daily】【Non-Single Woman】【Easy and Uncut】

People are worse off than dogs when they turn 30. Bai Ye, who was laid off, was disheartened and finally compromised with himself and decided to return to the small county town where he was born and raised.

But when he returned to the train to his hometown, he found that he was tied to a system called Life Assist.

[With the system in hand, you don’t have to panic when you are unemployed! Provide you with 888 yuan unemployment subsidy every day! ]

[Are you worried about your body? The system provides you with physical strengthening! ]

[Detected that you are on a blind date, and provide you with a gift package with a house, a car, and savings! 】

Looking at the system continuously providing support for his life, Bai Ye couldn't help but sigh: "No one helped me to reach the top of the mountain, I walked through the snow to the top of the mountain!"

"Xiaoxiancheng, I'm back!"

"This time, I have to change...

"So you're saying that the world is going to end, so you want to steal a rocket?"

"That's really interesting. I've caught people who robbed gold shops, banks, and even trains, but I've never caught people who robbed rockets."

"What do you think? Even if you really managed to steal a rocket, would you be able to drive it?"

Lin Xu, who was sitting opposite the man, nodded slowly.

"Yes."

"Really, I've driven it countless times."

"Also, you guys really need to hurry up, I don't have time."

"No time?"

The man laughed.

"Are you busy?"

"Very busy."

Lin Xu nodded.

"I have to go destroy the next world."

[Already fat and ready to be slaughtered] [Daily life in the era] + [Hunting in the mountains] + [Assistance system] + [Single female lead] + [Relaxed and funny]

My name is Ma Hu, the same as Ma Hu.

In my previous life, I was very poor because of raising dogs, and eventually died at the hands of a wild boar.

Reborn in 1986, he faced a lame father, a hardworking mother, a dilapidated old house, and a third sister wearing an old cotton-padded jacket.

I decided to keep dogs for the rest of my life, so I started by taking my dog, Huang, to hunt black bears.

Chen Pingjiang, who failed to start a business, restarted his life and returned to university.

Gou started his business on the university campus and meticulously became a billionaire.

Group purchases, WeChat, takeaways, Weibo, new energy vehicles, private rockets.

Musk also had to take me as an idol.

" What class do you take to the management company? "" Classmates, keep a sample? " ... "What joke are you making, the richest man is actually a college student?" Chen Pingjiang: "I have little interest in being the richest man, just want to have wind and freedom, and return is still a teenager."

Introduction to the work "Heavenly Black Household: I Open a Money House in the Immortal World (Also known as: Financial Consumer Terminator):

[System + Time Travel + Financial War + Darkness + Anti-Routine Harvesting] When 996 office worker Chu Xinghe traveled through the fairyland with the financial big data system, he found himself a black household in the Heavenly Dao credit system - he had no spiritual roots, could not practice, and even breathing was subject to "spiritual energy tax". He took out a calculator with a grim smile: "Playing with me? Let me show you a real dimensionality reduction attack!"

At the beginning, he mortgaged the flying sword of the Sword Immortal to make a "routine loan" and used leverage to pry the Danzong's ten thousand-year inventory; in the middle term, he issued "merit coins" to harvest incense and faith, and used short selling to exploit the thousand-year treasures of the Dragon Palace; in the later stage, he directly triggered the financial crisis of the fairy world, making the immortals and Buddhas in the sky kneel down and beg him to do debt restructuring! When the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace was put up for judicial auction, when the Demon Lord cried and signed a trillion soul gambling agreement, Chu Xinghe stepped on the fragments of the Heavenly Law and laughed: "Who still cultivates immortality these days? Finance is the source of all things!"

The three hundred years of planning hides a shocking reversal: the so-called system is actually the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, and all plunder will eventually feed back to the rules. Chu Xinghe tore up the contract at the highest level of the Zhutian Exchange, and millions of photo stones simultaneously broadcast evidence of the Heavenly Dao manipulating the catastrophe. "Consumer rights? I am the biggest dealer!"

When the last Immortal Emperor signed the equity transfer agreement with trembling hands, the plaque of the bank suddenly turned into a golden list of heaven: [Everything can be securitized, and all living beings are holders]. This is a bloody epic of capital locusts gnawing at the immortal world, and it is also the ultimate counterattack launched by financial evil spirits against the outdated rules! Click to witness: How to pry apart the thirty-three heavens with an abacus!