[A system that can only become stronger by fooling people] + [Cthulhu] + [Western Fantasy] + [Funny] + [No Harem]

Teammate A: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Blessing], right?

Rupert: I will play the Devil's Whisper for you on a loop, it's the same, you will have nothing to fear.

Teammate B: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Shield], right?

Rupert: I'll give you a [Void Tentacle] to attach to your body. Don't think it's ugly, it will protect you.

Teammate C: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Healing Aura], right?

Rupert: How about I get you all a few [Devouring Fangs] and you can suck them yourselves.

Teammate Ding: Rupert, you should know the healing skill that all trainee priests know, right?

Rupert: This one really does exist, but I rely on it to deal damage.

Teammate:! @#￥%...

A man who is becoming more and more like a weird and deviant priest, a man with multiple identities.

His story started with deceiving people. At that time, he didn't tell a single truth...

(Playing with memes, no system, second time travel, fun people)

From the Star Dome Railway to the Lord of Mysteries.

When the Fool meets the Masked Fool.

The essence of this world is pain and madness, which is not good, and people should laugh.

Because He will never give up on you, never let you down, never abandon you, never let you cry, never say goodbye to you, and never hurt you with lies.

He said, "There must be laughter."

Laugh at the self-righteousness of heroes, laugh at the power-hungry kings, laugh at the entanglement of lovers, and laugh at the scheming of wise men.

Look, the magical girl Audrey, the magnetic field strongman Alger.

What if Derrick becomes a farmer of light and whips the monsters in the dark.

Under the watchful eyes of the Amber King, can Colin Iliad carry the entire Silver City?

Please stay, this reader, and be happy. I wonder if you are willing to admit that the eyebrows of the Spring Eyebrow Star God Idriha are unparalleled.

[Crossing over + becoming a cat + pseudo-antithesis + single CP Hermione + warm daily life]

Original title: "The Secret Black Cat of Hogwarts". The protagonist is not a saint, and the IQ of all the characters is basically online.

The Oriental Black Cat brought mysterious power into Hogwarts. There are so many ghosts in the school, I really want to eat one, the Dementors taste very good, Voldemort is the main meal, there is no escape!

Centaur: The end of the bear, the destroyer of herbs, the nemesis of the eight-eyed giant spider, the ominous darkness...The Mars tonight blinded my eyes.

Draco: He is a true aristocrat! What an elegance!

Simo: shepherd of lost lambs, ferryman of the sea of ​​soul, life mentor, pioneer of art.

Macon: I'm a regular little black cat.

Voldemort: Great! I am beginning to understand everything!

Harry Potter:

I am a helpful person, I am an upright and kind person, I am a person with noble character, and I am a person who is free from vulgarity! Prosperous, democratic, civilized, harmonious, free, equal, just, rule of law, patriotic, dedicated, honest, and friendly.

"I have no ambition", this is the words that Reiner often put on his lips, he just wants to mix in the straw hat while traveling around the world to collect the dead, from Chloe. Oh dragon, and then to the old sand... The Golden Lion...

Pinch the painting style gradually strange, the horn snake-tailed demon I can understand, the saw demon what the devil? Where did you get this bitch out of it!

At the beginning of the war, the Warring States and the three major will watch Lina sitting on the execution table.

"What?" You say that these strong men are the undead of his manipulation!”

“How is it possible! Aren’t he cluttered with straw hats?”

“Don’t you call it logistics?”

Lena was not happy: "What is the name of logistics when you do anything?"

(With the ship + original plot, not the Virgin and not blackening)

You Qiuqiu transmigrated into a book and became a cool female N number in the entertainment circle. The position is the supporting role that has no name.

In this world where people are struggling to get to the top and become a frequent visitor of hot search, looking at everyone around her who is full of ambitions, You Qiuqiu has no fluctuations in her heart and just wants to be a salted fish.

But even if she is a salted fish, in order to become a salted fish with a high quality of life, she is being forced to do business for money.

You Qiuqiu: Paralyzed Salted fish jpg.

So the audience saw this scene –

You Qiuqiu sits in the shady place with her little stick in the variety show while cheering for the guests who have a hard time playing the game with their hideous faces.

