[Strange story + Little expert in exorcising demons + Funny and cool pretentious story + Cruel and ruthless]

Gu Xuan had just graduated from high school and wanted to take advantage of the summer vacation to work and earn some tuition.

Who would have thought that the world's weirdness has already revived, and evil spirits are quietly appearing.

It just so happened that Gu Xuan had awakened the Immortal God inheritance system, and could easily summon the Chinese Immortal God! He could even obtain the Immortal God inheritance!

If you encounter a ghost in a wedding dress, call upon the underworld's chief, Bai Wuchang! Get the art of paper-cutting soldiers, plus tens of millions of RMB!

Meet the wild god of the Sakura Country and ask Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun to get the Eight Nine Mysterious Skills!

"I work so hard during the summer vacation that I only earn a few dollars. It's better to kill monsters and exorcise ghosts to make some extra money."

So, Gu Xuan became a professional exorcist.

…

One day,

In the middle of the Yellow River, a vicious dragon was trying to become a dragon.

The Yellow River flooded, Longguo live broadcast the dangerous situation and arranged for the emergency evacuation of the people.

Countless people across the country were heartbroken as they watched the waters engulf countless houses on both sides of the Yellow River.

At the most critical moment, a fairy in white suddenly came flying in the air with a sword under his feet!

A sword flew out, the dragon surrendered, and the whole country was shocked!

Countless people were in tears and knelt down and shouted:

"The immortal is born, God bless China, and the sword will slay the evil dragon!"

Gu Xuan's mother: "Dad, look, that looks like our son?"

Gu Xuan's father: "Fuck, is it true?"

"How did he become an immortal straight away when he was asked to work a summer job?"

…………

My name is Qin Sanshu, I'm 17 years old, and I live in the Sakura-sou area of ​​northeastern Chiba. I'm unmarried and once won the Merlin Award, the "Oscar" of the magic world, at the age of seventeen. I attend Sobu High School, but since graduation only requires a two-thirds attendance rate, I'm often absent and late, completely unlike a student. My main profession is detective work, and I often assist Inspector Megure of the Third Violent Crimes Investigation Division of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department in solving cases. Because of my identity as a high school detective, I'm very popular with girls at school, but I remain single. Because—women only slow down my deductions!

An anomaly appeared in the Snow Wolf tribe. This man from Earth found himself surrounded by his adorable but clueless tribesmen, staring at the sky at a 45-degree angle, speechless with frustration. Having transmigrated into this impoverished grassland tribe, where even underwear was practically a necessity, were we, civilized people, supposed to revert to a primitive lifestyle?! He bent down, picked up a small leather whip, and hardened his heart, pointing it at the group of furry creatures: "Get to work!" Thus began the legend of a master of deception, a cunning emperor, and the king of the Snow Wolf people…_(:з”∠)_ #Farming and Domination Novel#

Crossing into a pure magical world without other cultivation methods such as Dou Qi, what is even more intolerable is that there is no academy, how can this work. Since there is no academy, establish one. As a traverser, a purely magical world is too boring. And as a wizard, no one else knows about his achievements at all, so in order to pretend to be that, he also wants to make wizarding a profession that everyone in this world envies, well, by the way, spread other cultivation methods. --- writer I profile incompetent

“my lord, there is a strange wizard outside! ”“ As soon as he entered the door, he started drinking potions, eating, burning talisman paper, ringing bells, waving wands, killing sacrifices, pinching gems, reciting strange spells, doing strange movements, pumping his back with a whip, and stabbing his belly with a knife, changed several sets of clothes and weapons. . . . ” boom!!! Before he finished speaking, Roquier braved the dazzling colors of red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple, possessed the demon with dozens of layers of runes, kicked the door, tore open the barrier, and broke into the hall naked: “ I heard that you do blood every day Sacrifice, I will take your life today! ”“ Three hundred layers of Buff, stacked! Eat my moonlight sword!

Good news, I'm reborn! Bad news, I'm a villain!

Reborn as a villain, Chen Qing decided to give up and live his life peacefully, no matter what the fate script was. He would never provoke the protagonist.

Who would have thought that he would be accidentally bound to the wife-loving system, and would have to conquer the Destined Empress and marry her?

That was the protagonist's favorite girl, so of course Chen Qing refused.

However, he found out that the protagonist still had to stay in seclusion and sign in for another thirty years, and it turned out that he had been reborn first!

Faced with the temptation of massive rewards from the system, Chen Qing said: I'm sorry, protagonist, I... made a mistake.

Today is the first day of Class 7's assembly.

Naruto: "My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I like Kangshifu beef noodles the most. I like braised, pickled pepper, or sauerkraut flavors. My dream is to get a jonin position and lead a genin squad or something."

Sakura: "My name is Haruno Sakura. I don't have a favorite, but I hate pretentious men. Well, it doesn't matter if you have a job or not, just don't discriminate against women."

Cheng Xuan, transported back to the S11 Summer Split, found himself inexplicably seated as IG's starting support. However, his rank was only Iron… Fortunately, he activated the strongest support system, granting him a random talent each game. [Ding! Congratulations on drawing the A-level talent 'Laying-out God'!] wink: Holy crap, how can you, a support, take six minions in one wave! You didn't even leave me any cannon minions?! League System: IG-Cheng Xuan is on a killing spree! wink: ??? [Congratulations on obtaining the S-level talent 'Poisonous Milk'!] Cheng Xuan: Oh no, we're definitely going to lose this game! 20 minutes later… League System: The enemy Nexus has been destroyed! Teammates: ??? [Congratulations on obtaining the SS-level talent 'Hero Voice Pack'!] Cheng Xuan: Death is like the wind, always by my side! Hasagi! Teammates: A sudden attack of your illness? Shut up! I'll step on…

Wu Zesan rewatches "In the Name of the People"

【bite】

[Congratulations, host, you have received a random character reward: Qi Tongwei (Uncle)]

"System, you're being a bit unreasonable. There are all sorts of characters in this show!"

"Please turn on the TV, Shandong Provincial TV Station."

Wu Ze: "My uncle?"

System: "Yes, your uncle."

Wouldn't that solve everything from now on?

Dear readers, the first-generation system was rather lackluster.

The main purpose is to introduce the plot and serve as a transition.

The capabilities will be much stronger after upgrading to the second-generation system.

P.S.: This story takes place in a parallel universe and is purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

"Duck Soup + Adorable Mischief + Comedy + Slice of Life + Interdimensional Travel + Spiritual Energy Revival"

While spiritual energy had only been revived for a hundred years and everyone was still in the beginner village mode, Chu Sheng was already able to freely traverse the wilderness.

Not only can you eat top-quality natural treasures, but you can also pick up all kinds of innate magical artifacts, and even spirit pets that have cultivated for ten thousand years beg for food and lodging.

However, these treasures weren't brought back for free, so Chu Sheng started acting like a scoundrel and causing trouble everywhere.

But just when his notoriety was building, public opinion suddenly began to reverse...