[June 28th, I time-traveled.] [July 1st, I disguised myself as a kingdom agent and fooled the sheriff, sentence +10 years] [July 18th, I forged an identity to cross the border and incidentally killed the border guard, sentence +80 years] [August 2nd, I started brewing and selling bootlegging, and had eight fights with local thugs in one day. The Night Shift Chief was furious, sentence +50 years] [August 21st, I changed my identity and joined the Night Shift Bureau, altered my file, sentence -140 years] [September 3rd, I was discovered altering the file, sentence +500 years!] [December 25th, I ignited the flames of Reforging Fala City, sentence... +40k years, haha]... [July 7th, I am the Night Shift Chief now, sentence permanently reset to zero]... [December 12th, these files need a name change, how about the Regent's Memoirs?]... [June 28th, it's time...]

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, disasters continued throughout the country, famines occurred greatly, and people ate each other.

Yun Yi accidentally broke into this era.

Fortunately, he has all the characteristics of Steve in my world, and can bring the rules of the MC world into the real world.

Food shortage? MC crops only mature every few days!

Thousands of miles of barren land? Infinite water supply!

Plague breaks out? Don’t worry, milk can cure all diseases!

No place to live? Watch me build a city with my bare hands in one day!

The world is in chaos, with warlords dividing the country?

Have you asked the army behind me wearing enchanted armor?

Hey, why is everyone calling me a god?

But I am just an ordinary cube man!

[Non-Naruto fanfiction]

When you pee at the abyss,

the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up.

This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun,

who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration,

who has a pair of Sharingan,

and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends,

who loses SAN points like crazy,

while trying not to go crazy and become stronger,

this is probably a pink group,

no, this is the pink group!

[Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu]

[Welcome to join the pit]

[Also known as: Cthulhu version of Ranch Story]

Farming style + Cthulhu world + daily management + cognitive error + protagonist no fighting + no color + low sense of pleasure

Tiny human, when you see those great beings, will you still maintain your sanity? —Family Whisper

The protagonist: Chen Yi, a veteran player of Ranch Story, Mineral Town and Stardew Valley, accidentally becomes an Old One.

What will he do when he enters the world of the Great Lord? Of course, he will continue farming! ! !

Main storyline: Build a ranch that belongs to you from scratch.

During the business, you can make friends with the alien girls around you and give them the radishes, tomatoes, sweet potatoes, apples, etc. that you grow yourself.

Reality changes because of the gift he gives.

Ranch setting reference: Ranch Story: Friends of Mineral Town

Target of the strategy: The most beautiful "Goddess".

Difficulty: 100 stars

The first two chapters are background stories and cognitive and operational learning.

Ranch building map: See Chapter 2 for the author’s words!

At a comic convention, Otonashi unexpectedly encountered an adorable little octopus preaching, but made a sarcastic remark, and then found himself transported to the Naruto world.

Not only does it lack a system and bloodline, but it also has something resembling an octopus's mouthparts on its body...

The good news is that this thing can eat anything!

Whether it's animals, plants, or various elements, you can extract energy from anything you eat, and it can even strengthen your body and evolve your life level.

The bad news is that this thing replenishes what you eat...

Are the Sharingan and Byakugan strong? You'll grow as many as you eat!

Are tailed beast chakra strong? Then you probably wouldn't mind having a few more tails, right?

Are Devil Fruits powerful? Would it be okay to have more markings on my body?

In order to survive better, Otonashi has no choice but to forge ahead on an indescribable path of distortion.

Otonashi: "Don't let my usual respectable appearance fool you, actually I..."

gurgling sounds (tentacle wriggling sounds)...

Zhou Ming was reborn. He picked up his past regrets and plunged headlong into the CNCS professional scene. However, despite believing himself to be talented, he discovered that talent also comes in different levels. If you don't have enough talent, you can make up for it with hard work. Ultimately, however, injuries forced him to retire. But looking back on his reborn life, at least he had no regrets. Although he didn't have a system as a reborn person, he still planned for his future. After retiring, he just wanted to wait until he "harvested" his earnings and then enjoy the rest of his life. However, after retiring and streaming with a casual attitude, one day, a system suddenly descended upon him! [Ding!] [Host detected! System binding initiating!] Zhou Ming: What the heck? [Binding successful!] [Professional auxiliary system at your service!] [Ding!] [Host's current profession detected as streamer.] Zhou...

Rebirth allows an ordinary person to live a different life.

The system can give ordinary people the opportunity to stand in the most prominent position on the stage of life.

The former can raise the lower limit of one's life, while the latter can raise the upper limit of one's life.

Lu Yiming encountered both of them.

Reborn in 2018.

Starting with intercepting a 400,000 lottery prize, he used his precognitive abilities to hoard CSGO cosmetics.

A brand new Miami sniper rifle was only $15,000 that year, a souvenir Dragon Lore Axe was only a little over $100,000, and the butterfly knife hadn't gone up in price yet...

Access the part-time benefits system.

Unlocking secondary professions and leveling up will grant you a growth gift pack.

Starting with his selection as a CSGO streamer, Lu Yiming, using skills acquired from the system, caught the last wave of the live streaming boom.

The second deputy is chosen as an online author, and starts by acquiring the literary work "Zhu Xian" from a parallel world Earth.

Jiang Yang, who had just been admitted to university, was troubled by the problem of choosing the wrong major.

He was thinking about the future path when the Lao Deng counterattack system suddenly appeared.

[At the age of 30, your professional performance was dismal.

You were beaten by the talented teenagers of the same period and your heart was broken.

You made a living by live streaming.

When you were a guest at your cousin's house, you looked at your cousin's level and felt the purest happiness from CS.

You decided to embark on the road of CSGO again and start the last dance!]

[Reopen CSGO, reward: Lao Deng gift pack.]

Jiang Yang looked at the content in the system panel.

No, buddy... I'm only 16 years old, how can I become Lao Deng?

Then he looked at his perfect C+ rank.

You want me to go to the professional arena with this level to start the last dance?

And why does your system give all the rewards that only Lao Deng can use!

"Pre-emptively utilizing the peak strength of S1mple in 2021!"

"Insufficient resources, advance payment failed."

As the system responded, Yang Yu realized a crucial issue.

In other words, given the right conditions, even players of this caliber can be expected to perform well.

What do you mean by power that doesn't belong to me? I simply enjoy the results first and then supplement the process.

...

Years later, in online discussions about Yang Yu, one netizen lamented, "Back then, we only hyped him up to be number one, but we never expected him to become the GOAT!"

P.S.: I already have 10,000-subscription CS novels, "CSGO: This player is too obedient!" and "CS: He's only 16 years old, yet he helped Old Deng make a comeback?" You can check them out if you're looking for something to read.

Just after witnessing NIKO win the major championship, a bolt of lightning suddenly struck Zhang Yu, a 31-year-old middle-aged man, back ten years ago, and also gave him a top-level cheat - the Eye of Death.

He loves CS and immediately decides to join the more authoritative professional circle. The world line changes quietly, and a bloody storm is about to break out on the stage of the professional league.

…

Years later, when people mentioned him, they would always describe him as one of the top players of all time.

Rifle-type s1mple, desire-type ZywOo, not-a-shrimp-type Niko, champion-type donk...

Of course, the best-known one is CN's ultimate war behemoth, the undisputed GOAT of CS, the unique born saint in the world - Sage!