Other female stars show off their eighteen martial arts in the live broadcast room to sing and dance. The worst thing was to remove makeup from the live broadcast. You Qiuqiu took out five takeaways.

Today I’m going to show you a live broadcast of fried chicken, kebabs, ice cream, crayfish, and doughnuts.

Audience: “…”

When You Qiuqiu was photographed at the awards ceremony, a handsome man and beautiful woman were sitting dignified around her, but she was sleeping with her mouth open.

You Qiuqiu thinks she is most likely demand to cool down.

She just took a nap! How could she be photographed! So angry!

Then…let’s calm down. The salted fish didn’t want to waste too much brain cells. When she was forced to do business, she still has some money. There are two apartments in the city center, enough to be a charter wife.

Who knows, she is on fire.

Frequent searchers and ranked among the top.

Thousands of fans are crying and shouting, Qiuqiu, you are the cutest cub in the world, completely different from those coquettish bastards outside. MaMa (BaBa) loves you!

You Qiuqiu:???

Give it a go. The salted fish becomes a koi?

Song Yizhi, who had been reborn countless times, simply gave up.

Every life could not change the ending of death, so Song Yizhi decided to give up!

While others were working hard to cultivate and ascend, Song Yizhi was weeding and watering the fields.

The new generation of talented disciples were working hard to cultivate, while Song Yizhi was roasting birds.

The girl of luck was introverted with her fellow disciples, while Song Yizhi was sleeping.

In the largest and most introverted sect, Song Yizhi was the saltiest fish.

In the end, Song Yizhi, who gave up too much, was punished.

Falling into the hands of a cultivation maniac, Song Yizhi thought he was going to die, but he didn't expect that in the end he would live... quite comfortably?

"Fifth Elder, I want to farm."

"Yes."

"Fifth Elder, I want to raise geese!"

"Yes."

...

With the connivance of a certain cultivation maniac, Song Yizhi not only changed his place drastically, but also made it more showy than before.

Qianyue accidentally traveled to the Naruto world with her maxed-out game account.

Chizuki, a half-blood Uchiha, said: Sharingan? Mangekyō?

Isn't this something that comes standard?

Isn't it something that happens naturally when you get older?

Why do we need stimulation to open our eyes?

Why is an eye transplant necessary to achieve eternal eyes?

This is too OUT!

A real man must awaken himself!

As for a pet like the Nine-Tailed Fox, doesn’t everyone have one?

Look, mine is still white!

You can also fight out of body and fight against the Ten-Tails!

This is what the Nine-Tailed Fox should look like!

Kurama, you can't even defeat Hashirama?

Or you should just quit the group, you are too weak, and the weak should be sealed.

Somewhere there is a traveling magician, his name is Xidi.

After obtaining the qualifications of a witch, he bid farewell to his mentor, the Stardust Witch Fran, and his junior sister, the Gray Witch Irena. During his aimless journey, he encountered the sky city that could not fall, the ancient dragon girl who turned into a human form, and the genius magician who wanted to popularize magic... He kept parting and reuniting with familiar people, and intertwined beautiful daily chapters of surprises during the journey.

"The world is vast and narrow. We start our journey from different directions. One day we will see a familiar figure, and see you at the crossroads of cause and effect."

——The story starts from He is still admiring [Zizhen]

Gao Yang traveled through Daqian, just in time for the empress to ascend the throne and gather talents from all over the world. So, as a poisonous scholar, he recommended himself!

Empress: "When you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family, looking at the corpses all over the floor, and suddenly found a child in the house, what would you do?"

Gao Yang: "I will say remember my face, next time we meet, I will not show mercy, then turn around and leave, then suddenly look back and laugh, haha, kid, we meet again!"

Empress: “…”

Empress: "Now the two armies are at war, but a plague has broken out in our army, and the morale of the people is low. What good plan do you have?"

Gao Yang: "I have a plan. We can use the catapults in the army to throw the bodies infected with the plague into the enemy camp, or put the extra bodies into the water source upstream of the enemy camp!"

The empress looked at Gao Yang, who was calm and composed, and said with a twitch of her lips, "I have found a living devil!"